He: Hey. Enna aachu. You are not online today?
She: Hey. Painter has come home for whitewashing. So, whole house is in kind of mess. Adhaan online varalai
He: Oh! Hmmm. Hey. Will you be going to a beauty parlour before the reception or before the wedding?
She: Ofcourse before reception. Wedding munnadi poana homam la ellam oru madhiri aagidum. Adhu irukkatum. Thideernu yaen idha ellam kaekkare?
He: Illai. I wanted to ask this for a long time. But I kept forgetting. The moment you said whitewashing, I was reminded of it!
She: !!!!!

(5 PM)
He: Naan appave sonnen. GRT madhiri kadai kku pogalaamnu
She: Enakku enna theriyum. Chinna kadaila kooda ivlo security irukkum nu
He: Ennavo. Maamiyar veetla konja naaL irukka veNdiyadhu dhaan
She: Ellam unnale dhaan. Akshaya trithiyai annikaa thiruda poRadhu. Security innum jaasthiya irukkum nu theriya veNdaam. vera ennikaavadhu poi irundha asaalta nagaya adichirukkalaam

Constable hits the police jeep with a lathi and says
Constable: Enna vazha vazha nnu pechu. Summa gammunu irunga reNdu perum

He: ippadi pesadhe kaNmaNi. makkaL kuRai theerkum arasanagiya ennudaya kuRai theerka maataya?

She: Thangalukku enna kuRai?

He: En uyir raNi en meedhu kobam koNdu seriyaga pesuvadhillai. En nenju thudikindradhu. Mega Serial maami poal azhugai varungindradhu.

She: ungaL paechugaLai naan nambiya kaalam kadandhu vittadhu. veeN paechu veNdaam.

He: Ayyago. Naan en seiven.

She: raNi meedhu ivvaLavu akkarai irundhaal indru kaalai ennai paarka yaen varavillai? saamuthrika pattu vaangi tharugiren endru aasai kaati mosam seidhu vittu ippozhudhu edhaRku indha veeN paechu

He: idhu dhaana kobathirku kaaraNam? naan anuppiya olai unakku kidaikkavillaya? enakku ‘Read receipt kidaithadhe’?

She: Olai kedaithadhu. Olai anuppinaal ellam seriyaagi vidumo?

He: mannithukkoL anbe. aNdai naatu arasanin magan padma seshadriyil padikka virumbugiran. Ennudaya arasiyal balathai ubayogithu siRuvanukku idam vaangi thara sonnadhaal sella neritadhu.

She: Hmm. Matra naatu mannargaL avaragaLudaya arasiyal balathai vaithu enna ennavo saadhikaraargaL. Neerum irukkere. Poyum poyum padma seshadri seat. Nammidam oru TV channel irukkiradha? Illai oru newspaper irukkiradha. Ondrume illai.

He: Adhellam edhukku raNi. Makkal sakthi magesan sakthi. Nammidam adhu uLLadhu

She: Pazhamozhiyai maatriviteero?

He: Namadhu thevai kku yerpa customize seidhen

She: Nalla veLai nyabagapaduthineer. Umadhu sevagan Magesan olaiyil charge theerndhu vittadhaam. Avanayum namadhu corporate plan il include seidhu koLLumaru Vodafone mannaridam sibarisu seyyavendumaam

He: Vodafone. Hmm. Adharku eedaga enadhu kavasathilum namadhu arasaanga sevagargaL kavasthilum ‘vodafone’ print seyya solli varpuruthuvaan andha mannan. Ozhigiradhu. ponaal pogattum

She: kaNNa. en praaNanaadha.

He: Ada. Ennai mannithu vittaya?

She: Hmmm. Enakku oru iPhone vaangi kodungaL manna

He: kaLLi. sendra madham dhaane 8GB N95 vaangi koduthen

She: PoangaL manna. adhil touch screen illai. Adhuvum illaamal innum sila naatkaLil valentines day varugiradhu allava. Valentine anbaLippaaga iPhone vaangi kodungaL

He: iPhone namadhu naatil velai seyyaadhu

She: Illaye. Ritchie street kku eduthu sendraal unlock seidhu SIM card poattu tharuvaargaL

He: Aaanal nee adharku piragu online vara mudiyadhu. Vandhaal unadhu iTunes lock aagi vidum. Seri paravaillai. Vaangi tharugiren. uNavu uNNum neram nerungugindradhu. Indraya menu ennavo

She: Puliyodharai matrum thayir saadham.

He: Instant food uNNa naam enna onsite il aa irukkiroam?

She: Atleast idavadhu kidaithadhu endru sandosha padungaL. aNdai naatu raNi, avaL kaNavanukkum dhinamum ilai thazhai dhaan podugiraaLam. Kaettal ‘Organic food, fibre food, salad’ endru buruda vidugiraaL

He: Ayyo aaLai vidu. Parava illai. Idavadhu kidaithadhe. Puli pasithaal MTR Puliyogare thingiradhu.

Sila neram kazhiththu

He: raNi. Thoattahil oru walk irku pogalaama?

She: Good Night

He: kraadhagi. Walk pogalaama endraal good night endru dismiss seigiRaaye. Nyaayama?

She: Kosu thollai thaangavillai. Aagave good night cream thadavi koNdu pogalaam endru kooRa vandhen. ungaLukku epoozhudhume avasaram dhaan

He:

She: Oh oh. Edhuvum seriya theriyalai.
He: Appo office leave poattuden
She: Leave kammiya irukku. Its ok. I can manage
He: Seri. Go to that eye clinic near office and get it replaced. Or shall I do it?
She: Illai. Naan manage pannikaren.
He: BTW, unnoda pazhaya spectacles irukku illai. Why dont you wear that to office?

She: Ayye. Vayasu jaasthiya kaatum andha specs. Vendaam
(He tries to control his laughter and mock sneezes)
She: Enna aachu?
He: Kozhandhai azhudhudhu?
She: What?
He: Illai. Onnum illai. Seri. Enakku time aaradhu. Office poittu phone pannu. Bye

(By afternoon)
She calls He
She: Hello
He: Hey. Lens enna aachu?
She: Naalaiku morning dhaan ready aagumaam.
He: Oh! Are you able to manage?
She: Yeah. konjam blurred aa irukku. But nothing tough
He: Hmmm
She: Evening inga variya? I dont want to come alone in dark.
He: Seri. When I come there I will ask you ‘Unakku evlo vayasu’. You answer ‘ondrarari kazhuadhai vayasu’
She: Huh?
He: Illai. Unakku kaNNu seriya theriyalai illaya. Naan nu nenachu vera yaar koodayavadhu poitaa?
She: !!!!

They are close to the shore

He: Hey how is my new hair style?
At that moment, a kid throws a baloon at she
She: So cute
He: Thanks
She: Naan unnai sollalai. Andha kozhandhaye sonnen
He: Oh!
She: Paaren. He must be hardly 2 years old. Enna active.
He: Hmmm
She: You know what. I want to have a boy child. Enakku annavum illai thambiyum illai
He: Adhuvum illama unakku pasanganna romba pidikkum
She: Hello?
He: Illai illai kozhandhaya sonnen
She: Hmmm. Andha kutti payyan kooda unnai madhiri dhaan irukkaan
He: Thanks.
She: Ippo edhuku thanks. Neeyum andha payyan madhiri immature sonnen. Ha ha
He: !!!!!
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She: Enna pechaye kaaNom?
He: Can’t help it. I still retain some innocence from my childhood. Un kitta adhu illai. So you see it as immaturity
She: !!!!

He and She are friends. She has got engaged. She wants to know what to gift to a guy.

She: Hey
He: Hello. Enna aachu?
She: Onnum illaiye. Yaen?
He: Remember. You are engaged. Un aaL kooda kadalai podanum. En kooda ellam pesa koodadhu
She: Ayye. chee pey. Illai oru veLai nee engage aana poNNunga kooda pesa maatiya?
He: Thevai dhaan
She: Seri adha vidu. Naan enna gift vaangaradhu theriyaama muzichindu irukken. Edavadhu idea koden

He: Hmmm. How about a watch?
She: He doesnt wear a watch
He: Seri. Some books or CD?
She: So boring. How about some curio?
He: Huh? Curio va?
She: Its kind of memorablia
He: I see
She: Enna? Is it good enough? I want to buy something he can keep for lifelong
He: Insurance policy vaangi kodu. Life long vachukalaam
She: Cha. Its so tough to gift for a guy. Why dont you people have choices?
He: Adhu seri. Dumb bells vaangi kodu. Daily exercise paNNi un aaLu shahrukh khan madhiri six packs ellam theriyara madhiri fit aa irupaar
She: Kindala. Adhellam oNNum veNdaam.
He: Does he like cars?
She: Ayyo amma. Naan andha aLavukku paNakaari illai. And moreover he already has a car
He: Naan car pidikumaa dhaane kaetten. Car vachi irundhaadhaan car pidikanum nu avasiyam illai. Ippo enakku kooda dhaan Maria Kirilenko pidikkum. Naan enna avaLa vachunda irukken?
She: Dai
He: Seri seri. Get him a miniature Ferrari or BMW. Guys would love it
She: Hmm. That sounds ok. Enna enna color la kedaikkum indha bommai.
He: God! Its not a bommai. And we dont like cars for their color. Phew!
She: Miniature car bommai illama ennavaam.
He: Ok
She: Hey he is calling. Naan appuram pesaren. we shall discuss
He: maRubadiyuma?
She: paduthaadhe. bye

Some other place. Another He She. This He is engaged.

He: Hey. I want to get some gift for her.
She: Ada ada. Eppadi irundha nee.
He: Come on. Tell no
She: How about a diamond pendant?
He: Ok. Cool. Thank you
She: What?
He: I will get a diamond pendant
She: Naan chumma paechukku sonnen. Nee nejamave vaanga poriya?
He: !!!!!!

Monday. She comes back.

He: Hey. How was vacation?
She: Good
He: Sweets koNdu vandhu irukkiya?
She: Hmmm. Will send mail sometime before distributing
(He is bit worried since She is not talking properly)
He: Ok. Are you feeling homesick or something?
She: Hmm illai. Seri naan un kitta appuram pesava? I have lots of mails to be cleared before starting work
He: Ok.
(During lunch time)
He: Lunch kku polaama?
She: Illai. Enakku konjam late aagum. You carry on
He: I will wait.
She: Ayyo. Paduthaadhe. Po solren la
He: Seri seri. Dont get tense.
(He is upset big time now. In the evening)
He: Can we talk for sometime?
She: Yeah
He: Enna aachu?
She: Onnum aagaliye
He: Illai. Inniku full day seriyave pesalai nee
She: Hmmm
He: En mela kovama?
She: No (Which means yes)
He: Pinna?
She: Illai. I think I am talking too much and getting close too soon. Its not good.
He: Yaen ippadi ellam pesare. Ippo enna aaiduthu
She: Illai. I am quite conservative. You like it or not, thats the way I am
He: but unnai yaaru conservative aa irukka vendaam nu sonna?
She: Huh? Sir enna message anupineenga?
He: Err. Naan neRaya message anuppinen. Edha solre?
She: Saturday night party kku pogalaam variya nnu kaekkare? You know how bad I felt?
He: Enna kindalaa?
She: Huh?
He: The SMS that I sent was a song from the movie ‘Azhagiya Thamizh Magan’
She: What???
He: Pinna ennavaam. Nee conservative aa iru. Naan illai sollalai. But adhukaaga ennai ippadi nenachutiya? Do I like like somone who keeps calling every girl for a party on a saturday?
She: Naama ippo dhaane pesa aarambichom. Enakku unnai pathi innum avlova theriyaadhe
He: Very good. Fine. Sorry for the message. Bye
She: Hey
He: Enna?
She: Enakku eppadi theriyum indha padathula andha madhiri oru paatu irukku nu?
He: I dont blame you for anything. I cant expect you to know the song. But I felt bad that you assumed things without even asking me. Anyways.
She: Anyways enna?
He: Nothing.
She: Seri seri. Calm down. Inimela message anuppacha puriyara madhiri anuppu
He: Aaamam. Vividhbaradhi la vara madhiri ‘Kothavalchavadi She avaragaLin viruppathil peril ippoazhudhu azhagiya thamizh magan padathil irundhu ‘Saturday night party kku variya’ endra paadalin varigaL sms aaga anuppapadugiradhu. Isai AR Rahman. Anuppubavar Madayan He
She: He he

He: Andha poNNu enna loose aa?
She: Nee dhaan loose
He: Huh? Naan enna pannen ippo?
She: Unnai evan rose edukka sonnan?
He: Ayye. Naan engagement paiyanoda vayasula periyavan
She: So?
He: So, aasirvadham panna flower eduthunden
She bursts out laughing
He: Enna?
She: Idhu enna kalyanama? Atchadhai podaradhukku? Loose. Adhuvum rose. Infact endha kalyanathulayavadhu yaaravadhu rose vachi aasirvadham pannuvaaLa?
He: Oh. Panna maataLa. Seri naan poi rose vachitu vandhudaren
She: Edhukku andha poNNa sight* adikaradhukka?
He: Ada cha. Vera yaarukaavadhu andha rose kodupaa illaiya adhaan
She: Aaaha. Enna oru perundhanmai. Enakku andha rose tharalaam la.
He: Unakku edhukku. Nee dhaan eduthundiye
She: Cha. Un kitta poi kaetten paaru
He: Yaen tension aagare. Indhaa rose.
She: oNNum venaam. Andha poNNu kittaye kodu po
He: Yaaru andha jimikki poatta poNNa?
She: Ennadhu?
He: Illai entrance la poo koduthaaLe. Andha poNNa sonnen. Ava jimikki poattu irundhaa.
She: Hello sir. Enna nadakudhu inga? Nee yaen adha ellam observe panre?
He: Ippo naan enna dhaan pannanum. I saw her. That too I saw her ear, since that jimikki caught my attention. So technically speaking naan andha poNNa paatha neratha vida, ava jimikkiya paatha time dhaan adhigam. Naan nallavan
She: Paathu. Jimikki thiruda vandhavan nnu nenachuka poraa
He: Yaen solla maate. Ponna paathalum thappu jimikki paathalum thappu. Inimela yaaravadhu poNNu edhirla vandhaa bharathiraja heroine madhiri reNdu kaiyayum vachu face maRachukaren.
She: He he he
(At that time He spots one of his friend(girl) )

He: hey
Friend(girl): Hello sir. Evlo naaL aachu paathu
He: Ya. By the way idhu dhaan She.
She: hi
Friend(girl): Nice meeting you. Ivana romba naaLa kaettundu irundhen, She kku introduce paNNi vaidaa appadinu. Kadasila inniku dhaan paaka mudinjadhu
He: Aaamam ava enga. I just cant wait to meet her
(She’s eyebrows are raised)
Friend(girl): Inga dhaanda engayo irundha. Iru
He: I have been eagerly waiting to meet her
Friend(girl): Aarambichitiya. Iru.
(Friend(girl) goes somewhere)
She: Aaamam iva enna unnai ivlo da poattu koopadra. Naan da sonnadhukku oru periya lecture koduthe?
He: Ayyo loose. Ava ennoda vayasula periyava
She: Hmph. Edho onnu sollu. BTW yaarukaaga eagerly waiting? Ivlo desperate aa kaekkare? Yaar adhu. Sollu
He: Vandhu
(By that time Friend(girl) comes with her 2 year old daughter)
He: Hey kiddo(Replace kiddo with some kids name). Indha rose. Un red dress kku match aa irukkum
Friend(girl): Uncle kku thanks sollu

Do I need to say what She’s expression was?

P.S. I have seen people refer to ogling as ‘site adikaradhu’ in Madras tamil. Site is land (or location). Sight is the right word.
P.P.S. You can consider this as a prelude for the He She, where She is upset that she is referred to as aunty!

He sends a text message to She
He: Hi. Good Morning. Have a nice day.
She: Its going to rain today.
He: Is it very cloudy there? It rained here last evening. Cloudy aa irukku
She: Ayyo. Nee enakku SMS anuppine la adhanaala dhaan rain.
He: Cha! If I send message also its wrong. If I dont send message also its wrong
As expected, there is no response from She. He waits for 15 minutes and calls back
He: Hello
She: Hi
He: Enna aachu?
She: Onnum illaiye. Yaen?
He: Pinna yaen ippadi sarcastic aa pesare. Naan message anupparadhu illai, initiative edukaradhu illai nu nee dhaane sonne
She: Oh. Ippo naan andha madhiri sonnadhunaala dhaan nee message anuppiniya?
He: Err. No no. Naane proactive aa irundhaalum nee kaNdukka maatengare nu solla vandhen
She: Acho. Vidu. I was kidding.
He: Hmmm.
She: Seri. Moonja thonga poattukaadhe.
He: Hmmm. Seri. Evening meet panlaama?
She: Sure. En athai peranukku inniku punyavajanam. Office irukku. So day time poga mudiyaadhu. Evening poi hello sollitu vandhuduven. Appuram meet panlaam
He: Hey kozhandhai sonna udane nyabagam varadhu. Pona vaaram krishna jayanthi boadhu chinna pasangalukku ellam krishnar vesham poattu irundha paathiya
She: Yeah they looked so cute and adorable
He: Cha. Leave cuteness. Paavam kozhandhainga. Adha paduthi indha madhiri make up poattu appuram photo vera eduppa. And later when the kid grows up, his would be shown that photograph. Ava vandhu avan kitta ‘Nee chinna vayasuliye krishnar madhiri irundhiya. Seriya dhaan vesham poattu irukka un amma’ appadinu solva. Ivan asadu vazhivaan
She: Wait wait wait
He: Indha madhiri krishnar vesham podara kozhandhai appa amma ku rama navami anniku blue and green paint adikkanum. Appo dhaan budhi varum
She: iru iru. Oru visu dialogue adichiye idhukku munnadi. Naan ennikume un kitta krishnar madhiri irundhe appadinu sonnadhu kedayaadhe. And nee chinna vayasula krishnar vesham poattundu photo eduthunidya? Andha photo enga?
He: Err
She: Enna?

He: Adhu en amma kitta irukku
She: Seri. Adhu enna adutha statement. Krishnar madhiri. Nee enna panne?
He: Ayye. Unakku theriyadha that I am a shy character when it comes to girls appadinu?
She: What?
He: Unakku enna theriyum. Nee first time ennai e-hug pannum boadhu naan eppadi react pannen theriyuma?
She: Eppadi?
He: Punnagai mannan la andha maamavukku koduma koduma paatu varum illa. Adhula revathy kamal kiss pannina udane he will throw his hat and jump in joy illa. Andha madhiri react pannen
She: ha ha ha
He: Seri. Naan kelambaren
She: Iru iru. He She la naan illai nee bulb vaangama eppadi kelambaradhu?
He: Ada. Inniku naan dhaan bulb vaanga poren.
She: Huh?
He: Aaamam. Nethu rathiri bathroom bulb fuse aaiduthu, Evening naan varadhukulle kadai moodiduvaan. So bulb vaanga poren
She: #@$#@$#@$@#$@

She: Innum 10 naaL dhaan irukku. Evlo velai pending irukku theriyuma?
He: Inga mattum enna vaazhudhaam. But in a way, I am happy
She: Enna?
He: kalyanathukku appuram veedu set panra prachnai illai. I have everything at home, and nee kattina pudavayoda vandha porum
She: Ha ha. Enga amma seeru appadi ippadinu paathiram ellam vaangi vachi irukka
He: Acho. Edam enga irukku adhellam vakkaradhukku? I have everything. So adhellam veNdaam solliden please

She: Naan varala indha viLayatukku, neeye pesikko
He: Hmmmm. BTW, seer la inji morappa kodukka sollu
She: Yerkanave nee inji thinna korangu madhiri urr nu irukke. Inji morappa veraya?
He: Illai. Enakku kalyana saapadu nenacha gadhi kalangudhu
She: Ada paavi. Idhu enna pudhu kadhai?
He: Illai. Kaarthale seekram ezhuppi vittuduva. Appuram andha maami ellam paalum pazhamum nu vaai la poattu adaippa. I don’t like milk And adhula vaazhaipazham vera sertha kadhai kandhal. Adhaan inji morappa irundha nanna irukkum nu paarthen
She: naatula ellarukkum enna kavalai. Appappaa
He: BTW, kalyanathukku munnadi unnoda maama maami, athai etc ellarayum introduce paNNi vittudu
She: Yaen?
He: Illai. Janvasam munnadi, iva ellarayum meet panni I will promise them for a treat
She: treat aa?
He: Yeah. Kalyanam mudinju naama saapdacha ‘photographer inga vaapa, maapLai poNNuku jangiri ooti vidungo, yaar ange. Maaplai kku sambar vidungo, appalam podungo’ indha madhiri ellam nachu panama irukkaradhukku treat.
She: Ha ha. Unnoda relatives ellam padutha maataLa?
He: avaaLa munnadiye saapda soollidaren. Saaptu mudichu ellam flat aagiduva. So prachnai illai.
She: Ivlo dhaana illai innum neRaya plan vachi irukkiya?
He: Indha photo/video aaLungaLukku thani party thara poren
She: Huh?
He: Yes. Lalbagh flower show madhiri oru photo still irukkum. Adhukku nadula kaila cauliflower(poochendu) pudichindu naan irukkara madhiri photo edukka koodadhu. And video la over aa close up edukka koodadhu, en thalai vazhukkai theriyara madhiri photo/video edukka koodadhu. Evlo instructions irukku
She: Hey hey. Ennayum andha madhiri ellam edukka veNdaam nu sollu. Please
He: Sollalaam. Aana konjam selavaagum. Parava illaiya?
She: Adi. Konjam vitta udane scene. Naane sollikaren.
He: Solliko
She: Adhu mattum illai. Enga appa kitta solli, unnai andha lalbagh flowers oda merge paNNi kaNdippa photo edukka solla poren. And video aaL kitta solli nadu nadu la andha still use panna solla poren. Afterall enga appa dhaane avanukku paisa kodukka poraa. Ha ha ha
He: Hey hey hey. Please please. Nee romba nallava. Vallava. Indri. Chandri. Please please. Appadi ellam paNNidadhe
She: Appadi vaa vazhikku. Enakku enna vaangi thare?
He: Corner house la ice cream vaangi tharen. Weekly once pizza hut la cheese pizza vaangi tharen. Appuram monthly twice toblerone chocolates
She: Hmm. Not bad. Pona pogattum nu vidaren
He: Thank you
(He smiles)
She:Ippo edhukku siriche?
He: Sirikkaliye. I just smiled
She: Yaen thideernu
He: summa dhaan. Nothing.
She: Illai. Sollu
He: Illai. Nee yerkanave dieting appadi ippadi nu sollindu irukke. Adha light aa nyabaga paduthina porum. Indha chocolate ice cream etc vaangi kodukaradhula irundhu thappichadaalame. He he
She: !!!!!!

He: Hey! Good morning
She: Morning
He: Romba nerama wait panriya?
She: Illai ippo dhaan keezha vandhen
He: Cha!
She: Enna? Innum neRaya neram wait panna vachi irukkanumnu feel panriya?
He: No no. Ennai paatha udane vekka paduve. kaal viralaala tharaila kolam poduve. Ippadi ellam nenachen
She: Yaen? maN vaasanai revathy madhiri ‘Pothi vacha malligai mottu’ appadinu paadanumnu edhirpaakaliya?
He: He he

She: Enga PG velaikaari nanna kolam poduva
He: Appadiya? Very good
She: Seri ippo engayavadhu polaama. Illai en velaikaari oda kolam eppadi podaradhu nu kathuka poriya?
He: Huh? Seri vaa. Forum polaam. Enakku pasikaradhu. Transit la edavadhu saapadlam
(They reach Transit)
He: kaNmaNi anboadu kaadhalan naan vaangi tharum mudhal dosai. Ponmani unakku masala venuma? Enakku Rava Masala Venum
(Since they are at a corner, She lightly hums the song)
He: paatave padichitiya? nadu nadula konjam vengaya chutney um thottukanum. bad breath pathi kavala padadhe. wrigleys vaangi tharen
She: he he
He: She She(Replace she with real name of she). Unakku dosai vaangitu varache andha guNdu maami ennai muttudhu. aana anga irundhu vegamaa escape aaganumnu nenaikacha chutney kottudhu. enge chutney en trouser la kotti galeej aagidumo appadinu nenaikayile gundu mami idikaradhu kooda perusa theriyalai. aaah haaa aaah. chutney theikka en trouser onnum tissue paper alla tissue paper alla. adhayum thaandi dhadiyaanadhu dhadiyaanadhu.
She: Ayyo venaam. enakku bayama irukku
He: guna paatula indha line varaadhe?
She: Ayyo. Illai. Naan edho chumma hum pannen. nee indha form la irukaradha paatha enakku bayama irukku. Unakku nejamave paithiyam pidichidumo nnu
He: He he. Hmmmm
(They have dosa for a while)
She: Hello sir
He: Yes madam?
She: Gavanam ellam enga irukku?
He: Illai. Dhoorathula oru veLLai puRa joingnnu paRandhu poachu. Adha paathundu irundhen
She: Adi. En kooda vandhuttu innoruthiya sight adikariya?
He: Chee chee. Summa sonnen. Indha pudhusa love panrava ellam day night pesuvaaLe. Appadi enna pesuva? Edavadhu FAQ kedaikkuma namakku?
She: Pesaama Nachu Namasivayam kitta kaekkalaama?
He: Kaekkalaame. ‘Dear NN. I am newly loved. What do people who are in love do? Is there any checklist/rulebook etc?’
She: Seri. Questioner peru?
He: Premananda?
She: Hey. En school la Prem nu oru payyan irundhaan
He: Very good. avan natchathiram theriyuma?
She: Huh?
He: Illai. Naalaiku piLLayar kovil la avan perla oru archanai paNNidalaam
She: Enna thimira?
He: Pinna enna? Summa NN kku oru peru kodu sonna, en school la prem nu oru payyan irundhaan aah ooh nu. Romba mukkiyam
She: Iru iru. Enakkum time varum
He: Hmmm. You know what?
She: What?
He: Naama enna pannanum appadingaradha edhukku innoruthar kitta kaekkanum?
(Saying this he holds her hand and looks into her eyes)
She: Enna aachu thideernu?
He: Illai. Cinema la ippadi ellam dhaane paNNuva. indha madhiri oru dialogue. Appuram hold hands, look into eyes. Adhukku appuram duet.
She: Cha. For a second naanum nee serious aa solre nenachu sandosha patten theriyuma. Cha!
He: Hey hey, I was really serious when I said why we should ask others. And I really felt like holding your hands
She: Appuram yaen andha cinema dialogue ellam sonne?
He: Err. Illai. I was bit nervous. Adhaan.
She: loose. En kitta enna nervous
He: Adhuvum seri dhaan.
(He tries to hold her hand again, and she shoos him away)
He: Seri. I will drop you at work. Seekram velai mudichitu phone paNNu.
She: Evening enna plan?
He: Nee first un work complete paNNu. We shall go out for dinner.
She: Ippo dhaan veLila saaptom. Madhiyanamum light edavadhu office la saapduven. Night um veLila saapadnuma?
He: Hmmm. Seri. Evening I will drop you at Hostel. Dinner innoru naaL polaam.
She: Hey. You felt bad?
He: No no. Nee solradhum correct dhaan.
She: Nejamma unakku kovam illai la?
He: Not at all. Illai. I always wanted to go with you for a candle light dinner. But innoru naaL paathukalaam
She: Ippadi ellam solladhe da. Am feeling bad
He: Ayye loose.
She: seri ok. Light aa edavadhu saapadlaam. Enga polaam sollu?
He: Inga ABC hotel polaam. Nice ambience. Call me once your work is done.
(ABC hotel)
She: Very nice. Nalla pleasant aa irukku. Full moon vera. Too good!
He: Yeah. Evlo naaL nenachu irukken theriyuma, When I see couple having candle light dinner. Am very happy now
She smiles and then asks
She: Seri. I wanted to ask you. We know each other for quite some time. What did you like in me?
He: Enna thideernu kaekkare?
She: Yaen? Koodadha? En kitta enna pudichu irukku nu unnaala chattunu solla mudiyaadha?
He: Come on. Nothing like that. I was bit surprised when you asked all of a sudden. Enakku un kitta romba pidichadhe..err..Tomato soup ½ and 1 Masala Pappad
She: What????
(Only then She realizes that the guy taking order was standing behind her)
She: Cha. Semma bulb. Sollu
He: Oru flow la irundhen. Cut pannitaan paavi. Seri. The thing I like the most in you is, you do so many things which I like without knowing I actually like them. So it’s a kind of suspense and it makes things interesting. Adhu mattumilaama our frequency match really well.
She: Nanna ice vakkare
He: Paathiya. I really meant whatever I said. But there are so many things which cant be told just like that. We have a life time. So solpa wait maadi
She: Hmmmm.
He: And you are smart too!
She: Smart aa? Edha vachi solre?
He: Illai general aa ennoda sense of humor puriya people should be smart to some extent. Adhaan
She: Idhaane vendaangradhu. Nee solra indha kadi jokes kku naane sirikalai naa vera yaar sirippa sollu?
He: !!!!!!

She: oye kutty. Chamatha irundhiya?
Kutty: hmmmm
He: Amma kitta solluda. Ella home work mudichaachu appadinu
She: Parava illaye. Good
She sniffs and then asks
She: Enna indha time la room freshner?

He: Illai. Konjam sultry aa irundadhu. Windows open panni vitten konja neram.
And appadiye room freshner
She: Hmmm. Seri saapadlaama ellorum
Kutty: Enakku mammu venaam
She: yaen?
KUtty: Naanum appavum unnai vittutu juice kudichome
She: Juice aa?
He: Err. Aaamam. Tropicana vaangi koduthen. Juice venum kaetaa kozhandhai.
Kutty: Appa brown color bottle juice. Enakku white color dabba juice juice
She: Brown color bottle juice aa?
He: Thums up solraa
She: Bottle enga?
He: Thooki poattuten. Err. Kadaila thiruppi koduthutten.
She goes near he and sniffs
She: Enna paste vaasanai varadhu?
He: illai. Konjam pal vali. Adhaan
She: Ada paavi. Unnai veetla vittutu ponaa brown color bottle juice aa?
He: Hey. Romba naal aachu ma
She: Cha! Adhuvum kozhandhai edhirla. Room freshner enna. Paste enna.
Kalakkare Chandru. pramaadham. Kutty thoongatum. Juice pathi pesalaam
He: He he. Actually enakkum thookam varadhu
She: Yaen varaadhu! You know. In the get-together all girls were having cocktails. I didnt take any. I was thinking of having with you today. Tch!
He: Hey. Come on. Shall I make one cocktail for you?
She: Onnum vendaam. I will have one on my own when I feel like it.
He: !!!!!!!!!!!

She: Hello
He stifles a yawn and says : Hello
She: Thoongindu irundhiya?
He: Not yet.
She: Hmmm. Enna panre?
He: Nothing as such
Saying this he yawns again

She: Ennadhu idhu yawn paNNinde irukke?
He: Idhellam en control laya irukku?
She: Thookam varadha?
He: Illai ma. Sollu
She: Onnum illai. Saaptiya? Naalaiku andha malleswaram piLLayar kovil kku polaama?
He yawns again
He: Malleswaram kovil aa?
She: Naan phone vakkaren. Nee poi thoongu
He: Appapapapapa. Manushan yawn kooda paNNa koodadha
She: naan onnume sollaliye
He: You are acting strange
She: What?
He: Pinna enna. Phone panninadhula irundhu thoongingu irundhiya, thookam varudha. Ennadhu idhu.
She: Yaen erinji vizhare
He: Naan enge erinji vizhundhen
She: Vidu. I am strange. Bye
He: Hey!!
She: Naan ennikavadhu unnai thoongacha distrub paNNi irukkena?
He: Nee ennai distrub panre nu sollave illaye
She: Muzhusa pesa vidariya. Ippadi interrupt paNNinde irundha naan enna solradhu?
He: Seri seri
She: En friends ellam rathiri muzhuka pesuva. Naama ennikavadhu appadi pesi irukkoma? Have I ever called you beyond 10.30? Konja neram aanale, seri thoonga po appadinu solradhu illai?
He: Hmmm
She: Appadi irukkacha, adhu enna am acting strange. Pesacha if someone yawns normal aa ellarum enna kaeppa. ‘Thoongindu irundhiya’, ‘Thookam varudha’ appadinu dhaane? Idhu normal human nature dhaane.
He: Hmmmm
She: Appo yaen vaL vaL nu erinju vizhare
He: Hmmm
She: Enna hmmm hmmmm. Irukkiya illai thoongitiya?
He: !!!!!!

Andru

“Pasangala,
Indha poNNunga keerangaLe. Bada kaedi maa. Edavadhu sodhapiduvaanga. Namakku kovamaa varum. Edavadhu kovathula solliduvom. Avlo dhaan. Adha pidichupaanga. And we end up feeling guilty and consoling them. Main matter maRandhe poodum. Ushaar kaedinga indha ponnunga.Naama dhaan konjam jagradhaya irukkanum ”

Indru
Romba jaagradhaya irundhaalum prachnai baa. ‘Naan ivlo solren. Nee paatu cool aa irukke. You just dont care for what I say’.

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