One of my good friend, Maami, wants to know which movie and song this is
Singer: AL Raghavan
Actor: Nagesh
The song goes somethin like ‘My lady cut baady neeye yendhan jodi. Meet you in late night’.
Which song is this? Pliss help!
thanimayil inimai kaaNa mudiyume
Staying alone is not new for me. Initially I was supposed to stay in a hotel, since the trip is for just 2 weeks. But I requested my company to arrange a flat for me, so that I can cook my own food. And they had arranged a wonderful 3 bedroom apartment, which I was supposed to share with 2 other colleagues.
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He and She are engaged.
He sends a text message to She
He: Hi. Good Morning. Have a nice day.
She: Its going to rain today.
He: Is it very cloudy there? It rained here last evening. Cloudy aa irukku
She: Ayyo. Nee enakku SMS anuppine la adhanaala dhaan rain.
He: Cha! If I send message also its wrong. If I dont send message also its wrong
As expected, there is no response from She. He waits for 15 minutes and calls back
He: Hello
She: Hi
He: Enna aachu?
She: Onnum illaiye. Yaen?
He: Pinna yaen ippadi sarcastic aa pesare. Naan message anupparadhu illai, initiative edukaradhu illai nu nee dhaane sonne
She: Oh. Ippo naan andha madhiri sonnadhunaala dhaan nee message anuppiniya?
He: Err. No no. Naane proactive aa irundhaalum nee kaNdukka maatengare nu solla vandhen
She: Acho. Vidu. I was kidding.
He: Hmmm.
She: Seri. Moonja thonga poattukaadhe.
He: Hmmm. Seri. Evening meet panlaama?
She: Sure. En athai peranukku inniku punyavajanam. Office irukku. So day time poga mudiyaadhu. Evening poi hello sollitu vandhuduven. Appuram meet panlaam
He: Hey kozhandhai sonna udane nyabagam varadhu. Pona vaaram krishna jayanthi boadhu chinna pasangalukku ellam krishnar vesham poattu irundha paathiya
She: Yeah they looked so cute and adorable
He: Cha. Leave cuteness. Paavam kozhandhainga. Adha paduthi indha madhiri make up poattu appuram photo vera eduppa. And later when the kid grows up, his would be shown that photograph. Ava vandhu avan kitta ‘Nee chinna vayasuliye krishnar madhiri irundhiya. Seriya dhaan vesham poattu irukka un amma’ appadinu solva. Ivan asadu vazhivaan
She: Wait wait wait
He: Indha madhiri krishnar vesham podara kozhandhai appa amma ku rama navami anniku blue and green paint adikkanum. Appo dhaan budhi varum
She: iru iru. Oru visu dialogue adichiye idhukku munnadi. Naan ennikume un kitta krishnar madhiri irundhe appadinu sonnadhu kedayaadhe. And nee chinna vayasula krishnar vesham poattundu photo eduthunidya? Andha photo enga?
He: Err
She: Enna?
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…leaves Chelsea 
P.S. Turning off comments, as the spam comments are becoming unmanageable for football posts X(
Competition in Tamil channel is high. So Machi TV cannot be relying on breaking news alone. So we have come up with some new programs to entertain the audience. Here we showcase some of the unique programs.
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This report is stunning. I was waiting for the FIA report to be published, quite eagerly. Look at this. The PDF file from FIA, available here.
In what is being viewed as the most damning section of the report, the FIA has published an email exchange between De la Rosa and Alonso.
“All the information from Ferrari is very reliable,” De la Rosa wrote to Alonso on 25 March in an exchange about the Ferrari’s weight distribution.
“It comes from Nigel Stepney, their former chief mechanic - I don’t know what post he holds now.
“He’s the same person who told us in Australia that Kimi (Raikkonen) was stopping in lap 18. He’s very friendly with Mike Coughlan, our chief designer and he told him that.”
I fail to understand why the drivers(Or atleast Alonso) are not punished? And it was hilarious to read the BBC 606 where people were saying that Ron Dennis was known for his integrity. And this article went one step ahead.
Dennis, too, will feel the pain - personally as much as anything.
This is a man who has based his entire business career, his entire company, on an image of honesty and integrity, and to be besmirched like this will hurt him almost physically.
I consider McLaren lucky and I feel they have been let off with a lesser punishment. Forget the 100 million $ fine. They will recover that in no time. Not banning the drivers is silly.
A balanced, but good, article from Guardian.
Have you seen the movie ‘Punnagai Mannan’. Or atleast the song ‘Vaan megam’ from that movie? In that song Revathy would be dancing in rain, and the sotta thalai villain would be watching it from his car. It would be raining quite heavily, but the guy will be extremely dry with sandhana pottu etc. I dont know why, but I had the craze of sitting inside a car, at the times of heavy rain. No, I dont want to see anyone dance. After buying a car, I have driven many times during the monsoon. But somehow the rains weren’t that heavy. Until yesterday.
I really felt like a Villain(No, sotta thalai is not the only connection :P) yesterday, watching people struggling in the rain while I was enjoying 
Update:
McLaren are stripped of their constructors points, and fined 100 million $. Drivers escape punishment. More details here.
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Hope it gets over soon and people get on with racing. Its been a wonderful season, and this controversy is spoiling the fun. Meanwhile as expected British media are all out to make Ferrari the villain once again. He he. Poor McLaren. He must be cursing from up above after reading this article.
The case against Lewis Hamilton’s Formula One team, McLaren Mercedes, over allegations that they have cheated this season by using secret technical information stolen from Ferrari consists of a large body of new evidence running to 166 pages in length, The Times has learnt.
Tch tch. Does it mean that if not for Lewis, no one knew of McLaren mercedes?
“The dossier of new evidence collected by the FIA is thought to centre not just on e-mail traffic between the McLaren test driver, Pedro De La Rosa, and Hamilton’s teammate, Fernando Alonso, but also on ….”
Oh! Lewis Hamilton’s team mate is Fernando Alonso? Is he new to F1? Is he any good?
It looks like ‘The Hindu’ reporting about a communist event 
Biased to the core!
This is TV season after all. So we, the machi TV group, are coming up with some innovative ideas to forge ahead. Here is a sample.
Rediff has a very funny section called ‘Spotted‘, where in readers send photographs of celebrities. Like some lady ‘Sweetie(!!)’ spotted Sushmita Sen buying Bedsheets(Duh!), and came to a conclusion that ‘Sushmita is very simple and elegant’. Ahem! Not to be left behind, we will also spot imaginary things. And since this is a niche area, we are coming up with an all new program called ‘Machinichi flash’.
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Check this article
A Russian feminist has proposed a radical solution to the falling birth rate — importing Indian bridegrooms for Russian girls. Maria Arbatova, writer and TV moderator, who married an Indian businessman a few years ago “after 25 years of keeping marrying Russians”, thinks Indian men make ideal husbands.
Thoovanam is a movie which does not have any item number, separate comedy track, fight sequences or punch dialogues. What starts off as yet another love story, surprised me in the second half. Actually I am finding it quite tough to review the movie without revealing the plot. It is not a suspense movie, but the second half and climax is something that I least expected. These are my views.