New TV programs

Competition in Tamil channel is high. So Machi TV cannot be relying on breaking news alone. So we have come up with some new programs to entertain the audience. Here we showcase some of the unique programs.

Dance Program
As you all are aware, almost every tamil channel these days have a dance competition. They cover cine stars, mega serial stars etc. But they have left one group which has made Tamil cinema worth watching.

Machi TV is coming up with its own unique dance competition called as ‘oororam puLiyamaram’. In this competition all the animals that have acted in tamil movies will be participating. There will be no demarcation based on age or sex of the animal. This is to facilitate the entries of some elephants who have acted in Devar films. Ramanarayanan and Baby shamili(Well not a baby anymore) will be the judges for this program.

This unique program contains the following rounds like ‘Aadra Rama’, ‘Anne anne nagaraj anne’ and a sizzling ‘raakozhi reNdu mizhichirukku’ round.

Devotional Program
Ours is a secular channel. If we are secular then it means we are anti-hindu. So in devotional program, we will show the statues of Anna and Periyar, and the songs sung in praise of them. Special days like their birth/death days will be covered live where the dravidian poojaris will perform poojas for Anna, Periyar and all. No one can question us saying is this type of idol worship alone right? We will ask you for scientific proof about hindu brahmin gods. And we do not have guts to ask for scientific proof when it comes to Amman, Ayyanar, Muneeswaran or for that matter god from other religions.

News
Since our political party(DPDK) is not in power, and we do not know what the future holds, our views will be neutral. A sample news.
Politics
1. Chief minister announces that by 3020, every farmer will be given a Ferrari.
2. Alliance partner opposes this saying Ferrari is a foreign company, and what will happen to local manufacturers. And call for a hunger strike
3. Chief minister will clarify saying they meant Ferrari sticker made in thindivanam and not a car. Alliance partner will
be happy and shower the chief minister with praises.
4. Opposition party leader will say ‘Stickers lead to global warming. CM should own responsibility for this and resign’.

This is not all. As and when other channels come up with stupid programs, we will copy them shamelessly, rename it and then launch it.

59 thoughts on “New TV programs

  1. //This is not all. As and when other channels come up with stupid programs, we will copy them shamelessly, rename it and then launch it.//

    This is the best part of the post ๐Ÿ˜€

  2. will there be lifeless stupid serials too ?- script to be written as and when needed – there will be no story – I am sure Thiruselvam will be roped in too!!

  3. program ellam irukkattum… SMS polls enga? Come up with an SMS poll involving Amitabh bachan and his family… appo thaan Machi TV will get good trp ratings..:O

  4. Well done..Now that you have give a caste name for God himself…”hindu brahmin gods”. (Never heard such things before though) Do we have others like Mudhaliyar Gods,Devar gods..blah blah,,?? Excellent.

    //And we do not have guts to ask for scientific proof when it comes to Amman, Ayyanar, Muneeswaran or for that matter god from other religions.//

    And your problem is that they dint ask for others except (as us say) hindu brahmin gods ..huh??

    Already the Sethu project issue is overlooked by religion ,politics and now thanks to u included the caste..

  5. //And your problem is that they dint ask for others except (as us say) hindu brahmin gods ..huh??//

    Anon
    I think you didn’t get what Ferrari meant. The message is that nobody has got the guts to question anything on those “other” gods. Motha vote bank serthu vechi aapu vechiduvaanga elections la! avlo dhaan.

    The Ram issue is quite interesting. If existence of Ram needs to be proven for stopping a national project, then why bother about painters painting Saraswathy, Bharat Mata and a few other gods and goddesses in a supposedly derogatory fashion in the name of artistic freedom? When they never existed, whats the problem in painting them in such a fashion? ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. Ferrari
    //In this competition all the animals that have acted in tamil movies will be participating. //

    indha program la enna difference? adhaane nadakkuthu ippa matha channels la ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. @Maverick

    So Do u say worshippers of Ram is minority in this country that vote bank will not count !! Man ! What can I say about ur insanity..Then why do u think that affidavit was withdrawn immediately…?

    I exactly understood what Ferrari meant.But irritated about his way of distinguishing Dravidian,Brahmin gods in Hinduism.Already there are enough sects in the country to fight about.

  8. Nithya,
    Hindu Brahmin gods are those which according to Dravidar Kazhagam does not exist. Dravidar kazhagam targets temples frequented by brahmins. For example there is no piLLayar, no Ram, Seetha, Laxman etc. But they will never say no Amman, no muneeswaran, no karuppasamy etc.

    Anon,
    I hope atleast once you will comment something sensible ๐Ÿ˜€ You can do it.

  9. Cool Ferrari.. You are now adding new definitions to the dictionary…

    Sorry to say, but sense a little of the same insanity (as the dravida parties) in you as well..

    The original philosophy of dravida parties is greatly diluted now, and one can expect more hypocrisy than philosophy…

    In finding faults with their consistency, one needs to be careful not to lower one’s stature..

    And there is nothing wrong in secularism, as long as it doesnt reek of double standards.

  10. Guys, I appreciate the way Prabhu has written it. I understand it this way – if one looks at the current trend(especially in TN), all other castes other than brahmins would have reservations and one fine day, brahmin would be a minority.

    Hindu brahmin gods – Rama, Krishna, Eswara, Muruga, Vigneswara…

    There is no hard and fast rule that brahmins shouldn’t worship other gods and non-brahmins shouldn’t worship the gods mentioned above. But, there is no better way to write it than mentioning that word.

    Summary – Brahmins are getting hit from all directions. Mainly reservation and the atrocities against them in govt offices.

    There will some reference (ofcourse negative) to brahminism from almost all parties in their statements.

    PS: This is purely how I perceived that sentence. No offence meant to anyone.

  11. Blogeswaran,
    Phew! Finally. I dont have a problem if a person is brahmin or not. But my government has a problem with brahmins. I tried to mock that. As you rightly said, I didnt know of any better word. Never thought it can be interpreted in casteist way ๐Ÿ™

  12. Anon
    //So Do u say worshippers of Ram is minority in this country that vote bank will not count !! Man ! What can I say about ur insanity..Then why do u think that affidavit was withdrawn immediatelyโ€ฆ?//

    Maybe not a minority in this country thanks to whatever votebank BJP has in North India. But they are certainly a minority group in the Dravidian ruled TN. Ram, to them have nothin to do with Dravidianism and anything of that sort means NOTHING in TN. I dare DMK to make such a statement if there was an issue involving those gods that Ferrari mentioned here – Amman, Muneeswaran.

    About the affidavit withdrawal – that was a Congress blunder and they had no choice but to withdraw it. They just did not want to court another controversy with the BJP+allies in addition to the countless ones they already have.

    //I exactly understood what Ferrari meant.But irritated about his way of distinguishing Dravidian,Brahmin gods in Hinduism.Already there are enough sects in the country to fight about//

    Now dont make it sound like you are trying to uphold the beacon of secularism in this country and I am trying to create more divisions. All I meant was what DMK has done in the past few decades when it comes to upholding secularism. They know that they have to keep the lower-upper caste divide intact for them to survive in power. They would not be here today if not for that. I dont think they give a scoot to anything has to do with upper castes and go to any length when it comes to lower caste issues. I repeat it again, they would not dare come up with such a project if it has anything to do with aiyanaar temple or a muneeswaran temple. Those worshipping them are an intelligent bunch of people who vote together based on their caste. Not those not-so-intelligent upper caste who seem to be voting for party’s credibility rather than casteism. Again, I am talking about TN here where they are the majority.

  13. Oh boy!! that was a heavy discussion!!..
    Take it easy fellas.. As far as I am concerned Ferrari’s blog is the place to go after some real hard work at the office and unwind.. Lets keep fun, as fun…
    @anon,
    try to get an ID dude.. u’ve got such strong stuff to say..
    @Ferrari,
    Machi has flashed.. twitter update?

  14. Thanks for such a hillarious post……i was just about to fall down laughing too hard……but i really didnt understand what so ‘political’ about it…and cant understand the comments also ๐Ÿ™ ……….. anyway……it was fun reading it….keep up the good work……

  15. I second Lone Star..

    after a long day of work, we need to read statements like

    “every farmer will get a Ferrari”..

    indha maadhiri ellam velaa vaariya discuss panni , ardha raathirila amruthanjan bottle theda vakkadeenga pa!

    ๐Ÿ™‚

  16. @Maverick

    “Those worshipping them (aiyanaar temple or a muneeswaran temple) are an intelligent bunch of people who vote together based on their caste. Not those not-so-intelligent upper caste who seem to be voting for partyโ€™s credibility rather than casteism.”

    What an intelligent(!!) sarcasm…!!! I can now understand as you explain it as “lower ,upper caste” … I would be very much enlightened if u care to define them..

    @Ferrari

    Well .I’ll surely try to make it sensible for u..

  17. neenga edhukku indha Anon-ku reply pannareenga?! Grrrr!

    indha post deals with a topic of worldwide importance, adhukku ivvalo argument.. thaangala! chumma machi tv pathu enjoy pannittu pongappa..

  18. And we do not have guts to ask for scientific proof when it comes to Amman, Ayyanar, Muneeswaran or for that matter god from other religions.

    oh yeah? FYI, there have been times where other Gods have been questioned…and Gods of other religions too. Were you even alive during the “Da Vinci Code” controversy when people wanted to ban the movie in India? Those controversies probably didn’t come to the notice of your ‘Machi TV’ cos buses weren’t set on fire and people weren’t torched alive during that time! For God’s sake (whoever is the God of your caste and the the God of your religion), keep your bigoted opinions to yourself!

    Btw, in case you didn’t realize it, your attempt at humor and sarcasm in this post is just too sad for words!

  19. “The only two jaadhiโ€™s in this blog will be aaN jaadhi and peN jaadhi. If you talk more on jaadhi, auto will come to your house.”

    ..What a threat!!! You could be a politician :). for ur hypocrisies and pseudo-secularism and pseudo anti-casteism and the habit of defying your own words..

    “indha post deals with a topic of worldwide importance, adhukku ivvalo argument.. thaangala! ”

    lol..:) If not the post helps with the humor ,surely comments from the ardent admirers like Nithya will serve it.

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  21. //I would be very much enlightened if u care to define them..
    //

    Anon
    My mistake of overestimating your intelligence. In a country where 50% reservation is being asked for based on caste backwardness, you are coming and asking me to explain about lower-upper castes? Go and ask Mu.Ka or Veerappa Moily. Mu.Ka will give you a bigger list for TN than Moily.

  22. didnt open till now..but i was wondering how come the comments count is growing day by day for this “new tv program” post.. ๐Ÿ˜€

    but one thing guys..
    dont know how many knows/vistied this place which is on lime light just now..its such a wonderful place to be there!! both the sides sea water..one side dead calm deep blue water like a huge lake..and another side roaring 10 feet waves with crystal clear water..and a white piece of land in the middle where u can walk for 3 kms till u reach the end..if u can swim, you can reach few few islands there as well..usual tourists just turn back from Dhanushkodi itslef..but this particular place(bridge or whatever) i am talking abt comes after Dhanushkodi called as Arichamunai !

    http://i15.tinypic.com/6hi91eq.jpg

    go & see it first..the whole sedhu samudra idea itself will look like bullshit..it can only spoil this wonder!!

    talking abt MK against brahmins, i dont see any logic like how its going to help him in his career..and i dont think he is someone who lives for policy(kolgai) !!
    looks like he just talked some nonsense and its blownup happily by all media/opp parties etc..!!

  23. //Ours is a secular channel. If we are secular then it means we are anti-hindu. So in devotional program, we will show the statues of Anna and Periyar, and the songs sung in praise of them. Special days like their birth/death days will be covered live where the dravidian poojaris will perform poojas for Anna, Periyar and all. No one can question us saying is this type of idol worship alone right//

    Sema point

  24. Yaar pa ange. 1 glass buttermilk parcel. Roopa tension aa irukaanga.

    oh thank you! write a post on a disputable topic, divide Gods on the basis of caste, creed, color, whatever and to keep people from getting “tensed” over it, hide the whole thing under a supposedly humorous post that hardly even makes sense…and then sip your buttermilk happily. way to go dude! keep doing that..we love your blog and your “Machi TV”!

  25. Arun,
    Yeah I have been wanting to visit that place ๐Ÿ™‚

    Sami,
    ๐Ÿ™‚

    Roopa,
    See. If you do not find the post funny it is your problem. Not mine. You keep shouting for all you want. Have fun ๐Ÿ™‚ Good luck!

  26. Prabhu,

    Manusha jaadhi would be more apt – Got this clue from the same blog – โ€˜oororam puLiyamaramโ€™. Yeppadi nu kaekkaadha, adhuvaa varudhu. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Tarun Gupta,

    Hum pe thoda reham karo bhai.

  27. Annathae ,

    neenga podra sandayla enn blog padika marandhudadhingo…

    namma ootu ‘(U)Machi TV’ ku ๐Ÿ™‚

    Ferrari super …appudiye

    ‘thirai vimarasanam’ – I think this is Ferrari’s fav
    ‘koratai arangam ellam sethukungo'(TR special )
    ‘dhaddi No1’ ( special prog by TR)
    ‘Tea-ya Bun-na’ ( by appakadai arumugam)

    others send list of other progs to add…

  28. Ferrari,

    enna balti pa ithu? pathu kazhuthu sulukika poguthu.
    from “hindu-brahmin gods” to “jaathi irandozhiya verillai”.

    Romba perumaiya iruku.

    And Maverick,
    Please dont defend saying, ferrari couldnt find the right words. I would rather accept a “ferrari couldnt find the right thoughts” with more ease.

    Ferr, One request,
    You have the right to air your opinion, this being your blog.
    But, despite the crudeness in anon’s comments, I m afraid I must agree with the pseud part. (or atleast,it was pseud-sounding )

  29. Shhh
    I dont mind Ferrari’s thoughts about what he put in here. If the great Dravidian party leaders (against whom he is aiming potshots at) had got their thoughts right, I’d be more pleased. Ferrari just countered Mu.Ka’s views here.

    My basic problem is I dont mind anybody questioning GOD. Just like someone has the right to believe in GOD and air their views on it, the other person also has the right to say there is no GOD and air views about it. There is absolutely nothing wrong being a believer or an atheist. But if you decide to be an atheist and get on to the political agenda, you got to be an atheist for all religions, communities, castes etc. You cannot select the GODS you want to be against and air your views on them and remain silent when it comes to issues about other religions.

    If there is no Ram, I can only interpret that it means that there is no GOD. I’d be glad if someone says thats not the case.

    When the mob torched a bus on Hosur Road killing 2, Mu.Ka reacted “That shows how Ram bhakthas behave”. Bull$hit! When Mu.Ka.Alagiri’s followers destoryed the Dinakaran’s madurai office didnt it show to him that all Mu.Ka.Alagiri followers know only violence? When 9/11 happend in the name of a religion’s holy war against the West followed by countless terrorist attacks including the one in Coimbatore and those terrorists openly calling it a “holy war” in the name of their GOD, did he say that “all those followers are terrorists? Thats what I call Double standards and thats what ferrari hinted here in this post as well taking a potshot at him.

    Calling for proof for Ram’s existence and such highly stupid statements such as which engineering college he studied to build the Ram Sethu shows his nature. A political leader of his stature should be intelligent enough not to make such loaded comments on religion in this country. A leader needs to choose his words carefully before he speaks out and if he thinks he can speak anything in the name of freedom of speech, there is going to be some reaction in the same vein that he might not like.

    When Narendra Modi and Advani can be charged for making speeches provoking religious sentiments, tell me how different is this statement from Mu.Ka?

  30. Maverick,

    Aaha ! what an explanation. Hats off. Sshh oru aathrathula type pannitaan/pannitaa. Aathrakaaran/Aathrakaari ku butthi mattu.

    Prophet Muhammad was a man who is quoted in history (there is proof for his existence) whereas there is nothing for Allah.

    Will M.K ask – Who is Allah?

    Sshh,

    Any comments?

  31. //Will M.K ask – Who is Allah?//

    Puss
    Mu.Ka will never in his life dare to make that statement. That is called in India as offending ‘minorities sentiments’. Being a true secularist, he’d never do that. He certainly doesn’t want a fatwa issued on him by Al-Qaeda, does he?

    By the way a case filed against Mu.Ka in Chennai HC – http://in.rediff.com/news/2007/sep/20karuna.htm

  32. @ Maverick :

    1. I did not support Mu.Ka’s views nor did I defend them.
    So I believe your explanation on Mu.Ka’s views and Ferrari countering them was slightly out of context, with respect to my comment.
    2. And my comment had nothing to do with atheism or theism.

    What my comment had to do, was the same element of hypocrisy that you accuse Mu.Ka of, is blatant and evident in Ferrari’s post as well, his comments establishing that further.

    And what I intended to convey was your defence of this post, is also misconstrued, in this respect.

    @Pusss:

    Request you to re-read both my comment and Maverick’s.

  33. Sssshhhh,
    You know whats the irony here? I tired to use a tamil cinema dialogue for fun here. That jadhi dialogue has come in many movies. And you accuse me of hypocricy ๐Ÿ™‚ Its funny in a way, though.

  34. “”

    If Sethu Samudram is just calcium deposits then what are Anna Square, MGR, Periyar memorial etc? Are they flesh and bone deposits, rather dumpings? Can we demolish/destroy them too?

    “Special days like their birth/death days will be covered live where the dravidian poojaris will perform poojas for Anna, Periyar and all” (not all dravidians are atheists..dear Prabhu)

    “” Quote by Ferrari..

    I agree quotes by MK is highly condemnable and so is Ferrari’s .They are no different and they dont know how to put their views in public without affecting other’s sentiments.

  35. Anon,

    just to clarify things, the term Hindu brahmin gods is not coined by Prabhu.this has been in use(mostly by dravidian parties) ever since the times of Adhigaprasangi Periyar. His(and his DK’s) intentions were made clear when he burnt a copy of the epic Ramayana in public and garlanded the idol of Vinayaka with slippers, few decades ago. In every meeting he made it a point to call Rama, Krishna, Pilliar as Brahmin/Aryan gods.

    I second Maverick on..

    //There is absolutely nothing wrong being a believer or an atheist. But if you decide to be an atheist and get on to the political agenda, you got to be an atheist for all religions, communities, castes etc. You cannot select the GODS you want to be against and air your views on them and remain silent when it comes to issues about other religions.//

  36. if we say the rama’s bridge is of 20 or 30 miles connecting india & srilanka, then we dont have to demolish it completely..
    all we need is just a small gap somewhere in the middle of the bridge to allow ships to cross..say a 50m width channel
    to cross over..let the channel be at any miles length as per the plan..but its going to affect the rama’s bridge only in that 50m area where it crosses..may be a flyover sort of thing on the diggedup part would keep the sentiments in tact i suppose!.. ๐Ÿ˜€

    Advani can give better ideas as he is some expert /mastermind behind demolishing stuffs..dont know why he talks in other way now.. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    my only worry is, during the progress of work, the virgin beaches around there would get spoilt..as already the place is being littered by our own hindus in the name of offering prayers to dead ones..they throw lots of cloth inside the sea and the beach for around 1/2 kms is totally in gone case..!

  37. //all we need is just a small gap somewhere in the middle of the bridge to allow ships to cross//

    solitaarupa! oru 10cm gap podhungala?
    Advani might have some knowledge in demolishing stuffs. But i would recommend reading Quran, cos it might contain some info on demolishing Ancient Indian temples based on which mughal emperors ruined our monuments centuries back. Or it might even teach us how to hit multistoreyed towers!

  38. Hello Prabhu,

    Lets come to TV Programme, what is your comment about ‘Nedunthodar’ they wont call it as “Mega Serials” or “Mega Thodar”

  39. “Scientifc proof for Ram” is what Karunanidhi wants and T.R.Balu calls for. Both from IISc and MIT and can understand scientific explanations:)

    Puratchi Kavithayini Kani Mozhi vazhi mozhies dad!

    Faith … is Kani Mozhi believing that Karunanidhi is her dad ,without asking for a DNA test.
    Faith….is Karunanidhi believing that Anna/Periyar will wish him back when he places wreath on their grave on their birth/death anniversary.
    Faith…is Karunanidhi believing that a manjaL thundu can make him outlive his children/grand children

  40. Sethu Project –
    Don’t waste your energy on this. It is purely a political stunt.
    Sethu project has more cons than pros. The only reason for doing it is to make money out of it.

    Hey Ram –
    God (Ram,allah,Jesus…) or no god is not a math theorem which can be proved true or wrong. Its individuals belief.
    Everyone has the right to have his own belief.

    Freedom of Speech –
    Any one (Including MK) has the right to talk what he/she thinks. But it is common sense not to hurt any ones with it.

    We –
    Caste/region/language/color/race divide is the thing in the past. Lets just close it and move forward.
    I don’t think we discrimanate our friends circle with this divide. Lets keep it the same way for the whole society.

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