veLLaikari

He and She are engaged and about to get married. He calls She

He: Hey. Enna aachu. You are not online today?
She: Hey. Painter has come home for whitewashing. So, whole house is in kind of mess. Adhaan online varalai
He: Oh! Hmmm. Hey. Will you be going to a beauty parlour before the reception or before the wedding?
She: Ofcourse before reception. Wedding munnadi poana homam la ellam oru madhiri aagidum. Adhu irukkatum. Thideernu yaen idha ellam kaekkare?
He: Illai. I wanted to ask this for a long time. But I kept forgetting. The moment you said whitewashing, I was reminded of it!
She: !!!!!

kaN pesum vaarthaigaL

He and She are married. She wears contact lens and tears it one sunday. Next day morning

She: Oh oh. Edhuvum seriya theriyalai.
He: Appo office leave poattuden
She: Leave kammiya irukku. Its ok. I can manage
He: Seri. Go to that eye clinic near office and get it replaced. Or shall I do it?
She: Illai. Naan manage pannikaren.
He: BTW, unnoda pazhaya spectacles irukku illai. Why dont you wear that to office?
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chinna pasanga naanga

He and She are at the beach. Not at day time, but in evening. She is not covering her face by dupatta, nor is he covering his face with helmet. They are legally engaged.

They are close to the shore

He: Hey how is my new hair style?
At that moment, a kid throws a baloon at she
She: So cute
He: Thanks
She: Naan unnai sollalai. Andha kozhandhaye sonnen
He: Oh!
She: Paaren. He must be hardly 2 years old. Enna active.
He: Hmmm
She: You know what. I want to have a boy child. Enakku annavum illai thambiyum illai
He: Adhuvum illama unakku pasanganna romba pidikkum
She: Hello?
He: Illai illai kozhandhaya sonnen
She: Hmmm. Andha kutti payyan kooda unnai madhiri dhaan irukkaan
He: Thanks.
She: Ippo edhuku thanks. Neeyum andha payyan madhiri immature sonnen. Ha ha
He: !!!!!
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anbu iLippu

English version here

He and She are friends. She has got engaged. She wants to know what to gift to a guy.

She: Hey
He: Hello. Enna aachu?
She: Onnum illaiye. Yaen?
He: Remember. You are engaged. Un aaL kooda kadalai podanum. En kooda ellam pesa koodadhu
She: Ayye. chee pey. Illai oru veLai nee engage aana poNNunga kooda pesa maatiya?
He: Thevai dhaan
She: Seri adha vidu. Naan enna gift vaangaradhu theriyaama muzichindu irukken. Edavadhu idea koden
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Saturday night

He and She are getting to know each other. She is his colleague, and has gone to her hometown for DeepavaLi. He keeps sending SMS after SMS to her( ofcourse SMS like ‘Hope you are having good fun at home. Take care’, ‘So what did mom cook today?’, and She responds once in a while ‘Hey. My phone was in silent mode. Just saw your messages. Am good.’ He has been listening to ATM(Azhagiya Thamizh Magan) for sometime. Later, he sends a sms ‘Saturday night party kku pogalam variya’ to She. As expected, there is no response. And she doesnt talk much to him for the remaining days.

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Krishnaa mukundha murari

He and She are engaged.

He sends a text message to She
He: Hi. Good Morning. Have a nice day.
She: Its going to rain today.
He: Is it very cloudy there? It rained here last evening. Cloudy aa irukku
She: Ayyo. Nee enakku SMS anuppine la adhanaala dhaan rain.
He: Cha! If I send message also its wrong. If I dont send message also its wrong
As expected, there is no response from She. He waits for 15 minutes and calls back
He: Hello
She: Hi
He: Enna aachu?
She: Onnum illaiye. Yaen?
He: Pinna yaen ippadi sarcastic aa pesare. Naan message anupparadhu illai, initiative edukaradhu illai nu nee dhaane sonne
She: Oh. Ippo naan andha madhiri sonnadhunaala dhaan nee message anuppiniya?
He: Err. No no. Naane proactive aa irundhaalum nee kaNdukka maatengare nu solla vandhen
She: Acho. Vidu. I was kidding.
He: Hmmm.
She: Seri. Moonja thonga poattukaadhe.
He: Hmmm. Seri. Evening meet panlaama?
She: Sure. En athai peranukku inniku punyavajanam. Office irukku. So day time poga mudiyaadhu. Evening poi hello sollitu vandhuduven. Appuram meet panlaam
He: Hey kozhandhai sonna udane nyabagam varadhu. Pona vaaram krishna jayanthi boadhu chinna pasangalukku ellam krishnar vesham poattu irundha paathiya
She: Yeah they looked so cute and adorable
He: Cha. Leave cuteness. Paavam kozhandhainga. Adha paduthi indha madhiri make up poattu appuram photo vera eduppa. And later when the kid grows up, his would be shown that photograph. Ava vandhu avan kitta ‘Nee chinna vayasuliye krishnar madhiri irundhiya. Seriya dhaan vesham poattu irukka un amma’ appadinu solva. Ivan asadu vazhivaan
She: Wait wait wait
He: Indha madhiri krishnar vesham podara kozhandhai appa amma ku rama navami anniku blue and green paint adikkanum. Appo dhaan budhi varum
She: iru iru. Oru visu dialogue adichiye idhukku munnadi. Naan ennikume un kitta krishnar madhiri irundhe appadinu sonnadhu kedayaadhe. And nee chinna vayasula krishnar vesham poattundu photo eduthunidya? Andha photo enga?
He: Err
She: Enna?
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அல்வா

நம்ம கதையோட நாயகன் ஒரு திருமணத்துக்கு போறார். உறவினர் வீட்டு கல்யாணம். போன உடனே அம்மா எங்கே அப்படின்னு தேடறார். அம்மா ஒரு மாமி கூடவும் ஒரு அழகான பொண்ணு கூடவும் பேசிட்டு இருக்காங்க. சார் கொஞ்சம் நைஸா அம்மணியை சைட் அடிக்கறார். தலைல இல்லாத முடியை கோதி விட்டுக்கறார்.
அம்மா: இவ்வளவு நேரமா வரத்துக்கு? கொஞ்ச நேரம் கழிச்சு வந்திருந்தா தாலியே கட்டி முடிச்சிருப்பா
அவன்: தூங்கிட்டேன்மா. நைட் பஸ்ல தூக்கமே இல்லை
(அம்மா கூட பேசிட்டு இருந்தாலும் அய்யா கவனம் எல்லாம் அம்மணி மேல தான். இது போறாதுன்னு அவங்க இவரை பார்த்து ஒரு சிறிய புன்முறுவல் புரிய தலைவர் இஸ்ரொ உதவியில்லாமயே விண்வெளில பறக்கறார்.)
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Gowri Kalyana vaibogame

He and She are getting married. 10 days before the wedding.

She: Innum 10 naaL dhaan irukku. Evlo velai pending irukku theriyuma?
He: Inga mattum enna vaazhudhaam. But in a way, I am happy
She: Enna?
He: kalyanathukku appuram veedu set panra prachnai illai. I have everything at home, and nee kattina pudavayoda vandha porum
She: Ha ha. Enga amma seeru appadi ippadinu paathiram ellam vaangi vachi irukka
He: Acho. Edam enga irukku adhellam vakkaradhukku? I have everything. So adhellam veNdaam solliden please
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iLaya nila pozhigiradhe

It is a week since He proposed and She accepted. They had been friends for quite sometime, and have gone out before. They are going out for the first time, after this proposal saga. She is waiting near her hostel/PG/house

He: Hey! Good morning
She: Morning
He: Romba nerama wait panriya?
She: Illai ippo dhaan keezha vandhen
He: Cha!
She: Enna? Innum neRaya neram wait panna vachi irukkanumnu feel panriya?
He: No no. Ennai paatha udane vekka paduve. kaal viralaala tharaila kolam poduve. Ippadi ellam nenachen
She: Yaen? maN vaasanai revathy madhiri ‘Pothi vacha malligai mottu’ appadinu paadanumnu edhirpaakaliya?
He: He he 😛
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