Dear NN,
I recently shifted to Bangalore. I am staying at company guest house. I need to find a house soon. I have heard there are lots of girl’s colleges in Bangalore. Should I find a house that’s closer to office, where there is a girl’s college as well?
-Short Sight, Chennai
Dear Short Sight,
Do not find a house near office. Even on weekends you will encounter your colleagues. Same faces again. And this is a cricket crazy country. On days of matches, your friends will come to your house to watch the match. Doesn’t make sense. Finally, do you like looking at girls? Ok. There is a girls college near your house. What will you do apart from ogling at them? You can find better girls on television 
According to swami sightananda, you benefit by sighting girls from your office/college etc, since there are chances of you interacting/talking to them! And finally, ensure there aren’t any cows or dogs near your house. Tomorrow, you might bring some girl home. And while walking, if there are any cows the girl might say ‘Ayyo amma’ and pull your hand. You might feel the pinch, and the shirt will get crumpled as well!
on 09 Mar 2007 at 9:05 am # selvi
ithukku than neengha eppo parthalum sun tv, sun music nnu parkaringhala… tv le sight adicha enna payan… avanghalukku unghale theriyaathey
on 09 Mar 2007 at 9:12 am # Prabhu
selvi,
Road la poravangala sight adicha mattum enna payan
on 09 Mar 2007 at 9:17 am # selvi
yosikka vendiya vishyam than… but avanghalum unghale parka or sight adikka chance irukku le…
on 09 Mar 2007 at 9:22 am # Prabhu
From when did NN become logical? Why ask such questions?
on 09 Mar 2007 at 9:23 am # selvi
oooooppppppsssss maranthuthen naan… sari inimel naan oru question kooda ketkala…
on 09 Mar 2007 at 10:14 am # nanyaar
lol..@ shirt will be crumpled!
on 09 Mar 2007 at 11:48 am # rags
enna edhu- selvi and prabhu chat romba intersting aa irukku- veedu theda poyittu- ponna puduchikittu vara porar prabhu. Naan nenachen avar ponnukku than college le seat theda porarnu.
rags
on 09 Mar 2007 at 11:51 am # Prabhu
nanyaar,
rags,
And idhu enna seat pudikaradhu?
Paarunga en nelamaiya. Selvi makes it a point to ask logical questions for NN, which defeats the purpose of NN
on 09 Mar 2007 at 2:03 pm # balaji
good one
on 09 Mar 2007 at 2:29 pm # Blogeswaran
NN,
Don’t you think finding a house in the same building / opposite to a good beauty parlour makes more sense?
Selvi,
Dhayavu seidhu unnoda tamlish improve pannu.
rags,
Prabhu’s age?
on 09 Mar 2007 at 2:46 pm # geetha
///‘Ayyo amma’ and pull your hand. You might feel the pinch, and the shirt will get crumpled as well!///
adheppadi avvalo nichayama solreenga
hmmm suspense ennachu!!!!!!!!! marandhuteengala
on 09 Mar 2007 at 2:57 pm # selvi
Blogeswaran,
ingey school le yaarum tamlish ellam solli koodukala… ippadi than enakku elutha theriyum…
on 09 Mar 2007 at 3:02 pm # Blogeswaran
Ingey = ? Did you mean the place you stay? (or) In my school?
on 09 Mar 2007 at 7:50 pm # selvi
Blogeswaran,
ingey = here (the place where I stay)…. so it means the schools here dont teach tamlish.
on 10 Mar 2007 at 12:08 am # priya
//girl might say ‘Ayyo amma’ and pull your hand. You might feel the pinch, and the shirt will get crumpled as well!//
//From when did NN become logical? Why ask such questions?//
Now I accept the first statement that I’ve highlighted :-p
on 12 Mar 2007 at 9:18 am # Akkash
Dont find a house near beauty aprlour…
The girl need an appriciation while comming out but at the same time … she knows she is looking more beautifull than normal and had more chance of rejection.
Any way you can give a try
on 13 Mar 2007 at 2:19 pm # Bindu
kadasee rendu lines enakku sathiyamaa puriyala!! girl ayyo ammanu kathuradhukkum unga shirt crumpled aagiradhukkum enna connection? neenga cow kooda sandaya poda poreenga?
on 14 Mar 2007 at 1:26 pm # Yuva
Well.. having had experience of moving from chennai to bangalore — I would say, if you can find house/flat which is reasonable priced and relative close to work (since you dont want to spend daily 2hr each way in traffic) then you a got good deal. go will that and rest will follow without that much of difficulties…;-p
on 15 Mar 2007 at 10:59 am # Ravi
Dear Nachu Namas…,
Romba naala en mandaikulla kodanja vishyam, neenga than theerthu vaikanum.
sinna vayasula cinema theatre’ku pona, before the movie starts, the screen cover will moveup
with decorative light, that time they play one music.
I know different theatres play different things, but, that one is most heard…
epadiyachum, intha internet kadal’la atha kandupidichu kodunga…
PS 1: enna venna nakkal pathil sollunga parava illa, kadaisila link mattum kodakalainna… thorathi vandhu sathipudvenga!
PS 2: is there any other page, where question to NN can be posted… i couldnt find one, so posted as comment here…
Thanks,
-Ra