Prabhu n Ferrari

1.Is Nadigar sangam an office of profit? இதை யாராவது கேப்டன் கிட்ட எடுத்து சொல்லுங்கப்பா. பிரச்சனை ஆகிட போகுது!

2. கடத்தல் கள்ளத்தனமானது தானே? அப்போ கள்ளக்கடத்தல்?

Who all will be the ministers. My predictions

M Karunanidhi (ofcourse)
MK Stalin (Last time he didnt join the cabinet, since he was the mayor)
Anbazhagan
Duraimurugan
Mullaivendhan
Arcot Veerasamy
P.T.R Pazhanivel Rajan (Last time he was the speaker. But sources say, he wants to be a minister and not the Speaker)
Paridhi Ilamvazhudhi
Ponmudi (Transport Minister again?)
Sankari Narayanan (Womens representative?)

Captain Vijayakanth has achieved what Vai.ko, PMK and others failed to achieve. In his very first election, he has won by a margin of 14000+ votes. And he has split lots of votes. Wish his popularity gains, and he becomes a better alternative for DMK/ADMK and his party wins more seats in the future.

In my opinion, the biggest gainer of this election will be Congress. Now MK cannot bargain that much with the central government. If he tries something there, there will be an immediate impact to his government in TN. Its a win-win situation for Congress. There were rumours of MK trying to form a 3rd front with help of Chandrababu Naidu, Mulayam Singh, Left etc. Now he cant afford to do that

Needless to say, the biggest losers are PMK. Good for TamilNadu Vaiko-> Politics vittu go!

And more importantly. Chennai no more a DMK forte!

Ok. For us, whats the change? In chennai the police security will shift from Poes Garden to Gopalapuram. Kannagi statue will be reinstated. Sun TV/Thamizh Murasu/Dinakaran will become the official(pseudo) media CAS will remain for ever. Sarath Kumar/Radhika might realise their mistakes and cry in Sun TV like devayani, and request Thamizhina thalaivar to forgive them. Sun TV will do what Jaya TV was doing, Jaya TV will do what Sun TV was doing. In all government offices, JJ’s photo will be replaced with MK’s photo. Other than that, nothing

The winner in this election is IdlyVadai by a big margin. Not just the speed in which he/she updated the results. Interviews/manifesto details, defection gossip etc. You name it, IdlyVadai had it.
IdlyVadai. May your good work continue

There is only one TamilNadu right? And there is only election commission if am not wrong? When that is the case, I was amazed today morning watching the various channels.

In Sun TV they say DMK leading in 100+seats, ADMK in 25+ seats. Funny, but not as funny as Jaya TV.

In Jaya TV they say ADMK leading in 50+ seats, DMK in 23+ seats. LOL!

NDTV seems to be the most reliable. They show the results in a separate window and let the figures talk. Communist Boy(Prannoy Roy) talks, only when Burkha Dutt opens her mouth and blabbers something. That is to silence her And yes. You can see the otherwise sober Communist Boy, grinning and expressing his opinions with cheer

Looks like Rajdeep Sardesai hasnt slept last night. Or he must be suffering from headache or something. Every sentence he speaks contains atleast 2 to 3 mistakes. At one stage he commented that AIADMK is leading at 100 seats and that was a great news for DMK. But thats ok, since the bearded fellow with him immediately corrected Rajdeep.
And some quotes of Rajdeep.
‘If the DMK implements its poll promise of free color TV, its good news for TV channels like us’.
‘Our team will be relieved if DMK wins the election, since we predicted the same in exit polls’.
I forgot the bearded guys name. Rajdeep said ‘If DMK wins, we will have a quiet drink. But he(the bearded guy) doesnt drink. So we might celebrate with a cup of tea’.

Last but not the least. Times Now. They were busy telecasting some programme on Bipasha Basu. Maybe they thought Bipasha Basu’s name rhymed with Jyoti Basu(former CM of WB) , and that had something to do with West Bengal elections

Photo Courtesy: IdlyVadai
Is for Vijayakanth’s DMDK. I am not joking.

This is election season. And Amma has been nominated for Nobel Prize.

Now that Amma has been nominated, it is not fair for others to be left out. Looks like no one else is nominating. So on behalf of all leaders, I have taken up the responsibility.

DMK Chief Dr Kalaignar Karunanidhi will be nominated for Pulitzer Prize, for his udan piRappu kadidhams.

Anti-Hindu is the sponsor for Sangita Kalanidhi awards. But being a secular organisation they feel that all carnatic music singers sing songs praising Hindu gods only. So there are high chances of them being rated as communal by the secular forces, if they award the prize to any carnatic singers. To avoid this glitch, they have come up with a new award called as Sangita Dayanidhi. The first recipient for this award will be Abdul Hameed for his extensive contribution to music by conducting paatuku paatu in Raj(?) TV. Ofcourse these awards are sponsored by BSNL And they will be distributed by Sonia Gandhi.

Ramdoss will be nominated for safeguarding tamils award. The reason is, he sent his son Anbumani Ramdoss, daughter in law, grand daughters etc to delhi. Oru Ramdoss ey tamilnadu thaangalai. Idhula avar payyanayum thaanguma? Abirami abirami!

Not born together sister is being nominated for Golden Globe Awards, since she has lots of gold and looks like a globe

Vaiko is nominated for Taurus World Stunt award, for his latest political stunt.

Prakash Karat is nominated for The Harvey Awards. This award is for person who contributes to comics. Mr Karat is the unanimous choice for this award from a country of 1 billion. No one else can be so comical

MK Stalin is nominated for World Tourism Awards, since he was the ex-mayor and has menjufied at many places.

If there is one quality in Jayalalitha that can be appreciated, it is the way she has handled terrorism and extremists! I really hope she doesnt go soft in this aspect, to please her alliance partners!

Ok. The poll dates for the Tamilnadu Assembly Elections have been announced. Election fever is slowly gripping TN. So look forward to spoof on the state of TN Politics frequently, over here!

Vaiko joined AIADMK alliance and it created a great furore in the TN Political circles. Time for me to make a spoof that PMK also joins the AIADMK front.

March 5 2006:
10 AM:
Dayanidhi Maran, announces in the DMK rally at tiruchirapalli that if DMK is voted to power all buses in TamilNadu will be made Hi-Tech buses. When reporters asked him, how it is going to be done he said that ‘As of now we have buses like 12B,47A,29C etc. If DMK is voted to power all buses will be renamed as 1MB(Mega Bytes),2MB,3MB etc’.

02.30 PM:
TN Chief Minister pooh pooh’s Dayanidhi Maran’s claim by saying that ‘DMK is talking about MB’s. If AIADMK is voted to power, all bus numbers will be made as 1GB(Giga Bytes),2GB’ etc J

04.00 PM:
Captain announces that if DMDK is voted to power all buses will have TB(Tera Bytes). But this led to a great confusion, since people thought Captain is talking about Tuberculosis. Union Health Ministry under the instruction of health minister Anbumani Ramdoss, demands explanation from Captain Vijayakanth.

05.30 PM:
DMK President Mr Karunanidhi, writes a letter to ‘udan piRappus’ in Murasoli. He says ‘Leave alone making things as high tech. The integral part of a PC is a component called RAM. As everyone knows, RAM is a hindu name. Jayalalitha is pro hindus and anti-minority. What has she done to change the component name from RAM to something else? This itself shows she is against Minority. If DMK is voted to power, RAM will be renamed as SAMATHUVAM.’

07.00 PM:
Amma asks DMK President, if it is ok for the PMK Supermo to have his name as RAMDOSS?

07.30 PM:
DMK President requests RAMDOSS to change his name as SAMATHUVAMDOSS. Irked by this, Dr Ramdoss walks out of the DMK alliance and joins the AIADMK Alliance. Jayalalitha has promised Dr.Ramdoss that his name need not be changed!

Further details awaited!