It is a week since He proposed and She accepted. They had been friends for quite sometime, and have gone out before. They are going out for the first time, after this proposal saga. She is waiting near her hostel/PG/house
He: Hey! Good morning
She: Morning
He: Romba nerama wait panriya?
She: Illai ippo dhaan keezha vandhen
He: Cha!
She: Enna? Innum neRaya neram wait panna vachi irukkanumnu feel panriya?
He: No no. Ennai paatha udane vekka paduve. kaal viralaala tharaila kolam poduve. Ippadi ellam nenachen
She: Yaen? maN vaasanai revathy madhiri ‘Pothi vacha malligai mottu’ appadinu paadanumnu edhirpaakaliya?
He: He he 
She: Enga PG velaikaari nanna kolam poduva
He: Appadiya? Very good
She: Seri ippo engayavadhu polaama. Illai en velaikaari oda kolam eppadi podaradhu nu kathuka poriya?
He: Huh? Seri vaa. Forum polaam. Enakku pasikaradhu. Transit la edavadhu saapadlam
(They reach Transit)
He: kaNmaNi anboadu kaadhalan naan vaangi tharum mudhal dosai. Ponmani unakku masala venuma? Enakku Rava Masala Venum
(Since they are at a corner, She lightly hums the song)
He: paatave padichitiya? nadu nadula konjam vengaya chutney um thottukanum. bad breath pathi kavala padadhe. wrigleys vaangi tharen
She: he he
He: She She(Replace she with real name of she). Unakku dosai vaangitu varache andha guNdu maami ennai muttudhu. aana anga irundhu vegamaa escape aaganumnu nenaikacha chutney kottudhu. enge chutney en trouser la kotti galeej aagidumo appadinu nenaikayile gundu mami idikaradhu kooda perusa theriyalai. aaah haaa aaah. chutney theikka en trouser onnum tissue paper alla tissue paper alla. adhayum thaandi dhadiyaanadhu dhadiyaanadhu.
She: Ayyo venaam. enakku bayama irukku
He: guna paatula indha line varaadhe?
She: Ayyo. Illai. Naan edho chumma hum pannen. nee indha form la irukaradha paatha enakku bayama irukku. Unakku nejamave paithiyam pidichidumo nnu
He: He he. Hmmmm
(They have dosa for a while)
She: Hello sir
He: Yes madam?
She: Gavanam ellam enga irukku?
He: Illai. Dhoorathula oru veLLai puRa joingnnu paRandhu poachu. Adha paathundu irundhen
She: Adi. En kooda vandhuttu innoruthiya sight adikariya?
He: Chee chee. Summa sonnen. Indha pudhusa love panrava ellam day night pesuvaaLe. Appadi enna pesuva? Edavadhu FAQ kedaikkuma namakku?
She: Pesaama Nachu Namasivayam kitta kaekkalaama?
He: Kaekkalaame. ‘Dear NN. I am newly loved. What do people who are in love do? Is there any checklist/rulebook etc?’
She: Seri. Questioner peru?
He: Premananda?
She: Hey. En school la Prem nu oru payyan irundhaan
He: Very good. avan natchathiram theriyuma?
She: Huh?
He: Illai. Naalaiku piLLayar kovil la avan perla oru archanai paNNidalaam
She: Enna thimira?
He: Pinna enna? Summa NN kku oru peru kodu sonna, en school la prem nu oru payyan irundhaan aah ooh nu. Romba mukkiyam
She: Iru iru. Enakkum time varum
He: Hmmm. You know what?
She: What?
He: Naama enna pannanum appadingaradha edhukku innoruthar kitta kaekkanum?
(Saying this he holds her hand and looks into her eyes)
She: Enna aachu thideernu?
He: Illai. Cinema la ippadi ellam dhaane paNNuva. indha madhiri oru dialogue. Appuram hold hands, look into eyes. Adhukku appuram duet.
She: Cha. For a second naanum nee serious aa solre nenachu sandosha patten theriyuma. Cha!
He: Hey hey, I was really serious when I said why we should ask others. And I really felt like holding your hands
She: Appuram yaen andha cinema dialogue ellam sonne?
He: Err. Illai. I was bit nervous. Adhaan.
She: loose. En kitta enna nervous
He: Adhuvum seri dhaan.
(He tries to hold her hand again, and she shoos him away)
He: Seri. I will drop you at work. Seekram velai mudichitu phone paNNu.
She: Evening enna plan?
He: Nee first un work complete paNNu. We shall go out for dinner.
She: Ippo dhaan veLila saaptom. Madhiyanamum light edavadhu office la saapduven. Night um veLila saapadnuma?
He: Hmmm. Seri. Evening I will drop you at Hostel. Dinner innoru naaL polaam.
She: Hey. You felt bad?
He: No no. Nee solradhum correct dhaan.
She: Nejamma unakku kovam illai la?
He: Not at all. Illai. I always wanted to go with you for a candle light dinner. But innoru naaL paathukalaam
She: Ippadi ellam solladhe da. Am feeling bad
He: Ayye loose.
She: seri ok. Light aa edavadhu saapadlaam. Enga polaam sollu?
He: Inga ABC hotel polaam. Nice ambience. Call me once your work is done.
(ABC hotel)
She: Very nice. Nalla pleasant aa irukku. Full moon vera. Too good!
He: Yeah. Evlo naaL nenachu irukken theriyuma, When I see couple having candle light dinner. Am very happy now
She smiles and then asks
She: Seri. I wanted to ask you. We know each other for quite some time. What did you like in me?
He: Enna thideernu kaekkare?
She: Yaen? Koodadha? En kitta enna pudichu irukku nu unnaala chattunu solla mudiyaadha?
He: Come on. Nothing like that. I was bit surprised when you asked all of a sudden. Enakku un kitta romba pidichadhe..err..Tomato soup ½ and 1 Masala Pappad
She: What????
(Only then She realizes that the guy taking order was standing behind her)
She: Cha. Semma bulb. Sollu
He: Oru flow la irundhen. Cut pannitaan paavi. Seri. The thing I like the most in you is, you do so many things which I like without knowing I actually like them. So it’s a kind of suspense and it makes things interesting. Adhu mattumilaama our frequency match really well.
She: Nanna ice vakkare
He: Paathiya. I really meant whatever I said. But there are so many things which cant be told just like that. We have a life time. So solpa wait maadi
She: Hmmmm.
He: And you are smart too!
She: Smart aa? Edha vachi solre?
He: Illai general aa ennoda sense of humor puriya people should be smart to some extent. Adhaan
She: Idhaane vendaangradhu. Nee solra indha kadi jokes kku naane sirikalai naa vera yaar sirippa sollu?
He: !!!!!!
on 18 Jul 2007 at 2:49 pm # viji
LOL!
potta soodula padichutten. Realistic one, as always!
on 18 Jul 2007 at 2:53 pm # Durga
ROTFL! Wonderful dialogues as always! Kanmani Anbodu spoof is awesome!
>> I am newly loved.
LOL!
on 18 Jul 2007 at 3:17 pm # Akshu
LOL ..
Too good prabhu ..
Especially @ FORUM
on 18 Jul 2007 at 3:36 pm # divya
“aana anga irundhu vegamaa escape aaganumnu nenaikacha chutney kottudhu. enge chutney en trouser la kotti galeej aagidumo appadinu nenaikayile gundu mami idikaradhu kooda perusa theriyalai.”
“un kitta romba pidichadhe..err..Tomato soup ½ and 1 Masala Pappad”
toooooooo good…ROFL
on 18 Jul 2007 at 3:43 pm # Aparna
Excellent as usual!
) theme of your blog takes my memories a year back when every He-She you wrote were as good as the current ones 
The new (old?
on 18 Jul 2007 at 3:46 pm # Chitra
Enakku un kitta romba pidichadhe..err..Tomato soup ½ and 1 Masala Pappad
Hahaha…… too good
!!
on 18 Jul 2007 at 3:55 pm # sangs
Nice
on 18 Jul 2007 at 4:43 pm # Senthil Kumar
Sema Kadi!!!!!!!!
on 18 Jul 2007 at 4:48 pm # Prabakar
Enga PG velaikaari nanna kolam poduva…
Really Good One
on 18 Jul 2007 at 6:59 pm # Siva
athu… superrrrrrrrrr….kalakitel pongo…:)
on 18 Jul 2007 at 7:35 pm # Girish
Kalakal Prabhu
on 18 Jul 2007 at 9:13 pm # sanjay
Hi Prabhu,
I’ve been reading your blog for a long time now. Just wanted to tell you that there’s one other blog that I read that is also very good and he also has a series similar to he-she (in fact he says it’s inspired from your blog only).
check this post for example : http://iplaybymyrules.blogspot.com/2007/06/tintoretto.html
and his ‘label’ for men-women type posts is http://iplaybymyrules.blogspot.com/search/label/Mars%20and%20Venus
Absolutely Hilarious
Check them out and maybe you can provide a link to his blog so that non-tamil readers of your blog can also get a few laughs…
Keep Rocking….
on 19 Jul 2007 at 12:17 am # manju
Prabhu,
I have been reading your blog for quite some time and I have read all your He-She posts. I feel your writing has improved a lot. This post is very realistic and humorous. Keep up the good work.
on 19 Jul 2007 at 12:36 am # Anonymous
Guys,
Please take a look at this blog. Don’t miss it.
http://senguptaspeak.blogspot.com/2007/07/life-after-sivaji.html
The author is none other than the CNN IBN journalist who blogged about Sivaji making fun of Rajini and tamilians. It all started from IBN blogs on CNN IBN’s site.
http://www.ibnlive.com/blogs/anuradhasengupta/
Enjoyyyyyyyyy
on 19 Jul 2007 at 12:55 am # Blogeswaran
Prabhu,
Excellent !! As usual kalakkitta.
“The thing I like the most in you is, you do so many things which I like without knowing I actually like them. So it’s a kind of suspense and it makes things interesting. Adhu mattumilaama our frequency match really well.”
Adaaadadadada - enna oru explanation. Pinnitta.
If someone really tells this to a gal - Pullaruchi appadiyae urugiduvaanga. Seriously - I mean it.
Another good thing in this blog -
“Integrating He-She with NN” - Cool concept. Is this what they call EAI???
EAI - Entertainment Architecture Integration.
on 19 Jul 2007 at 3:51 am # Gayathri
Frankly, I didn’t like it much. The flow was good. Conversation was fun. But, ending was abrupt.
on 19 Jul 2007 at 10:17 am # nithya
This one somehow lacks the spark of ur he-she posts.. I felt it was very long..
on 19 Jul 2007 at 10:29 am # sami
prabhu,
ennamo missing in this ! korvaiya irundhalum, decoction cummi-ya irukku…
on 19 Jul 2007 at 10:45 am # sarav
very nice !!!!!
on 19 Jul 2007 at 11:09 am # ramize_27
kadasila kavuthutingaley.. paravaillai.. yaanaikkum adi sarukkum..
on 19 Jul 2007 at 12:02 pm # Spoilt kid
// http://iplaybymyrules.blogspot.com/2007/06/tintoretto.html //
using words like “He” & “She” does not become a “He-She”
nice try..shall improve a lot..!
on 19 Jul 2007 at 2:18 pm # Shshhh...
Mixed response ! Expected, for an experimental he-she..
on 19 Jul 2007 at 4:36 pm # Ram
Good One..but not attractive like your earlier posts in this series.
on 19 Jul 2007 at 7:06 pm # mureli
two three HE-SHE sethu padicha madiri irundhudhu…
on 19 Jul 2007 at 7:10 pm # sami
off topic to the post …related to ur twitter entry though
yes famina is still there. will chk that next time when i go there 
hey prabhu,
welcome to our city (trichy)
on 20 Jul 2007 at 12:29 am # Gayathri
Femina hotel a??? Anga milkshake??? Idha pathi Twitter entry. Adhukku naangalum respond panrom. Cha. Enna kodumai!
You know, they have a “huge” shopping mall now. I think it is the biggest in Asia Pacific.
on 20 Jul 2007 at 4:06 am # sami
//”huge” shopping mall now. I think it is the biggest in Asia Pacific//
enna koduma saravanan ithu? :O
@gayathri - doing free advt ???
on 20 Jul 2007 at 4:57 am # Ajay
Man,
You rock!
on 20 Jul 2007 at 10:01 am # Shshhh...
Bourne identity… Too much action without sense… Book was still better…
But Matt Damon… thats a different story..
on 20 Jul 2007 at 10:10 am # a_fan
//Dhoorathula oru veLLai puRa joingnnu paRandhu poachu. Adha paathundu irundhen
Ponnu pakkathila irukkum podhae ivlo sightu thevaya He-kku? Illana enna enna laam pannuvaano!!
on 20 Jul 2007 at 12:04 pm # Raghul
Good One Prabhu..
on 20 Jul 2007 at 7:26 pm # selvi
//The thing I like the most in you is, you do so many things which I like without knowing I actually like them. So it’s a kind of suspense and it makes things interesting//
super dialogue… eppadi prabu… eppadi ippadi ellam yosikaringha
on 20 Jul 2007 at 9:37 pm # mark iv
nice
on 20 Jul 2007 at 11:28 pm # rekhs
how sad that u r not the only one to write he-she tho u hold the patent for it…havent read the copy,original nanna irukarachay why diversify nu dhaan….
u still hvnt taken up the scripting offer????;)
on 21 Jul 2007 at 1:11 am # Bala Subra
பேஷ் பேஷ்…
Excellent; Little bit of ‘kanda naal muthal’ mixed in correct portions with ‘Unnale Unnale’ and presented in Alaipayuthey format.
on 21 Jul 2007 at 5:01 pm # Gayathri
Sami, Trichy a? Then you must be knowing FSM. Bigger, better and more happening than Forum & Hyderabad Central. I am sure you’ll agree.
Prabhu, where are you? Eating bajji-sojji in some prospective wife’s place in Chennai? Reply to me man!
on 22 Jul 2007 at 5:11 pm # Karthik B.S.
Laughing out loud! :))
on 23 Jul 2007 at 10:40 am # G
@Bala Subra’s comment
What an insult to all three movies!
on 24 Jul 2007 at 10:21 am # F e r r a r i
Viji,
Durga,
Akshu,
divya,
Thank you
Aparna,
Nandri
Chitra,
Sangs,
Idhula enna kashtam. Evlo cinema paathu irukken
Senthil Kumar,
Appadiya?
Prabakar,
Siva,
on 24 Jul 2007 at 10:29 am # F e r r a r i
Girish,
sanjay,
Sure. I checked it out. Its nice
manju,
Thank you!
Anonymous,
Ignore them
Blogeswaran,
EAI aa ? Idhellam too much
Gayathri,
Agree. I tried something different here. Next time, will try to make it better
nithya,
Point noted. Mega serial madhiri izhukaama paathukaren
sami,
Andha ennamo might be too long and ending
sarav,
Thank you
ramize_27,
on 24 Jul 2007 at 11:20 am # F e r r a r i
Spoilt Kid,
Adaavadhu. Me have no experience illaya. So trial and error. Looks like this didnt work. Will try to make it better
Sssssh,
Good lesson but 
Yes
Ram,
Yes sir!
mureli,
sami and Gayathri,
I am planning for a trip to Trichy. Me want to see kallaNai when water is there
Ajay,
Sssshhhh,
Time pass movie!
a_fan,
Adhaane. Enna pannuvaano?
Raghul,
Thank you
selvi,
mark iv,
rekhs,
Hmmmmm
Bala Subra,
Gayathri,
Yo! Manushan konjam oor sutharadhula busy aa irukka koodadha? Adhu enna sojji bajji. Naansene
Karthik,
G,
Calm down. Chill
on 25 Jul 2007 at 6:30 pm # He_She_Fan!
Am a new entrant here.. Had bookmarked your site a long time back for lyrics and tamil film songs stuff.. Just stumbled upon ur He-She series now. OMG, it’s amazing!!! Have just read abt half a dozen posts now.. But I want to keep going.. The joy of seeing some other “He” at the center of all the action is just too good.. So much of relief to see that the travails of a relationship are universal
Excellent series.. This is a goldmine actually.. You can build upon this to make it more popular.. Am sure this is going to be a best seller if you release books on this.. Your conversation style is amazing.. Keep it up man!
(Just imagine… I have the latest Harry Potter fresh with me.. Am right in the middle of an interesting turn in the story.. Still am reading your He-She series, putting HP in the backburner
)
on 26 Jul 2007 at 1:05 am # sami
hey prabhu,
just now returned from trichy. saw water in river cauvery gigantically flowling across trichy and srirangm - pics here(http://samicuts.wordpress.com/2007/07/23/evening-at-trichy/)
u can right way make a trip to trichy
as water is flowing in that bridg, sure kallanai is with full of water.
on 28 Sep 2007 at 3:04 pm # Vishnu
Romba nalla irukku.
on 06 Nov 2007 at 12:08 am # Shiva
Andha ABC hotel outer ring road la dhaane irukku? Yaaro rendu per pesindu irundhadha ettip paarththu ezhudhina maadhiri irukku! illa nejaththulaye nadandhirukkanum!
on 26 Aug 2008 at 9:54 pm # Sangi
Adu eppadi ippadi imagine panni ezhudareenga…appadiye reala namma ooru spencer plazala oru couple pesarda keta maari irukku..
edellam imaginationu nambave mudiyala…illa unga sonda kadaiya