Choosing the right place, at the right time
Dear Nachu Namasivayam,
I am meeting a prospective guy for wedding. The time is too short for me, since my parents are conservative. I have just one evening to spend with him. What should I look for?
- Angayar. Kanni, Bangalore
Dear Angayarkanni. Please do not worry. Am sure the guy will have a Car. Or even a bike. So he will take you out to some restaurant. In fact, indirectly hint to the guy that you should meet in a neutral place. Next look at the guys vehicle closely. See if he has kept it clean, and there are no crazy stickers to the size of parthasarathy kovil temple elephant naamam. Only idiots will stick stickers on their vehicles. Next, his choice of place should come under the scanner. In case he takes you to a coffee shop, he would be suffering from the teenage hangover. And would be the cool dood types. If the place is a 5 star hotel, then it means this guy goes only for external appearance. Which sensible person will pay so much for bland, substandard food? If he chooses local shiv sagar or shanthi sagar, then he is a fruit case. A good guy will choose a mid size restaurant, with decent ambience. Next, ask him casually about market. In case he looks stunned and blurts out things like ‘Market? You mean vegetable market?’ then it means his GK is very poor. But involuntarily if he says, ‘Yeah. Blood bath today. Sensex fell down by so and so points’, then it means he is aware of things happening. So with this template, you can find many things. Remaining, you should decide. All the best!
on 16 Mar 2007 at 9:09 pm # K.Shyam
Macchi;
Idhula onnum sondha anubavam illaye ?
K.Shyam
on 16 Mar 2007 at 9:51 pm # Ramya
Wogay, will keep this in mind !
P.S: Me not angayarkanni !
on 16 Mar 2007 at 10:25 pm # Sonata
Been laughing my heart out reading this.. superb!!!!!!!
on 17 Mar 2007 at 12:06 am # Gayathri
Prabhu,
Romba kalyanatha paththi yezhudhureenga?? Enna achu? Onga “He” vaazhkai la oru “she” oda entry aiduchu pola iruku!
on 17 Mar 2007 at 1:34 am # Anonymous
Haha…this is a good one! ROFL
on 17 Mar 2007 at 9:10 am # selvi
>>Only idiots will stick stickers on their vehicles
hahahhahahahaha…. so ungha skoda fabia clean a irukkum nnu sollunngha…
p.s enna prabhu coffee shop ippadi sollithinga
i always thought a long chat over coffee at Starbucks or Coffee bean would be nice
on 19 Mar 2007 at 10:26 am # Muthu
Pasanga romba paavum.
They need to be so careful in choosing other stuffs before choosing the gurl.
on 20 Mar 2007 at 1:27 am # priya
enakum gayathri ku vandha doubt dhaan :-p
on 20 Mar 2007 at 1:49 pm # Annamalai
Absolutely absurd post! Logic is flying out of the window.. U cant judge the entirety of the person in a few hours-that concept itself is flawed and assuming that to be correct and judging a person based on certain presumptions is totally ridiculous to say the least.. What you have described as a cool dood neednt necessarily be a cool dood,same applies for fruit case or even the cool case.. and therz nothing much RIGHT about this post! random imagination!!
on 20 Mar 2007 at 2:01 pm # F e r r a r i
Annamalai,
Relax. Cool down. This is supposed to be a ‘nakkal’ post. Guess you know what ‘Nakkal’ is?
on 20 Mar 2007 at 9:42 pm # Shadow
Heh. If he doesn’t know about stock markets his GK is poor eh ? Comedy. What next ? See if he knows about electronics and computers ?
body showroom pathu eda podadheenga. brain godown a paathum eda podadheenga. manasu(or maybe gunam) “local outlet” a paathu mattum eda podunga
P.S: yeah i know that was a lame try, so go away
on 07 May 2007 at 12:06 pm # Vijay
Sir, Neenga place choose panradhu pathi soneenga. Lets assume guy does not know many places. Avan Mr.Padippss maadiri oruthan. Veedu , office …anda maadiri oru paiyana fruit nu solla mudiyaadu. Velaila he may be a champ and he may have good knowledge on other aspects.
Just that the guy does not know many places, they cannot be categorised as fruit.
PS : COFFEE SHOP ELLAM IPPODAIYA GENERATION ROMBA USE PANRAANGA. NAMMA GENERATIONLA COFFEE SHOP ENGE IRUNDADU..ANGE ENNA KEDAIKUM KOODA ROMBA PERUKU TERIYAADU.
nAMMA GENERATION AALUNGA ANGE PORAVANGA ELLAM MOSTLY ARAATHUNGALA THAAN IRUPANUGA !!!