FAQ - What to do after buying a car?
Dear Nachu,
I am buying a new car. I am wondering how to answer people, when almost everyone keeps asking the same set of questions. Is there any FAQ or Ready-Reckoner you can come up with?
Krishnan Iyen.Car
Dear Krishnan,
Congrats on the new car. Even am buying one, and this is the list I have prepared. Customize and use it 
Hey Pudhu car aa?
Illai. Pona vaaram Tanjavur pakkathula thoandachu kedachadhu. Aaditha karikaalar use pannina car. Adhaan car karuppu color la irukku
Enna model?
Maruti Esteem VXi
Car pazhaya model la?
Naanum neeyum pazhaya model dhaane 
Car velai evlo?
XX lakhs
On road price aa?
Illai. On roof price. Ex-Showroom price therinju enna panna pore?
Full down payment aa?
Aaamam. Nethu dhaan unnoda account la irundhu ella paNathayum withdraw panninen. Thanks da/di
Unakku driving theriyuma?
Illai theriyaadhu. Ennoda bike pinnadi kayiru katti car izhuthundu poga poren
Car vaangiyachu. Aduthu enna? Kalyanama?
Car kkum kalyanathukkum enna sambandham? Naan enna jaanvasa car driver aa?
on 13 Jun 2007 at 2:14 pm # K.V.Muralidharan
Car vaangiyachu. Aduthu enna? Kalyanama?
Car kkum kalyanathukkum enna sambandham? Naan enna jaanvasa car driver aa?
This is class….
on 13 Jun 2007 at 4:09 pm # Durga
@above
Exactly!!
>Iyen.Car
ROTFL!
on 13 Jun 2007 at 5:40 pm # Sundaresan
man, u r at ur class….ROTFL
on 13 Jun 2007 at 6:42 pm # Prasanna
I remember this posting from some one
on 13 Jun 2007 at 6:43 pm # Prasanna
Forgot to give you the URL
on 13 Jun 2007 at 6:43 pm # Prasanna
Forgot to give you the URL http://dhoomketu.net.in/node/29
on 13 Jun 2007 at 8:34 pm # 1.618
Illai theriyaadhu. Ennoda bike pinnadi kayiru katti car izhuthundu poga poren
Good one…
on 13 Jun 2007 at 8:55 pm # ramize_27
just today my friend got a car.. and i pretty much asked the same questions as listed above.. except the driving theriyuma one.. hahahaha.. and yeah.. even i asked the marriage qn.. the logic to it is, it comes in that order normally illa.. first few major investments in life, then settle down..
on 13 Jun 2007 at 9:26 pm # mureli
onw more question…
petrola illa dieselaa odardha?
Car naalu tyre than odardhu…
Super questionnaire…
thanks to Nachu and Kichu…
on 13 Jun 2007 at 10:03 pm # daneel olivaw
cool NN faq. few years back one more question, ac-aa non-ac aa?
on 13 Jun 2007 at 11:44 pm # manju
ROTFL
on 14 Jun 2007 at 5:31 am # selvi
innum question irukku… car manual a illa auto va?
LOL… prabhu neengha car vanghinaudan yaarum ungha kitta entha kelviyum ketka maathangha… hahahhahahahaha…
on 14 Jun 2007 at 11:34 am # sundar narayanan
good one.
guess you havent seen the “loan enna interest rate ?” question that often.. that is the 2nd or 3rd question a desi gets asked by a fellow desi after buying a car in the US!
on 14 Jul 2007 at 2:03 am # Purni
Hey, was revisiting some of your earlier posts. This NN is classic. Love the last one so much. Jaanavasam. and also driving theriyuma.
Ha ha ha. Thanks for the laugh.
on 22 Jul 2007 at 10:14 pm # Anonymous
good one