September 2006


Philosophy and Life and Personal and BlogF e r r a r i on 29 Sep 2006 03:51 pm

I have resisted so far, when people landed in my blog using wierd search strings like Ferrari matter, tiruvanmiyur driving school, find girl in koramangala, bhooma devi costume, RMKV(!!!!!!) and many more. But then, there is a limit. Check this link.

Go ahead, here is your friday dose of laughter at my expense :(

LyricsF e r r a r i on 28 Sep 2006 06:44 pm

Bangalore nagaram uNNum neram
veyilum uyarndadhu dhoosi padarndadhe
thennai iRangiye kaatrum tharayil nadandadhe
naangu mara thagadugalukkuLle naanum kaNipoRiyum
thanimai thanimayoa
thanimai thanimayoa kodumai kodumayo

(Bangalore)

sodhexo pass koduthu ennudan lunch uNNa nee illai
manadhil ezhum kuzhappam thannai theerka nee inge illai
naan inge neeyum ange indha thanimayil nimishangaL varusham aanadhe
user id ingae password ange indha uvamaikkum iruvarum viLakkam aanadhu yaeno*

(Bangalore)
outlook il nooRu muRai undhan peyarai type seyyum endhan keyboard
ezhudhiyadhu monitor il eRumbu moikka un peyarum aanadhil enna thaena
jill endru AC irundhum indha tharuNathil power cut pola thondruvadhu yaeno
vaa anbe neeyum vandhaal vending machine coffee kooda thaen pola maaRume
(Bangalore)

*Inspiration for this line, from this quick tale of ammani :D

GeneralF e r r a r i on 28 Sep 2006 12:13 pm

I think the Human rights organisation should change their name to ‘Support terrorist rights organisation’. Afzal guru, the person behind Dec 2001 parliament attacks is sentenced to death. And immediately a hue and cry by these people. I sincerely wish President doesnt pardon these people of the crime. And they should not delay these hanging procedure any further.

FutbolF e r r a r i on 28 Sep 2006 10:20 am

All the english clubs have won. Whats happening to Inter Milan? Second succesive defeat. And Barcelona drew at Werden Bremen?? And funny to see the media single out shevchenko. Till the beginning of the season, they were behind Drogba. Now that Drogba is scoring more goals, they run behind Shevchenko. Now what will happen if Shevchenko also starts firing? Frank lampard is always there to discuss about. Phew! These blue haters, I tell you, are going to bite the dust again :D

Formula 1F e r r a r i on 27 Sep 2006 05:19 pm

FIA Survey results are out.
Michael Schumacher is the favorite driver amongst fans, followed by his succesor Kimi :)

Read the full survey results. Its good!

Nachu NamasivayamF e r r a r i on 27 Sep 2006 03:40 pm

Dear NN,
My wife calls me kaNNa sometime. I somehow feel uncomfortable, when she calls me kaNNa. How do I tell her without offending her?
-Raw.Man, Mint Street, Chennai

Dear Raw.Man,
I think your wife is watching lots of Visu movies in KTV. BTW I hope your wifes name is not Radha. If she is not radha, try calling her Radha everytime she calls you kaNNa. Definitely any girl will go mad, if you call her by some other girls name. In case your wifes name is radha, call her as Rukmini or meera. Try it. It might work.

Dear NN,
Am not sure of you have observed this. Sometimes after the handshake, the opposite person doesnt leave the other persons hand. Its kind of odd, and embarassing when they extend holding my hand. How do I get my hand back?
-Shake.R

Dear Shake.R,
I sympathise with you, since have been through same situation many a times. You can try any of the following
1. Pretend you are receiving a call/sms. But there is a risk here. The other person might ask for your cellphone no, in case he/she doesnt know it already.
2. Try sneezing or atleast act. Natural instinct works. I dont think anyone will try to grab your hand, after you sneeze
3. Try scratching your earlobe. Well. Scratching anywhere might help. But scratching earlobe(ofcourse yours) is supposed to be the most decent scratching.

Nachu NamasivayamF e r r a r i on 26 Sep 2006 11:01 am

Dear NN,
I have observed this. Mostly in all saree shops there are guys only. I mean the guys behind the counter. They are very good in understanding the colors, and help me in the selection. Whereas my husband says he doesnt know beyond VIBGYOR. I always believed that men didnt know about colors, but after looking at the men in saree shops I have a doubt. Is my husband lying to escape from the saree selection questions?
-Silk sundari, T Nagar Chennai

Dear Sundari Silk err Silk Sundari,
The guys who are working in silk sarees undergo special training from watchful eyes of many a veterans. After all this is their bread and butter. And this is not an easily acquirable skill. And if all men understand colors like women folk do, then worlds problems double. For instance if you catch your husband drooling at a woman, he might retort saying ‘Oh. That girl is wearing a peacock neck color saree, with vijayakanth black blouse. The combination was not at all good’. Or if you gift him a shirt, he might nitpick many a things. And if he shows interest in the colors, who will take care of the baby when you are shopping? Or who will hold the other shopping bags, and read every single pamphlet given by the saree company? So it is better if men have a limitation in deciphering colors!

Dear NN,

My husband is acting strangely, off late. He is not talking to me much and is very formal. Infact I even sent a sms* to Sun Music(The SMS that appears below the songs) saying ‘I love my husband’. I really love him a lot. What should I do, to make him talk to me normally as before? Should I dedicate* a song?
-Madam.Sam.B.Rani

Dear Madam.Sam.B.Rani,
Your husband must be upset with you because of the sms you sent to sun music. Next day in his office all his colleagues might have said ‘Your name came in sun music. chee chee. shame shame puppy shame’. This would have irritated him, and that explains his strange behaviour. And at this juncture, if you dedicate a song he might even consider living separately. Infact he might be having nightmares that you might start calling him as Ananda Kannan**. Remember, there is nothing called as dedicating a song. Buy a CD or DVD which contains the list of his favorite songs, than this dedicating funda.

For those blessed souls who dont get sun music.
*In Sun Music, they have this sms section. Right at the bottom of the screen, they display this sms. Anyone can send sms. Some of the sms I have observed are ‘Hai to all ajith fans’, ‘priya chellam I love you da’,'Stalin superhit in telugu’,'Hai sun music lovers’,'I love my husband sukumaran’ etc.
**And almost 85 % of the songs played in sun music are dedicated to someone or other. In that way some people celebrate mothers day by dedicating songs like ‘Nethu rathiri Yamma’ etc. And almost every caller will dedicate the song to one of the VJ’s. And going by what the callers say, there is this guy called Ananda Kannan who is very popular. He is Ramarajan rehashed. He will wear orange trousers, brown shirt and his hair color is also brown. I sometimes wonder if people really call sun music, or they have employed 20 to 25 callers to call daily and dedicate.

Pilim and FutbolF e r r a r i on 26 Sep 2006 10:53 am

Talks are going on, so that John Terry, Frank Lampard and Jose Mourinho star in a bollywood movie :O What???? Movie name is jhoom :-?

I am not kidding. I was reading an article on Chelsea, and was amazed to find these lines
Meanwhile Terry and Lampard are being lined up to appear in a Bollywood blockbuster. Titled Jhoom, the film stars Abhishek Bachchan as a devoted Chelsea fan. Some of the film will be shot in London and producers are in talks to give the players and Mourinho walk-on parts.

Whats happening?

Observations and BlogF e r r a r i on 24 Sep 2006 02:09 pm

There is this site desicritics. There is a post on ‘South Indian Comedy’. Well. I didnt agree with the post, in which the author says south indian comedy is worse nowadays or whatever. Left a comment ‘I just have a question. Have you watched karagaatakaran or giri?’. Tell me. Is this a personal attack? Is this an abusive comment?
Even the author didnt feel so. She responded in some other comment for my question. But my comment has been deleted!! Damn! They delete a comment just because I disagreed? I have left another comment. Lets see if it stays.

Why the hell do you call yourselves critics, if you cannot stand disagreement? Very very cheap behaviour! Change your name to spineless critics or something else.

And it has happened to Ravages (with a dingchaks template)too

PilimF e r r a r i on 24 Sep 2006 10:00 am

Simran, Jothika, Trisha, Sonia Agarwal. All their voices sound the same in tamil movies. Same dubbing artiste. Why is that? Cant the director/producer whoever, find some more girls to speak for the heroines?

PilimF e r r a r i on 22 Sep 2006 10:25 am

Now that Surya and Jothika are married, let us find the perfect pairs in TFM. Ofcourse the reel one and not the real one.

1. MGR-Saroja Devi: Hey mister. Hello miss. The seshtais match
2. Sivaji-Padmini: The perfect example of over action. They competed very well in overacting. I still cant control my laughter when Padmini overacts and enacts ‘nalam dhaana’ and Sivaji with his nadaswaram and 1 kg makeup. Kadavule!
3. Rajni-Madhavi: I cant think of anyone else for Rajni. ‘Love lamp lit in his heart’
4. Kamal-Gowthami: I know. I didnt mention sridevi since I somehow feel Gowthami and Kamal on screen chemistry, is better than that of Kamal-Sridevi.
5. Karthik-Revathy: IMO Karthik’s cameo in Mouna Ragam was very popular, because he was cast opposite revathy
6. Mohan-Radha: They were good in ’slowly opened the door’ and many other movies
7. Vijayakanth-Radhika: :D
8. Prabhu-Khushboo: Size does matter
9. Gemini Ganesan-Vaijayanthimala: If in doubt watch Honey Moon or V.Fort.Youngster
10. Vijay-Shalini: Kaadhaluku Mariyadhai.
11. Ajith-Sadha: He he. No comments :P
12. Madhavan-Simran: Kissed in cheek, paarthale padumosam
13. Sidharth-Trisha: Good in Ayutha Ezhuthu and that telugu movie
14. Coconut Srinivasan-Manorama: Both of them equally funny
15. SJ Suryah- Devayani: Indha aaLu heyy appadinu katha, andha amma waeee appadinu azha. Nalla porutham
16. Vineeth-Abbas: They were too good in kadhal desam. Sad that they werent paired in any other movies

Thats it, am stopping here. Otherwise the list will go on and on, and I would need to include Typist Gopu, Delhi Ganesh etc in the list :P

Philosophy and ObservationsF e r r a r i on 20 Sep 2006 06:22 pm

What did Devdas drink?

Beer? No. Only a fool will drink Beer when he is sad. Beer is a fun drink to be had while watching sports.

Whiskey? Whiskey drinkers are supposed to be refined drinkers. They don’t brood over lost love. They know there are bigger things in life than lost love

Rum? Naah. Rum is a horse drink. Does a horse crib, when it is ditched by its ex or whatever? No!

Vodka? Vodka is a cocktail drink. Its consumed neat in extreme cold conditions. Otherwise with some sweetener or fuzzy drink. And it’s a fun drink had by ‘Oops-in-my-house-they-don’t- know- I- drink’ parties. Devdas wasn’t afraid of that. So that’s also ruled out

Brandy? Brandy is a medicine to be had, when people have cold or cough. Not a medicine for this lover boys. And devdas didn’t take any medicine. Did he? So brandy ruled out!

Gin? It’s a girls drink. If Devdas had gin, well, will he be looking out for a girl or guy;) ? So gin ruled out as well.

Wine? Does anyone gulp wine or drink from bottle? Wine ruled out!

That leaves us with less frequently had drinks like tequila or some liquers like kahlua etc, or tough-to-obtain-in-india drinks like cognac. So the possibility of devdas having these types of drinks is also remote.

My guess is Devdas had coffee or tea decoction without any sugar. Or for that matter, sambhar from any bangalore sagar hotels! It would have tasted miserable like his life, and as they say rest is history!

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