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Ammani has come up with an interesting series. She asks a question, and the readers have to answer with a story. Very Interesting

Latest question was ‘What happened last Tuesday when Rajamanickam had gone to the bank to deposit a cheque?‘

And this is my take

He met a pretty girl standing in the line. He found that she was also from his company, looking at her ID card tag. Slowly he started conversing with her. Like any new people, they started talking about office, hobbies etc. The line was pretty long. By the time his turn came, he almost fainted when the girl told him she was a simbhu fan. Rajamanickam was so shocked, instead of depositing the cheque, he applied for a new chequebook.

Check her blog for lots of interesting stories

Vetti Paya padathukku dhoosi thatta aarambichaachu. So ellarum poi idhu varaikkum ezhudhinadha padinga.

Thanks to RS, I remembered the story myself and Praveen had written in TFMPage some 1 1/2 years back. We spoofed the entire Ayutha Ezhuthu movie before it got released.

Please go through leisurely. Its a pretty long one.

Here is where, the story is posted by RS.

You all might be aware that the producer of vetti-paya tried to commit suicide. Oru vazhiya prachnai ellam solve aagi padaththa thirumba dhoosi thatti vitta edathula irundhu edukkalaamnu irukkoam.

Adhukku munnadi, padathoada audio release function nadatharoam.

Here are some songs that will be used in Vetti-Paya. Ulaga cinema varalaatRil mudhan muRayaaga, endha paatula irundhu thirudinadhu appadinu include paNNi irukkoam. Choodunga Better effect if you listen to the original song whilst reading this

Original Song : Oh Kumaari from Anniyan
Oh scene rani oh srungari adanga pidaari nee
Oh scene rani adanga pidaari nee
Oh pidaari adanga pidari
En thalai mudi kuchi kuchiya nikkudhu pidari
En mabbu yeri erangi nikkudhu pidaari
En quarter bottle vatri vittadhe
Kick yerum endru anjiye oorugai ellam nakkinen
Oh pidaari adanga pidari

Original Song: Thee Pidikka from Arindhum Ariyamalum
Beedi pidikka beedi pidikka kaasu koduda
Match box ellam gaali pudhusa vaanguda
Lungs azhiya lungs azhiya dhum pidida
Nicotine ellam erangattum dhum adida
Beedi u r so hot and strong
I cant smoke more than one
Beedi u r so hot and strong
I cant smoke more than one

Original Song: Bharathikku kannamma from Priyamudan
Bharathikku kannamma
Nee enakku muniyamma

Original Song: Varaaga Nadhi karai oaram from Sangamam
Ohooooo ohhhhhh hey heyyy heyyyy
Oh thanniyil varum kosu kadi ellam malaria kodukkum
kaanadha moota poochi ellam thookatha kedukkum
koova nadhikarai oram ore oru panni paarthen
saniyane nillunu sonnen
saaniya theriyama midhichen

Original Song: Naan pesa ninaipadhellam from ???
Naan saapda ninaipadhellam nee samaikka vendum
Naaloadum pozhudhoadum paathiram theikka vaendum

Original Song: Sandhana maarbile from Nadodi thendral
Karadi maarbile kosu kadithadhe
yaeRi midhi yaeRi midhi
thoongum nerame kadi mayame
yaeRi midhi yaeRi midhi
tortoise gaL saatchi odomos saatchi
yaeRi midhi yaeRi midhi

Original Song: Iyengar veetu azhaghe from anniyan
chettiyar veetu kozhiye
chettiyar veetu kozhiye
un poal chicken ulaganil illai
inimael piRandhaal adhu oru muttai

Original Song: Nenjamellam kaadhal from AE
hey hey hey
oru Sabena koduthaal thaechi vappaya
Sink ellam paathiram
Paathiram ellam azhukku
Sabena koduthaal thechi vappaaya
eNNai pisukku kammi, aduppu kaRi thookal
medai maele thaechi vapaaya

Uma is a good looking girl. And there is an air of confidence around her always. For past few weeks, a guy was bothering her. This guy used to be omnipresent at the entrance of Uma’s office complex. He was well dressed and looked decent. And everytime Uma walked past, she observed the guy staring at her. One time he even tried talking to her, but Uma didn’t bother to listen. This went on for quite a few days, and Uma had enough of it. She disclosed this to her close friend. Then they both decided to confront this guy, and teach him a lesson. The guy was pleasantly surprised when uma and her friend walked straight towards him. He rushed to Uma and said ‘Madam, I am from ICICI Bank. Do you want a car loan or personal loan?’. The guy was at a state of shock, when Uma said ‘No thanks’ and went back immediately. He was all the more surprised, why Uma’s friend was laughing like crazy!

Actually I was wondering what to name the lead character. Then read this post, and immediately decided about it. He he

annalum noakkinaan. avaLum NoakkinaaL. But problem is, avaLoada purushanum noakinaan

There was an empty ground next to his house. He shooed away the slum kid, who was shitting there. He had to dispose the diapers of his kid, dumped in a polythene.

One day, he forgot to take protection and slept with her. The very next morning, he knew something was wrong. He went to the doctor, and the doctor confirmed he was infected. He was shell shocked. His only son was coming to visit him that day. After his wife died, his son was everything to him. He rushed home, closed all doors and poisoned her to death. He could not let his son be infected with Malaria!

He loved her a lot, though it was one sided. She got married to someone else. One fine day, he drugged her to sleep and with a a knife, slit her heart open. He couldn’t sleep that night. He heaved a sigh of relief, when she opened her eyes. The open heart surgery was successful

P.S. Thanks to Jacky for the plot

He was very particular that his daughter should get the best in everything.
She did her education at the best institute.
She was getting married at the best wedding hall.
Catering by the best caterer.
Jewels/Clothes from the best brand.
Strange, that he didn’t get his daughter married to the guy she considered the best

5000 Rs worth Silk Saree. 10 Sovereign gold chain. 5 sovereign bangles.
Diamond ear rings and nose ring. She was ready for the first night

He skipped watching the matches, since she wanted him to spend quality time with her. Here he is, watching her bargain with the shopkeeper