He-SheF e r r a r i on 06 May 2008 08:20 am
(11 AM)
He: Hey inniku akshaya trithiyai
She: T Nagar la irukkara crowd paathale theriyalai
He: Aaamam. Seri. Madhyanama polaama?
She: Enge polaam?
He: GRT?
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He-SheF e r r a r i on 28 Feb 2008 04:50 pm
I was thinking how will it be if I wrote a period He-She.
He: Rani
She: Hmmm
He: kaNNe Rani.
She: Hmmm
He: en meedhu kobamo rani?
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He-SheF e r r a r i on 18 Feb 2008 09:00 pm
He and She are married. She wears contact lens and tears it one sunday. Next day morning
She: Oh oh. Edhuvum seriya theriyalai.
He: Appo office leave poattuden
She: Leave kammiya irukku. Its ok. I can manage
He: Seri. Go to that eye clinic near office and get it replaced. Or shall I do it?
She: Illai. Naan manage pannikaren.
He: BTW, unnoda pazhaya spectacles irukku illai. Why dont you wear that to office?
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He-SheF e r r a r i on 26 Jan 2008 09:16 am
He and She are at the beach. Not at day time, but in evening. She is not covering her face by dupatta, nor is he covering his face with helmet. They are legally engaged.
They are close to the shore
He: Hey how is my new hair style?
At that moment, a kid throws a baloon at she
She: So cute
He: Thanks
She: Naan unnai sollalai. Andha kozhandhaye sonnen
He: Oh!
She: Paaren. He must be hardly 2 years old. Enna active.
He: Hmmm
She: You know what. I want to have a boy child. Enakku annavum illai thambiyum illai
He: Adhuvum illama unakku pasanganna romba pidikkum
She: Hello?
He: Illai illai kozhandhaya sonnen
She: Hmmm. Andha kutti payyan kooda unnai madhiri dhaan irukkaan
He: Thanks.
She: Ippo edhuku thanks. Neeyum andha payyan madhiri immature sonnen. Ha ha
He: !!!!!
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He-SheF e r r a r i on 11 Dec 2007 09:06 pm
English version here
He and She are friends. She has got engaged. She wants to know what to gift to a guy.
She: Hey
He: Hello. Enna aachu?
She: Onnum illaiye. Yaen?
He: Remember. You are engaged. Un aaL kooda kadalai podanum. En kooda ellam pesa koodadhu
She: Ayye. chee pey. Illai oru veLai nee engage aana poNNunga kooda pesa maatiya?
He: Thevai dhaan
She: Seri adha vidu. Naan enna gift vaangaradhu theriyaama muzichindu irukken. Edavadhu idea koden
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He-SheF e r r a r i on 16 Nov 2007 10:05 pm
He and She are getting to know each other. She is his colleague, and has gone to her hometown for DeepavaLi. He keeps sending SMS after SMS to her( ofcourse SMS like ‘Hope you are having good fun at home. Take care’, ‘So what did mom cook today?’, and She responds once in a while ‘Hey. My phone was in silent mode. Just saw your messages. Am good.’ He has been listening to ATM(Azhagiya Thamizh Magan) for sometime. Later, he sends a sms ‘Saturday night party kku pogalam variya’ to She. As expected, there is no response. And she doesnt talk much to him for the remaining days.
He-SheF e r r a r i on 02 Nov 2007 02:13 pm
He and She are engaged. They attend a common friends engagement. First time, after engagement, they are attending a engagement together. As they enter the wedding hall, they give flowers to people at the entrance. He also takes a rose. The girl who is distributing the flowers is quite surprised, giggles and goes away
He-SheF e r r a r i on 22 Sep 2007 09:33 am
He and She are engaged.
He sends a text message to She
He: Hi. Good Morning. Have a nice day.
She: Its going to rain today.
He: Is it very cloudy there? It rained here last evening. Cloudy aa irukku
She: Ayyo. Nee enakku SMS anuppine la adhanaala dhaan rain.
He: Cha! If I send message also its wrong. If I dont send message also its wrong
As expected, there is no response from She. He waits for 15 minutes and calls back
He: Hello
She: Hi
He: Enna aachu?
She: Onnum illaiye. Yaen?
He: Pinna yaen ippadi sarcastic aa pesare. Naan message anupparadhu illai, initiative edukaradhu illai nu nee dhaane sonne
She: Oh. Ippo naan andha madhiri sonnadhunaala dhaan nee message anuppiniya?
He: Err. No no. Naane proactive aa irundhaalum nee kaNdukka maatengare nu solla vandhen
She: Acho. Vidu. I was kidding.
He: Hmmm.
She: Seri. Moonja thonga poattukaadhe.
He: Hmmm. Seri. Evening meet panlaama?
She: Sure. En athai peranukku inniku punyavajanam. Office irukku. So day time poga mudiyaadhu. Evening poi hello sollitu vandhuduven. Appuram meet panlaam
He: Hey kozhandhai sonna udane nyabagam varadhu. Pona vaaram krishna jayanthi boadhu chinna pasangalukku ellam krishnar vesham poattu irundha paathiya
She: Yeah they looked so cute and adorable
He: Cha. Leave cuteness. Paavam kozhandhainga. Adha paduthi indha madhiri make up poattu appuram photo vera eduppa. And later when the kid grows up, his would be shown that photograph. Ava vandhu avan kitta ‘Nee chinna vayasuliye krishnar madhiri irundhiya. Seriya dhaan vesham poattu irukka un amma’ appadinu solva. Ivan asadu vazhivaan
She: Wait wait wait
He: Indha madhiri krishnar vesham podara kozhandhai appa amma ku rama navami anniku blue and green paint adikkanum. Appo dhaan budhi varum
She: iru iru. Oru visu dialogue adichiye idhukku munnadi. Naan ennikume un kitta krishnar madhiri irundhe appadinu sonnadhu kedayaadhe. And nee chinna vayasula krishnar vesham poattundu photo eduthunidya? Andha photo enga?
He: Err
She: Enna?
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He-SheF e r r a r i on 14 Aug 2007 04:24 pm
நம்ம கதையோட நாயகன் ஒரு திருமணத்துக்கு போறார். உறவினர் வீட்டு கல்யாணம். போன உடனே அம்மா எங்கே அப்படின்னு தேடறார். அம்மா ஒரு மாமி கூடவும் ஒரு அழகான பொண்ணு கூடவும் பேசிட்டு இருக்காங்க. சார் கொஞ்சம் நைஸா அம்மணியை சைட் அடிக்கறார். தலைல இல்லாத முடியை கோதி விட்டுக்கறார்.
அம்மா: இவ்வளவு நேரமா வரத்துக்கு? கொஞ்ச நேரம் கழிச்சு வந்திருந்தா தாலியே கட்டி முடிச்சிருப்பா
அவன்: தூங்கிட்டேன்மா. நைட் பஸ்ல தூக்கமே இல்லை
(அம்மா கூட பேசிட்டு இருந்தாலும் அய்யா கவனம் எல்லாம் அம்மணி மேல தான். இது போறாதுன்னு அவங்க இவரை பார்த்து ஒரு சிறிய புன்முறுவல் புரிய தலைவர் இஸ்ரொ உதவியில்லாமயே விண்வெளில பறக்கறார்.)
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He-SheF e r r a r i on 06 Aug 2007 03:07 pm
He and She are going on Airport road by Car
She: Hey inniku Sani Peyarchi
He: Oh. By the way, un thambi kku transfer aaidutha?
She: Sani peyrachi pathi sonna, en thambi pathi kaekkara? En thambiya sani nu solriya?
He: Che che. Ippo ‘Intel’ office cross panninom la. I was reminded of your brother. Naan adha kaekkaradhuku munnadi nee Sani peyarchi pathi sollite. Coincidence
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He-SheF e r r a r i on 02 Aug 2007 10:01 am
He and She are just about to get married
She: Hey, un train naaLaiku ethana maNikku varadhu?
He: Driver kitta kaettu solren
She: What?
He: Engine driver kitta kaettu solren
She: Paduthaadhe. Sollu…
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He-SheF e r r a r i on 26 Jul 2007 02:07 pm
He and She are getting married. 10 days before the wedding.
She: Innum 10 naaL dhaan irukku. Evlo velai pending irukku theriyuma?
He: Inga mattum enna vaazhudhaam. But in a way, I am happy
She: Enna?
He: kalyanathukku appuram veedu set panra prachnai illai. I have everything at home, and nee kattina pudavayoda vandha porum
She: Ha ha. Enga amma seeru appadi ippadinu paathiram ellam vaangi vachi irukka
He: Acho. Edam enga irukku adhellam vakkaradhukku? I have everything. So adhellam veNdaam solliden please
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