Dear NN,
I have always been fascinated by this pub culture in Bangalore. I am very scared to enter there, since I hardly listen to English songs. What if I look like the odd man out? And I see so many young girls there. Please tell me the trick, .
-Rocky, Sanjay Nagar, Bangalore
Dear Rocky,
Hey not everyone who visits a pub is an expert in English songs. First, grow long hair. And start saying ‘Yo’ for anything and everything. Once you are inside the pub, just stay silent till the next song starts. The moment the next song starts playing, say woooo and clap along with the crowd. And start shaking your head. For the first 2 minutes, shake your head in vertical motion. You can mumble in low voice ‘ABCD ungappan dhaadi vandhaa vaadi varaati poadi’ based on the tune of the song. No one cares. And for the remaining two minutes, shake your head from left to right. And remember, in some songs there will be just music. In those conditions, you can pretend like you are playing the guitar. Then, shake your head as if someone mentioned to you, that you can’t visit the restroom for the next 6 hours. Bite your teeth, and shake the head mimicking the situation 
That’s all. Visiting a pub is easy.
Hi,
Mukiyama therinjiikka vendiya vishayam than
Hehehe..Nice post though
OMG LOL
:D
ROTFL
hmmm…. experience speaks…
appa ellarum apdithaanaaa!!!!!!!!!
haha!!
idhellam romba too mucha theriyala…In a show in vijay tv… nana neeya.. night life in chennai.. venuma vendama was the argument last week…was a gud session… there were people to blindly support the pub culture
Naatuku romba avasiyamaana oru vishayam :-p
common…!!!
Romba mukyam!
mmmmmmm…. good info. will keep that in mind when i visit a pub in bangalore
Will all the above guys stop talking in some nonsense language and repond in English if at all you want to.
Will all the above guys stop talking in some nonsense language and respond in English if at all you want to.
Magane Mageshu…. namma Tamil nattu pakkam vanthudatha… namma jananga aruvada panniduvanunga {incaseudontunderstand…
dear son mageshu…our tamilnadu side dont come… they cut ur wee-wee}
Bull Shit !!
That is the biggest load of bullshit..!!
Nothing like that happens at pubs in Bangalore. People just go there, have drinks, talk n listen to music.
If you are trying to be funny, Please stop. Because you are not.
ஏபிசிடி.. உங்கப்பன் தாடி….!!!!!! wowwww! simply u’ve smocked down out pub music taste!!! I OWE 2 u!! Especially the starter suggestion ie., moving head vertically (not horiz.) it makes.. really sense!
Pubs will be crowded like anything in next days! U’d be blamed 4 that!!
I’m a little late finding this article, but I loved it. ray ban wayfarer
ha ha….I love this discussion…
Super Mamu!
Your article is so good.