Gowri Kalyana vaibogame

He and She are getting married. 10 days before the wedding.

She: Innum 10 naaL dhaan irukku. Evlo velai pending irukku theriyuma?
He: Inga mattum enna vaazhudhaam. But in a way, I am happy
She: Enna?
He: kalyanathukku appuram veedu set panra prachnai illai. I have everything at home, and nee kattina pudavayoda vandha porum
She: Ha ha. Enga amma seeru appadi ippadinu paathiram ellam vaangi vachi irukka
He: Acho. Edam enga irukku adhellam vakkaradhukku? I have everything. So adhellam veNdaam solliden please

She: Naan varala indha viLayatukku, neeye pesikko
He: Hmmmm. BTW, seer la inji morappa kodukka sollu
She: Yerkanave nee inji thinna korangu madhiri urr nu irukke. Inji morappa veraya?
He: Illai. Enakku kalyana saapadu nenacha gadhi kalangudhu
She: Ada paavi. Idhu enna pudhu kadhai?
He: Illai. Kaarthale seekram ezhuppi vittuduva. Appuram andha maami ellam paalum pazhamum nu vaai la poattu adaippa. I don’t like milk 🙁 And adhula vaazhaipazham vera sertha kadhai kandhal. Adhaan inji morappa irundha nanna irukkum nu paarthen
She: naatula ellarukkum enna kavalai. Appappaa
He: BTW, kalyanathukku munnadi unnoda maama maami, athai etc ellarayum introduce paNNi vittudu
She: Yaen?
He: Illai. Janvasam munnadi, iva ellarayum meet panni I will promise them for a treat
She: treat aa?
He: Yeah. Kalyanam mudinju naama saapdacha ‘photographer inga vaapa, maapLai poNNuku jangiri ooti vidungo, yaar ange. Maaplai kku sambar vidungo, appalam podungo’ indha madhiri ellam nachu panama irukkaradhukku treat.
She: Ha ha. Unnoda relatives ellam padutha maataLa?
He: avaaLa munnadiye saapda soollidaren. Saaptu mudichu ellam flat aagiduva. So prachnai illai.
She: Ivlo dhaana illai innum neRaya plan vachi irukkiya?
He: Indha photo/video aaLungaLukku thani party thara poren
She: Huh?
He: Yes. Lalbagh flower show madhiri oru photo still irukkum. Adhukku nadula kaila cauliflower(poochendu) pudichindu naan irukkara madhiri photo edukka koodadhu. And video la over aa close up edukka koodadhu, en thalai vazhukkai theriyara madhiri photo/video edukka koodadhu. Evlo instructions irukku
She: Hey hey. Ennayum andha madhiri ellam edukka veNdaam nu sollu. Please
He: Sollalaam. Aana konjam selavaagum. Parava illaiya?
She: Adi. Konjam vitta udane scene. Naane sollikaren.
He: Solliko
She: Adhu mattum illai. Enga appa kitta solli, unnai andha lalbagh flowers oda merge paNNi kaNdippa photo edukka solla poren. And video aaL kitta solli nadu nadu la andha still use panna solla poren. Afterall enga appa dhaane avanukku paisa kodukka poraa. Ha ha ha
He: Hey hey hey. Please please. Nee romba nallava. Vallava. Indri. Chandri. Please please. Appadi ellam paNNidadhe
She: Appadi vaa vazhikku. Enakku enna vaangi thare?
He: Corner house la ice cream vaangi tharen. Weekly once pizza hut la cheese pizza vaangi tharen. Appuram monthly twice toblerone chocolates
She: Hmm. Not bad. Pona pogattum nu vidaren
He: Thank you
(He smiles)
She:Ippo edhukku siriche?
He: Sirikkaliye. I just smiled
She: Yaen thideernu
He: summa dhaan. Nothing.
She: Illai. Sollu
He: Illai. Nee yerkanave dieting appadi ippadi nu sollindu irukke. Adha light aa nyabaga paduthina porum. Indha chocolate ice cream etc vaangi kodukaradhula irundhu thappichadaalame. He he
She: !!!!!!

24 thoughts on “Gowri Kalyana vaibogame

  1. >>Yerkanave nee inji thinna korangu madhiri urr nu irukke. Inji morappa veraya?

    >>en thalai vazhukkai theriyara madhiri photo/video edukka koodadhu

    LOL!

  2. ROFL! Idhu enga poi mudiya pogardhonnu nenachen. Parava illa, nanna daan mudichirukka! 🙂

    By the way, LOL at “en thalai vazhukkai theriyara madhiri photo/video edukka koodadhu” – Sondha kadhai soga kadhai pol irukke.. 😀

  3. konjam long.. skipped a couple of paragraphs to come to the end… crsip a iruntha innum nalla irunthirukum..but then again, we are born to disagree… 🙂

  4. //He: Yes. Lalbagh flower show madhiri oru photo still irukkum. Adhukku nadula kaila cauliflower(poochendu) pudichindu naan irukkara madhiri photo edukka koodadhu. //

    ROTFL 🙂

  5. And andha paalum pazhathula irukara vaazhapayam mostly azhigi ponadhaa thaan irukum ! [:d]
    guests ku kuduka mudiyadhu, adhunaala thaan ponnu maapillai ku kodukaraa !

    Psst : Heard from the samayal kaaran himself

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  7. “He: Yes. Lalbagh flower show madhiri oru photo still irukkum. Adhukku nadula kaila cauliflower(poochendu) pudichindu naan irukkara madhiri photo edukka koodadhu. And video la over aa close up edukka koodadhu, en thalai vazhukkai theriyara madhiri photo/video edukka koodadhu. Evlo instructions irukku”

    Bah!! I can’t stop laughing!

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