iLaya nila pozhigiradhe

It is a week since He proposed and She accepted. They had been friends for quite sometime, and have gone out before. They are going out for the first time, after this proposal saga. She is waiting near her hostel/PG/house

He: Hey! Good morning
She: Morning
He: Romba nerama wait panriya?
She: Illai ippo dhaan keezha vandhen
He: Cha!
She: Enna? Innum neRaya neram wait panna vachi irukkanumnu feel panriya?
He: No no. Ennai paatha udane vekka paduve. kaal viralaala tharaila kolam poduve. Ippadi ellam nenachen
She: Yaen? maN vaasanai revathy madhiri ‘Pothi vacha malligai mottu’ appadinu paadanumnu edhirpaakaliya?
He: He he ๐Ÿ˜›

She: Enga PG velaikaari nanna kolam poduva
He: Appadiya? Very good
She: Seri ippo engayavadhu polaama. Illai en velaikaari oda kolam eppadi podaradhu nu kathuka poriya?
He: Huh? Seri vaa. Forum polaam. Enakku pasikaradhu. Transit la edavadhu saapadlam
(They reach Transit)
He: kaNmaNi anboadu kaadhalan naan vaangi tharum mudhal dosai. Ponmani unakku masala venuma? Enakku Rava Masala Venum
(Since they are at a corner, She lightly hums the song)
He: paatave padichitiya? nadu nadula konjam vengaya chutney um thottukanum. bad breath pathi kavala padadhe. wrigleys vaangi tharen
She: he he
He: She She(Replace she with real name of she). Unakku dosai vaangitu varache andha guNdu maami ennai muttudhu. aana anga irundhu vegamaa escape aaganumnu nenaikacha chutney kottudhu. enge chutney en trouser la kotti galeej aagidumo appadinu nenaikayile gundu mami idikaradhu kooda perusa theriyalai. aaah haaa aaah. chutney theikka en trouser onnum tissue paper alla tissue paper alla. adhayum thaandi dhadiyaanadhu dhadiyaanadhu.
She: Ayyo venaam. enakku bayama irukku
He: guna paatula indha line varaadhe?
She: Ayyo. Illai. Naan edho chumma hum pannen. nee indha form la irukaradha paatha enakku bayama irukku. Unakku nejamave paithiyam pidichidumo nnu
He: He he. Hmmmm
(They have dosa for a while)
She: Hello sir
He: Yes madam?
She: Gavanam ellam enga irukku?
He: Illai. Dhoorathula oru veLLai puRa joingnnu paRandhu poachu. Adha paathundu irundhen
She: Adi. En kooda vandhuttu innoruthiya sight adikariya?
He: Chee chee. Summa sonnen. Indha pudhusa love panrava ellam day night pesuvaaLe. Appadi enna pesuva? Edavadhu FAQ kedaikkuma namakku?
She: Pesaama Nachu Namasivayam kitta kaekkalaama?
He: Kaekkalaame. ‘Dear NN. I am newly loved. What do people who are in love do? Is there any checklist/rulebook etc?’
She: Seri. Questioner peru?
He: Premananda?
She: Hey. En school la Prem nu oru payyan irundhaan
He: Very good. avan natchathiram theriyuma?
She: Huh?
He: Illai. Naalaiku piLLayar kovil la avan perla oru archanai paNNidalaam
She: Enna thimira?
He: Pinna enna? Summa NN kku oru peru kodu sonna, en school la prem nu oru payyan irundhaan aah ooh nu. Romba mukkiyam
She: Iru iru. Enakkum time varum
He: Hmmm. You know what?
She: What?
He: Naama enna pannanum appadingaradha edhukku innoruthar kitta kaekkanum?
(Saying this he holds her hand and looks into her eyes)
She: Enna aachu thideernu?
He: Illai. Cinema la ippadi ellam dhaane paNNuva. indha madhiri oru dialogue. Appuram hold hands, look into eyes. Adhukku appuram duet.
She: Cha. For a second naanum nee serious aa solre nenachu sandosha patten theriyuma. Cha!
He: Hey hey, I was really serious when I said why we should ask others. And I really felt like holding your hands
She: Appuram yaen andha cinema dialogue ellam sonne?
He: Err. Illai. I was bit nervous. Adhaan.
She: loose. En kitta enna nervous
He: Adhuvum seri dhaan.
(He tries to hold her hand again, and she shoos him away)
He: Seri. I will drop you at work. Seekram velai mudichitu phone paNNu.
She: Evening enna plan?
He: Nee first un work complete paNNu. We shall go out for dinner.
She: Ippo dhaan veLila saaptom. Madhiyanamum light edavadhu office la saapduven. Night um veLila saapadnuma?
He: Hmmm. Seri. Evening I will drop you at Hostel. Dinner innoru naaL polaam.
She: Hey. You felt bad?
He: No no. Nee solradhum correct dhaan.
She: Nejamma unakku kovam illai la?
He: Not at all. Illai. I always wanted to go with you for a candle light dinner. But innoru naaL paathukalaam
She: Ippadi ellam solladhe da. Am feeling bad
He: Ayye loose.
She: seri ok. Light aa edavadhu saapadlaam. Enga polaam sollu?
He: Inga ABC hotel polaam. Nice ambience. Call me once your work is done.
(ABC hotel)
She: Very nice. Nalla pleasant aa irukku. Full moon vera. Too good!
He: Yeah. Evlo naaL nenachu irukken theriyuma, When I see couple having candle light dinner. Am very happy now
She smiles and then asks
She: Seri. I wanted to ask you. We know each other for quite some time. What did you like in me?
He: Enna thideernu kaekkare?
She: Yaen? Koodadha? En kitta enna pudichu irukku nu unnaala chattunu solla mudiyaadha?
He: Come on. Nothing like that. I was bit surprised when you asked all of a sudden. Enakku un kitta romba pidichadhe..err..Tomato soup ยฝ and 1 Masala Pappad
She: What????
(Only then She realizes that the guy taking order was standing behind her)
She: Cha. Semma bulb. Sollu
He: Oru flow la irundhen. Cut pannitaan paavi. Seri. The thing I like the most in you is, you do so many things which I like without knowing I actually like them. So itโ€™s a kind of suspense and it makes things interesting. Adhu mattumilaama our frequency match really well.
She: Nanna ice vakkare
He: Paathiya. I really meant whatever I said. But there are so many things which cant be told just like that. We have a life time. So solpa wait maadi ๐Ÿ˜›
She: Hmmmm.
He: And you are smart too!
She: Smart aa? Edha vachi solre?
He: Illai general aa ennoda sense of humor puriya people should be smart to some extent. Adhaan
She: Idhaane vendaangradhu. Nee solra indha kadi jokes kku naane sirikalai naa vera yaar sirippa sollu?
He: !!!!!!

48 thoughts on “iLaya nila pozhigiradhe

  1. “aana anga irundhu vegamaa escape aaganumnu nenaikacha chutney kottudhu. enge chutney en trouser la kotti galeej aagidumo appadinu nenaikayile gundu mami idikaradhu kooda perusa theriyalai.”

    “un kitta romba pidichadhe..err..Tomato soup ยฝ and 1 Masala Pappad”

    toooooooo good…ROFL ๐Ÿ˜€

  2. Excellent as usual! ๐Ÿ™‚
    The new (old? ๐Ÿ˜‰ ) theme of your blog takes my memories a year back when every He-She you wrote were as good as the current ones ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. Enakku un kitta romba pidichadhe..err..Tomato soup ยฝ and 1 Masala Pappad

    Hahaha…… too good ๐Ÿ™‚ !!

  4. ๐Ÿ˜€ nyaabagam varuthey nyaabagam varuthey …
    Nice ๐Ÿ™‚ almost like u were standing with an invisible coat near two lovers ๐Ÿ˜‰ eppadi ?eppadinga ippadi thathroopamaa (correcta?) ezhuthareenga??

  5. Hi Prabhu,
    I’ve been reading your blog for a long time now. Just wanted to tell you that there’s one other blog that I read that is also very good and he also has a series similar to he-she (in fact he says it’s inspired from your blog only).

    check this post for example : http://iplaybymyrules.blogspot.com/2007/06/tintoretto.html
    and his ‘label’ for men-women type posts is http://iplaybymyrules.blogspot.com/search/label/Mars%20and%20Venus
    Absolutely Hilarious

    Check them out and maybe you can provide a link to his blog so that non-tamil readers of your blog can also get a few laughs…

    Keep Rocking….

  6. Prabhu,

    I have been reading your blog for quite some time and I have read all your He-She posts. I feel your writing has improved a lot. This post is very realistic and humorous. Keep up the good work.

  7. Prabhu,

    Excellent !! As usual kalakkitta.

    “The thing I like the most in you is, you do so many things which I like without knowing I actually like them. So itโ€™s a kind of suspense and it makes things interesting. Adhu mattumilaama our frequency match really well.”

    Adaaadadadada – enna oru explanation. Pinnitta.

    If someone really tells this to a gal – Pullaruchi appadiyae urugiduvaanga. Seriously – I mean it.

    Another good thing in this blog –

    “Integrating He-She with NN” – Cool concept. Is this what they call EAI??? ๐Ÿ™‚ EAI – Entertainment Architecture Integration.

  8. off topic to the post …related to ur twitter entry though
    hey prabhu,
    welcome to our city (trichy) ๐Ÿ™‚ yes famina is still there. will chk that next time when i go there ๐Ÿ™‚

  9. Femina hotel a??? Anga milkshake??? Idha pathi Twitter entry. Adhukku naangalum respond panrom. Cha. Enna kodumai! ๐Ÿ˜‰ You know, they have a “huge” shopping mall now. I think it is the biggest in Asia Pacific.

  10. //”huge” shopping mall now. I think it is the biggest in Asia Pacific//
    enna koduma saravanan ithu? :O
    @gayathri – doing free advt ??? ๐Ÿ˜›

  11. Bourne identity… Too much action without sense… Book was still better…
    But Matt Damon… thats a different story.. ๐Ÿ™‚

  12. //Dhoorathula oru veLLai puRa joingnnu paRandhu poachu. Adha paathundu irundhen

    Ponnu pakkathila irukkum podhae ivlo sightu thevaya He-kku? Illana enna enna laam pannuvaano!!

  13. //The thing I like the most in you is, you do so many things which I like without knowing I actually like them. So itโ€™s a kind of suspense and it makes things interesting//

    super dialogue… eppadi prabu… eppadi ippadi ellam yosikaringha

  14. how sad that u r not the only one to write he-she tho u hold the patent for it…havent read the copy,original nanna irukarachay why diversify nu dhaan….
    u still hvnt taken up the scripting offer????;)

  15. เฎชเฏ‡เฎทเฏ เฎชเฏ‡เฎทเฏ…
    Excellent; Little bit of ‘kanda naal muthal’ mixed in correct portions with ‘Unnale Unnale’ and presented in Alaipayuthey format.

  16. Sami, Trichy a? Then you must be knowing FSM. Bigger, better and more happening than Forum & Hyderabad Central. I am sure you’ll agree. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Prabhu, where are you? Eating bajji-sojji in some prospective wife’s place in Chennai? Reply to me man!

  17. Viji,
    ๐Ÿ™‚

    Durga,
    ๐Ÿ˜€

    Akshu,
    ๐Ÿ™‚

    divya,
    Thank you ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Aparna,
    Nandri ๐Ÿ˜›

    Chitra,
    ๐Ÿ™‚

    Sangs,
    Idhula enna kashtam. Evlo cinema paathu irukken ๐Ÿ˜€

    Senthil Kumar,
    Appadiya?

    Prabakar,
    ๐Ÿ™‚

    Siva,
    ๐Ÿ™‚

  18. Girish,
    ๐Ÿ™‚

    sanjay,
    Sure. I checked it out. Its nice ๐Ÿ™‚

    manju,
    Thank you!

    Anonymous,
    Ignore them ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Blogeswaran,
    EAI aa ? Idhellam too much ๐Ÿ˜›

    Gayathri,
    Agree. I tried something different here. Next time, will try to make it better ๐Ÿ˜‰

    nithya,
    Point noted. Mega serial madhiri izhukaama paathukaren ๐Ÿ˜€

    sami,
    Andha ennamo might be too long and ending ๐Ÿ˜‰

    sarav,
    Thank you ๐Ÿ™‚

    ramize_27,
    ๐Ÿ˜‰

  19. Spoilt Kid,
    Adaavadhu. Me have no experience illaya. So trial and error. Looks like this didnt work. Will try to make it better ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Sssssh,
    Yes ๐Ÿ™‚ Good lesson but ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Ram,
    Yes sir!

    mureli,
    ๐Ÿ˜€

    sami and Gayathri,
    I am planning for a trip to Trichy. Me want to see kallaNai when water is there ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Ajay,
    ๐Ÿ™‚

    Sssshhhh,
    Time pass movie!

    a_fan,
    Adhaane. Enna pannuvaano?

    Raghul,
    Thank you ๐Ÿ™‚

    selvi,
    ๐Ÿ˜›

    mark iv,
    ๐Ÿ™‚

    rekhs,
    Hmmmmm ๐Ÿ™‚

    Bala Subra,
    ๐Ÿ˜€

    Gayathri,
    Yo! Manushan konjam oor sutharadhula busy aa irukka koodadha? Adhu enna sojji bajji. Naansene ๐Ÿ˜›

    Karthik,
    ๐Ÿ™‚

    G,
    Calm down. Chill ๐Ÿ™‚

  20. Am a new entrant here.. Had bookmarked your site a long time back for lyrics and tamil film songs stuff.. Just stumbled upon ur He-She series now. OMG, it’s amazing!!! Have just read abt half a dozen posts now.. But I want to keep going.. The joy of seeing some other “He” at the center of all the action is just too good.. So much of relief to see that the travails of a relationship are universal ๐Ÿ˜€
    Excellent series.. This is a goldmine actually.. You can build upon this to make it more popular.. Am sure this is going to be a best seller if you release books on this.. Your conversation style is amazing.. Keep it up man!

    (Just imagine… I have the latest Harry Potter fresh with me.. Am right in the middle of an interesting turn in the story.. Still am reading your He-She series, putting HP in the backburner ๐Ÿ™‚ )

  21. Andha ABC hotel outer ring road la dhaane irukku? Yaaro rendu per pesindu irundhadha ettip paarththu ezhudhina maadhiri irukku! illa nejaththulaye nadandhirukkanum!

  22. Adu eppadi ippadi imagine panni ezhudareenga…appadiye reala namma ooru spencer plazala oru couple pesarda keta maari irukku..

    edellam imaginationu nambave mudiyala…illa unga sonda kadaiya ๐Ÿ™‚

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