He and She are friends for quite some time. She doesn’t go out on bike with guys in general. They meet at a coffee shop. Since they are friends, He is early and keeps fiddling with his mobile and sends a message ‘I have reached’ as if Atlantis has reached the earth. And promptly she responds like the City Taxi driver ‘On my way. Will be there in 2 minutes’.
She arrives, finally.
He: Hellloooooo
She: Hi. Sorry konjam late aaiduthu. 4th block la traffic jam
He: No issues. What would you like to have?
She looks at the menu and says
She: I will have that Devils*
He places the order
He: One black coffee, and one Devils
After the guy leaves
She: Black coffee aa? Ayye
He: Illai. Nethu night romba neram muzhichindu irundhen. Black coffee will keep me awake.
She: Nenachen. Adhaan sonnen la. If you are tired, you could have very well slept. Naama innoru naaL meet paNNi irukkalaame?
He: Appadiye dhaan ovvoru vaaramum aagindu irukku. Adhaan
She: Hmmmm
He: Inge paaru. We have been chatting via mail and phone for quite some time. Ore city la irundhu meet pannikalana enna thrill sollu
She: Thrill aa?
He: Illai I meant. When you start talking with a person, initial days la you will be curious and eager to spend time with that person illaiya
She: Unakku innum work hangover pogalai pola nenaikkaren
He: Huh?
She: Illai. Client kitta pesara madhiri pesariye sonnen.
Not many people in Coffee Shop. On TV some crazy programme is coming. He asks for the remote and keeps flipping the channel. Pauses for a moment seeing Hema Sinha on Sun Music, and then switches back to MTV.
He: Edhuvum nanna illai
She: Unakku Hema Sinha pidikkuma?
He: What??
She: Illai. Ava face paatha udane pause paNNiye adhaan kaetten
He: Aamam enakku ava mela crush. Adhaan
She: Acho. Tension aagadhe. I was just pulling your leg
He: He he. I know. Actually enakku un mela dhaan Crush
She: What?
He: He he. Seri adha vidu. Its very pleasant now. Oru long ride madhiri polaama? Hmm? I know you are not comfortable going with guys on bike. But then you know me to some extent. So if you trust me, you can come along.
She: Hmmm.
He: Appa amma edavadhu solvaaLa?
She: Cha cha. Nothing like that. Naan enga amma kku ore reNdavadhu poNNu. Adhaan ![]()
He: Ada che. Seri vaa. Polaam.
She: Enga poradhu indha traffic la?
He: Konja dhooram dhaan traffic. Appadiye Sarjapur road poi, then outer ring road. Appuram adhukku parallel aa Belandur lake appadinu onnu irukku. Andha road la straight aa ponaa Wind Tunnel Road varum.
She: Enakku thalai sutharadhu
He: Kavalai padadhe, vaNdi naan dhaane oattaren. Appadiye unnai Airport road la unga aathu kitta drop pannidaren
She: Hmmm.
He: Yenna yosikare? Mudi kalanjidume appadina?
She: Ayyo. Vaa polaam
He and She go on a long ride. He is a very safe 2 wheeler rider and the ride is pleasant, with He pulling She’s leg and she commenting on his driving etc. Finally they reach near She’s place
He: You know what? It was good fun
She: Yeah. jolly aa irundadhu.
He: Ok. Time for me to leave.
She: Poi serndha udane sms or call paNNu ok?
He: Yeah sure
She: ok bye.
He: Hey
She: Enna?
He: I was kidding when I was mentioning about the crush thing
She: Enakku theriyum
He: I meant I was kidding about Hema Sinha. Not about you
Saying this he leaves
She: !!!!!!
The serial ends. Yes this is a serial He and She are watching at a common friends place, while the common friend is in kitchen
She: Good one illa
He; Ennatha good one. Seriyaana sodha va irupaan pola irukku he
She: Huh?
He: Pinna enna? Mennu muzhungaraan. Oora suthi vaLaikaraan. Direct aa sollanum
She: Enna solla vare?
He: See. I like you. I will directly tell it to you, instead of this round about methods
She: Enga? You never told anything like that
He: Adhaan ippo sonnene
She: !!!!!
*In Cafe coffee day you get something starting with Devils. I rarely visit coffee shops and I don’t remember its name. If you know, tell me.
on 05 Jul 2007 at 1:59 pm # sangs
alongwith the inbuilt disclaimer that all characters and incidents are possibly fictional ??
Playing safe I guess !
on 05 Jul 2007 at 2:07 pm # krispy
A good one!
Guys, don’t u feel a link btw this and an entry in twitter
Prabhu, ithu reela reala?
on 05 Jul 2007 at 2:07 pm # F e r r a r i
Sangs,
Not possibly. They ARE fictional. And guess I have said many times about the same
on 05 Jul 2007 at 2:07 pm # F e r r a r i
krispy,
Which entry of Twitter?
on 05 Jul 2007 at 2:12 pm # krispy
Basavangudi - South End ————IRR - Madiwala :)))
on 05 Jul 2007 at 2:17 pm # F e r r a r i
Ok. This He She was written last week, but posted today
And this 201 bus route happened day before. You think I can predict future?
on 05 Jul 2007 at 2:26 pm # krispy
Nalla samalification
Sari sari Neenga nadathunga sir
on 05 Jul 2007 at 2:36 pm # Suyog
Excellent stuff! Though I hardly know Tamil, it was wonderful to read it. Truly great writing has no language barriers.
on 05 Jul 2007 at 2:39 pm # Arun
second He-She pair sounds interesting.. !!
more plz..
on 05 Jul 2007 at 2:46 pm # selvi
hahahhaahhaha… nalla he-she… prabhu… unghalukku oru she iruntha… neengha idea kku ungha friends kitta help ketkave vendam… ungha imagination mattum pothum…
on 05 Jul 2007 at 2:53 pm # KP
A good He-she after a long time
on 05 Jul 2007 at 2:54 pm # Gayathri
Enna da?? Romba anubhavichu ezhudra..
Kalakku.. Nice one..
And, by the way, I think it is Devil’s Own. Is it? I haven’t visited CCD much. More into Barista.
on 05 Jul 2007 at 3:17 pm # Janet
he-she kulla he-she a ?
good good ! sema form
on 05 Jul 2007 at 4:40 pm # anonymous
yeah its devils own
on 05 Jul 2007 at 5:15 pm # Aparna
//He: I was kidding when I was mentioning about the crush thing
She: Enakku theriyum
He: I meant I was kidding about Hema Sinha. Not about you//
Excellent Prabhu!
on 05 Jul 2007 at 5:41 pm # daneel olivaw
ah wow. story in a story is always nice. and yes, the first he-she was too cheesy, should have guessed it was a TV thing.
sir, your writing style has become more involved, and more complex. have you noticed that? this is really good. some comp-lit student would find nice material reading the series from beginning till now.
aana one small doubt, which channel in bangalore will show a serial in tamil set in bangalore?
hail boochandi!!
on 05 Jul 2007 at 6:14 pm # Aadhirai
Hi Prabhu
I’ve bin reading ur blogs for sometime..they r very gud..esp ur He-She’s (sanga ilakkiya thalaivan-thalaivi maadhiriyaa)..
u had posted a blog about ur visit to Kapaleeshwar temple n Mylapore..adhula ‘kovil’ =ko(arasan)+il(illam) nu sonnenga..wat i guess s n tis context ‘ko’ refers to arasarkellaam arasan-God..
lookin for more blog, bye!
on 05 Jul 2007 at 6:46 pm # Adiya
Ya its “Devil’s Own” ..
on 05 Jul 2007 at 7:01 pm # J
very practical and girls mind’a read panna nalla theriyuthu unghaluku. thats a skill you know
keep it up :p
on 05 Jul 2007 at 10:52 pm # sarat
Soober ba . .
used to get ur blogs thru a friend of mine . .enga office le unnoda site blocked pa!!
nice stuff . .keep it going!
on 06 Jul 2007 at 3:36 am # Dhivya
that was good one dude!!
on 06 Jul 2007 at 11:23 am # Deepak
Nice one
Esp the way He expressed his crush on She
And BTW who is this Hema?
on 06 Jul 2007 at 11:50 am # a_fan
Ha ha.. This is a good one.. Nalla vela, rendaavadhu he-she dialogue dreamla vandhudhunu sollaama mudicheengale
on 06 Jul 2007 at 11:58 am # daneel olivaw
@deepak,
hema is one vj on sun music. she talks with all the callers some inane stuff for a few moments, before asking what the caller wants to hear, and plays that song. usual stuff. what really takes the cake about her is her talent of separating the chaff from the grain, and concentrating on the former.
here is this story that did the rounds about hema sinha during my college days. excuse the mistakes in the language and spelling.
there is one call.
caller: hi
hema: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. eppadi irukeenga?
caller: nalla irukke.
by this time, you understand the caller is a little girl.
hema: unga peyar enna?
caller:
hema: unga veedale yaar yaar irukkange, ?
caller: amma, appa, anna, naai
hema: appadiya? naai-kku “hi” sollungaaaaa!!!!!
caller: amma, appaku?
hema: !!!
on 06 Jul 2007 at 12:01 pm # daneel olivaw
damn editor, took out the angular brackets, being unable to recognize it as some tag.
in the blank line, caller says her name. in the next line, our heroine addresses her by that name.
on 06 Jul 2007 at 12:02 pm # daneel olivaw
don’t know about the veracity of this story.
on 06 Jul 2007 at 12:26 pm # sami
prabhu, u r back on track
moving closer to that padal ondru post
continue the good show
on 06 Jul 2007 at 12:37 pm # ramya
nice one. esp. the twist in the end. i dont think any guy would tell this straight…:) anyways, good attempt. enjoyed reading this post, yet again!
on 06 Jul 2007 at 8:26 pm # rekhs
ok u r the (un)official script writer for the next blockbuster in kollywd;) kudos P-f:)
on 06 Jul 2007 at 9:42 pm # sreekrishnanv
Dude where are you !!
Prabhu - Compiling all your He She post together-sensibly - i could make the first half of a feel good movie like minnale or anything else …
And the Second half we could talk about what happens when one is transferred to Chennai … Esp He … and climax will be their marriage Onsite ! in Say CA ! LOL !
I guess if we could sell this off with 60 40 partnership - ofcourse 60 is yours !!
What say ?
on 06 Jul 2007 at 9:49 pm # sreekrishnanv
song 1 Hero Heroine intro - thani thaniya Charanam 1 will be Heroine with feminine tastes and stuff… and Charanam 2 Male stuff - what else looking out for a femal
Song2 hero - heroine meet - Swiss la laam vendam - will go for office atmosphere with Cabins BReak out area, cafetaria and Bus Stand !!
Song3 He SHe frnd ship - and avanga natpai enjoi panrathu - Say shot in and around bangalore hang outs .. - no lip sync stuff BG la song
Song 4 He SHe priyarthu - Cantonment station la - probably oru small Song (iru vizhi unathu style la)
Song 5 He meets She in Chennai after they miss each other - this is a dream song and not a reality style one !!
Song 6 - kalyanam at california - happy version of Song 4 !!
Second part before marriage - ponnu and payyan veetla prachana … piriyal all those stuff instrumental version of SOng 4 and Song 2 !!
First half la oru frnd who tries to cross HE and She line - probably a northindian Guy … unsuccessfull oru small scuffle - Fight venuma ?? yaenga vekka ?
ideas flowing !!
on 06 Jul 2007 at 9:53 pm # F e r r a r i
Sreekrishna,
Relax
on 06 Jul 2007 at 11:36 pm # Siva
Prabu.. pinraye…epdi epdi?
on 06 Jul 2007 at 11:37 pm # Siva
Prabhu… pinraye…. epdi? epdi?
on 07 Jul 2007 at 12:30 am # anonymous
ROFL! This is an awesome post! Yaar inspiration
on 07 Jul 2007 at 11:15 am # sreekrishnanv
LOL …. athuva varuthu !
on 12 Jul 2007 at 6:21 am # Harish
man…that was AWESOME.
Pinni edutta Boss. Ur He She posts rock.
Btw…who is the SHE
on 16 Jul 2007 at 12:20 pm # cheap online soma
Cool site. Thanks:-)
on 18 Jul 2007 at 10:56 am # Balaji
Your blog has a good word-of-mouth review :D.. it was fun anyways.. Autograph padam paatha maari irundhadhu
nice one dude