If you call someone to Madras in June, how will he accept? ![]()
If you call someone to Madras in June, how will he accept? ![]()
Is there any other human being on planet earth like Ms Shobha, to make one lose interest in sex? For instance, read this paragraph from her latest book ‘Bollywood Nights’
You get a mail from one of your close friends. She hasn’t been in touch for quite a while. Suddenly she mails you ‘I thought of you yesterday’ You get all emotional, since she has been extremely busy for quite some weeks. You ask her, ‘What happened? How come all of a sudden?’. She replies ‘I was watching TV yesterday, and T Rajendar appeared on it. I remembered you!’.
Life is cruel, I tell you!
You are waiting to cross a busy road. There is no pedestrian crossing. The traffic is pretty high. Finally, the road is relatively empty except for an auto rickshaw. You are waiting for the rickshaw to pass you. But just when you come forward, the rickshaw stops right in front of you. The driver looks at your inquiringly. You say no, and try to cross the road again. By this time, traffic is heavy again
Why me?
Am not sure if any of you have heard the speeches of politicians in wedding reception, baby naming ceremony, hair cutting ceremony etc. They will start with abusing their political enemy and some chest beating on what they have achieved. And finally conclude the speech with ‘aagave naan kooRa varuvadhu ennavendraal, maNamagaNum maNapeNNum needuzhi vaazha veNdum‘(So what I am trying to say is that the bride and groom should lead a happy married life).
Following the tradition, here is my post wishing Kiran Desai on winning the booker prize.
Dear Kiran Desai,
On behalf of this blog, and people who shamelessly cut and paste articles from internet and send it to their friends without mentioning the source, I wish to congratulate you on winning the booker prize. Unlike the previous Indian lady who won the booker prize, please do not join the social activists or human rights club. There are enough members there, who create problems for our country. Please do not ask presidential pardon for Afzal Guru. Please do not ask for the army to be withdrawn from kashmir. Please do not stage a protest in busy roads of delhi and other indian cities disrupting the traffic and causing nuisance to the public. So, what I am trying to say is congratulations ![]()
-Prabhu
I have resisted so far, when people landed in my blog using wierd search strings like Ferrari matter, tiruvanmiyur driving school, find girl in koramangala, bhooma devi costume, RMKV(!!!!!!) and many more. But then, there is a limit. Check this link.
Go ahead, here is your friday dose of laughter at my expense ![]()
What did Devdas drink?
Beer? No. Only a fool will drink Beer when he is sad. Beer is a fun drink to be had while watching sports.
Whiskey? Whiskey drinkers are supposed to be refined drinkers. They don’t brood over lost love. They know there are bigger things in life than lost love
Rum? Naah. Rum is a horse drink. Does a horse crib, when it is ditched by its ex or whatever? No!
Vodka? Vodka is a cocktail drink. Its consumed neat in extreme cold conditions. Otherwise with some sweetener or fuzzy drink. And it’s a fun drink had by ‘Oops-in-my-house-they-don’t- know- I- drink’ parties. Devdas wasn’t afraid of that. So that’s also ruled out
Brandy? Brandy is a medicine to be had, when people have cold or cough. Not a medicine for this lover boys. And devdas didn’t take any medicine. Did he? So brandy ruled out!
Gin? It’s a girls drink. If Devdas had gin, well, will he be looking out for a girl or guy;) ? So gin ruled out as well.
Wine? Does anyone gulp wine or drink from bottle? Wine ruled out!
That leaves us with less frequently had drinks like tequila or some liquers like kahlua etc, or tough-to-obtain-in-india drinks like cognac. So the possibility of devdas having these types of drinks is also remote.
My guess is Devdas had coffee or tea decoction without any sugar. Or for that matter, sambhar from any bangalore sagar hotels! It would have tasted miserable like his life, and as they say rest is history!
My chennai sources say that, two bloggers met today for lunch. Thats the spirit of metropolitan chennai bloggers
Further details awaited from the investigative bloggers:P Narayana! Narayana!
Worst looking woolen cap/jacket/sweater provides the best comfort!
This is no April Fools joke!