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While clearing the spam mails, I found a spam mail with an interesting subject line ‘Scratch your balls tool’. The what??? And there was a link too, where they mention ‘For times when you are alone, this superb invention, shaped and styled to a female hand, can precisely reach all nooks and crannies and allow you to scratch away ’til your balls are content.’
God! I fell off my chair laughing!