anbu iLippu

English version here

He and She are friends. She has got engaged. She wants to know what to gift to a guy.

She: Hey
He: Hello. Enna aachu?
She: Onnum illaiye. Yaen?
He: Remember. You are engaged. Un aaL kooda kadalai podanum. En kooda ellam pesa koodadhu
She: Ayye. chee pey. Illai oru veLai nee engage aana poNNunga kooda pesa maatiya?
He: Thevai dhaan
She: Seri adha vidu. Naan enna gift vaangaradhu theriyaama muzichindu irukken. Edavadhu idea koden

He: Hmmm. How about a watch?
She: He doesnt wear a watch
He: Seri. Some books or CD?
She: So boring. How about some curio?
He: Huh? Curio va?
She: Its kind of memorablia
He: I see
She: Enna? Is it good enough? I want to buy something he can keep for lifelong
He: Insurance policy vaangi kodu. Life long vachukalaam
She: Cha. Its so tough to gift for a guy. Why dont you people have choices?
He: Adhu seri. Dumb bells vaangi kodu. Daily exercise paNNi un aaLu shahrukh khan madhiri six packs ellam theriyara madhiri fit aa irupaar
She: Kindala. Adhellam oNNum veNdaam.
He: Does he like cars?
She: Ayyo amma. Naan andha aLavukku paNakaari illai. And moreover he already has a car
He: Naan car pidikumaa dhaane kaetten. Car vachi irundhaadhaan car pidikanum nu avasiyam illai. Ippo enakku kooda dhaan Maria Kirilenko pidikkum. Naan enna avaLa vachunda irukken?
She: Dai
He: Seri seri. Get him a miniature Ferrari or BMW. Guys would love it
She: Hmm. That sounds ok. Enna enna color la kedaikkum indha bommai.
He: God! Its not a bommai. And we dont like cars for their color. Phew!
She: Miniature car bommai illama ennavaam.
He: Ok
She: Hey he is calling. Naan appuram pesaren. we shall discuss
He: maRubadiyuma?
She: paduthaadhe. bye

Some other place. Another He She. This He is engaged.

He: Hey. I want to get some gift for her.
She: Ada ada. Eppadi irundha nee.
He: Come on. Tell no
She: How about a diamond pendant?
He: Ok. Cool. Thank you
She: What?
He: I will get a diamond pendant
She: Naan chumma paechukku sonnen. Nee nejamave vaanga poriya?
He: !!!!!!

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20 Responses to anbu iLippu

  1. selvi says:

    //He: Insurance policy vaangi kodu. Life long vachukalaam//

    hahahhahaha… engeyo poithingha prabhu…

    intha miniature ferrari, bmw… some people dont appreciate all this :(

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  3. Dushti says:

    rotfl…that was awesome :D

  4. Sivajini says:

    Verum BMw model-ah.. Nah, I even as a teen I thought the porsche model was soo much cooler. :D

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  6. Gayathri says:

    Prabhu, nalla idea. Unnoda aduththa major achievement-ku Ferrari bommai vaangi tharen. Red colour bommai. Ok va? :P

  7. ramize_27 says:

    This one real got me laughing Prabhu.. Ama.. Miniature Ferrari Bomma illama pinna yenna?? Isn’t it like a collectors item bommai??

  8. karthik says:

    hello prabhu.i’ve downloaded so many lyrics frm ur blog….i need a favor from u…..can u get me the song lyrics from the movie kalloori……pls reply back.c ya

  9. Ram says:

    What the f^&*? Why arent He and She together? I am disappointed!

  10. ramya says:

    Superb! :-) i liked both the stories…

  11. Geetha says:

    semma kalzlaikiringa Prabhu….[;)] gud one…but Yes I agree with She very tuff to get a gift for a guy….[:D]

  12. Mureli says:

    super prabhu saarrr…

  13. bindu says:

    Hmm.. pasangalukku nijama miniature cars pidikumma? vera enna laaam pidikkum?

  14. Vishy says:

    Insurance Policy matter chancae illa :D Semma punch…

  15. Naren says:

    Ferrari nu sonnapram enna color nu kaekradhu… sheer ignorance.

  16. Shanmu says:

    Your he-she posts are brilliant and very funny, thanks!… keep it coming…

  17. Sangeetha says:

    idelerndu enna teriyudu…
    pasangaluku oru gift yosichu vaanga kooda neram illa…pattunu kadaiku ponoma tappunu vaanginomanu irukaanga :-) …(jus kiddin…)

    //He: Insurance policy vaangi kodu. Life long vachukalaam//

    chance’la….innum eda nenachu nenachu sirikaren

  18. nayana says:

    insurance policy! lol!

  19. Bhargavi says:

    Insurance Policy part of it was semma!! I am jumping off my seat reading so many funny things at a time

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