naRumugaye naRumugaye

I was thinking how will it be if I wrote a period He-She.
He: Rani
She: Hmmm
He: kaNNe Rani.
She: Hmmm
He: en meedhu kobamo rani?

She: kobam koNdu enna payan?

He: ippadi pesadhe kaNmaNi. makkaL kuRai theerkum arasanagiya ennudaya kuRai theerka maataya?

She: Thangalukku enna kuRai?

He: En uyir raNi en meedhu kobam koNdu seriyaga pesuvadhillai. En nenju thudikindradhu. Mega Serial maami poal azhugai varungindradhu.

She: ungaL paechugaLai naan nambiya kaalam kadandhu vittadhu. veeN paechu veNdaam.

He: Ayyago. Naan en seiven.

She: raNi meedhu ivvaLavu akkarai irundhaal indru kaalai ennai paarka yaen varavillai? saamuthrika pattu vaangi tharugiren endru aasai kaati mosam seidhu vittu ippozhudhu edhaRku indha veeN paechu

He: idhu dhaana kobathirku kaaraNam? naan anuppiya olai unakku kidaikkavillaya? enakku ‘Read receipt kidaithadhe’?

She: Olai kedaithadhu. Olai anuppinaal ellam seriyaagi vidumo?

He: mannithukkoL anbe. aNdai naatu arasanin magan padma seshadriyil padikka virumbugiran. Ennudaya arasiyal balathai ubayogithu siRuvanukku idam vaangi thara sonnadhaal sella neritadhu.

She: Hmm. Matra naatu mannargaL avaragaLudaya arasiyal balathai vaithu enna ennavo saadhikaraargaL. Neerum irukkere. Poyum poyum padma seshadri seat. Nammidam oru TV channel irukkiradha? Illai oru newspaper irukkiradha. Ondrume illai.

He: Adhellam edhukku raNi. Makkal sakthi magesan sakthi. Nammidam adhu uLLadhu

She: Pazhamozhiyai maatriviteero?

He: Namadhu thevai kku yerpa customize seidhen

She: Nalla veLai nyabagapaduthineer. Umadhu sevagan Magesan olaiyil charge theerndhu vittadhaam. Avanayum namadhu corporate plan il include seidhu koLLumaru Vodafone mannaridam sibarisu seyyavendumaam

He: Vodafone. Hmm. Adharku eedaga enadhu kavasathilum namadhu arasaanga sevagargaL kavasthilum ‘vodafone’ print seyya solli varpuruthuvaan andha mannan. Ozhigiradhu. ponaal pogattum

She: kaNNa. en praaNanaadha.

He: Ada. Ennai mannithu vittaya?

She: Hmmm. Enakku oru iPhone vaangi kodungaL manna

He: kaLLi. sendra madham dhaane 8GB N95 vaangi koduthen

She: PoangaL manna. adhil touch screen illai. Adhuvum illaamal innum sila naatkaLil valentines day varugiradhu allava. Valentine anbaLippaaga iPhone vaangi kodungaL

He: iPhone namadhu naatil velai seyyaadhu

She: Illaye. Ritchie street kku eduthu sendraal unlock seidhu SIM card poattu tharuvaargaL

He: Aaanal nee adharku piragu online vara mudiyadhu. Vandhaal unadhu iTunes lock aagi vidum. Seri paravaillai. Vaangi tharugiren. uNavu uNNum neram nerungugindradhu. Indraya menu ennavo

She: Puliyodharai matrum thayir saadham.

He: Instant food uNNa naam enna onsite il aa irukkiroam?

She: Atleast idavadhu kidaithadhu endru sandosha padungaL. aNdai naatu raNi, avaL kaNavanukkum dhinamum ilai thazhai dhaan podugiraaLam. Kaettal ‘Organic food, fibre food, salad’ endru buruda vidugiraaL

He: Ayyo aaLai vidu. Parava illai. Idavadhu kidaithadhe. Puli pasithaal MTR Puliyogare thingiradhu.

Sila neram kazhiththu

He: raNi. Thoattahil oru walk irku pogalaama?

She: Good Night

He: kraadhagi. Walk pogalaama endraal good night endru dismiss seigiRaaye. Nyaayama?

She: Kosu thollai thaangavillai. Aagave good night cream thadavi koNdu pogalaam endru kooRa vandhen. ungaLukku epoozhudhume avasaram dhaan

He: 🙂

35 thoughts on “naRumugaye naRumugaye

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  3. Ennavo.. Kadaisiyil mannar iPhone aasai kaatti, arasiyai andhapurathukku azhaithu sella route poduvar endru ninaithen. irukattum irukattum… Oru velai walk mudindhavudan route poduvaro?

    Kallakiteenga Ferrari.. Excellent idea
    So this is the post behind the previous twitter entry!!
    “Puli pasithaal MTR Puliyogare thingiradhu.”

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  5. Ferrari
    That was cool again..the bits I liked are:

    Mega Serial maami poal azhugai varungindradhu.
    Instant food uNNa naam enna onsite il aa irukkiroam?
    saamuthrika pattu vaangi tharugiren endru aasai kaati mosam seidhu vittu ippozhudhu edhaRku indha veeN paechu

    Anamika

  6. LOL..
    //Instant food uNNa naam enna onsite il aa irukkiroam? //
    brilliant!!! repeatttu :))

    //puli pasithaalum MTR puliogare thingiradhu//
    LOL…grant sweets puliyodharai mix adhai vida pramadhaam mannaa!!!

  7. ROTFL!! :DHe-she ku oru pudhu dimension-a? kalakkunga! 😀

    But, ennavo.. nalla flow la poitu irundhu sudden-aa end pannitta madhiri oru feeling!

    BTW, how much did Voda pay you for this ad insertion 😛

  8. இனிமே இதெல்லாம் கொஞ்சம் பார்த்து எழுதனும்! யாராவது இதைப் படிச்சு
    எதாவது நினைத்துக் கொண்டால் என்ன ஆவது பிரபோ

  9. பிரபு, உங்க‌ள் பொல‌க் பொச்டில் punch க‌ம்மியா இருக்கிற‌தெ!

  10. They should replace the regular kumudham arasan comic thing with this post of yours… But u missed out the usual “Shandala..” in this post!

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  12. Hi, I came here from Laksh’s blog. You have a good sense of humor.

    I have ready only this post for now. Can’t wait to read the other he-she’s.

    SV Sekar Drama madhiri irundhadhu. Mahabarathathil Mangatha madhiri.

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