Dear NN,

I am getting married next month in chennai. I heard there is L’oreal centre in T.Nagar for men. Is it good? And is it better to get a facial massage etc, a week before the reception? Or 2 to 3 days before the reception? What do you suggest?
-Periya Karuppan, choolaimedu

Dear Periya Karuppan,
Before getting into the massage stuff kindly look at the wedding album of any of your friends, who got married recently. You would be surprised to see that the face of the people is very white/pale and looks bleached(In the literal sense). People who come to attend your wedding, wont even remember what hairstyle (?) you had, or if you have had a facial etc. If you take bath twice a day, you won’t need these extreme steps. And remember, you are getting married in chennai. In case you get married after February, irrespective of what facial you apply it will melt. Photographs remain for ever, but memory doesn’t. To save the embarassing question of ‘Is this you?’ when someone looks at your wedding album, visit your local Gilma saloon, get a decent hair cut and clean shave. That should do.

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