Machi Flash:
Angry men create noisy scenes in front of RmKV. Our readers might be aware of the fact, that RmKV has come up with a new reversible sari, which can be worn in four ways and which looks different whichever way it’s worn. After that 56000 color silk sari, this is the latest innovation in saris. Angry men said that, RmKv has once again insulted the menfolk by not introducing anything for them, and had also copied their unique design. When asked Mr. Mayandi, president of LAI(Lungi Association of India, torn chapter) said ‘RmKV’ is time and again venturing into our private space. First, they copied the unique Lungi design and came up with the 56000 color saree. Now they are reusing the concept of reversibility from Lungis. And in return no credit has been given.
RmKv immediately diffused the tension, by announcing their decision of starting a new wing called ’kaileeChee’. Initially the name chosen was ‘lungiChee’ but then since Lungi is not a pure tamil name, they replaced Lungi with Kailee. It seems ‘kaileeChee’ will produce superman kailee’s that come with an inbuilt underwear, since there is a technical flaw in the basic design of kailee, to accommodate superman type underwear’s. And in a marketing masterstroke Bret Lee has been roped into model for this kailee. Very soon, chennai billboards will see Bret Lee in kailee.
In a separate development, all political parties in TamilNadu welcomed the decision of RmkV. In a separate letter, PMK president Dr Ramdoss hailed that all textile companies in TamilNadu should be in tune with core values of Tamil. He cited the example and mentioned that ‘Veshti’ is not a tamil word and it can never be a tamilian dress. Whereas Kailee is a hardcore tamil word. He said, he has requested the TN CM to announce a scheme of ‘free green belt’ to all those people, for whom kailee slips below the waist line. And he said PMK has come up with a special award for Mr Mayandi who has been fighting for this cause. Thamizhkudithaangi Dr Ramdoss said that the award will be known as ‘kailee-iduppula-thaangi’. He has requested Mayandi to rename LAI as KAI(Kailee Association of India).
Update: There will be a special Dappaankuthu program, commemorating launch of Superman Kailee
on 24 Aug 2006 at 5:53 pm # Girish
As usual..simply hilarious..
on 24 Aug 2006 at 6:00 pm # curses
“nalla velai LAI nu sonaaru”, nu nenachute irukkumbodhu andha last line a padichen
on 24 Aug 2006 at 6:03 pm # Karthik
Trisha is elected as the head for Dhavani Association of South India. After wearing the same dhavani in both the telugu and tamil versions of Unakkum Enakkum, she is doing a bilingual called ‘Something Something Dhavanikkum Enakkum’.
Global Dhavani Federation(read us
is awarding her the ‘Pachai Dhavani’ award for her continuing services to the film industry and textile industry 
on 24 Aug 2006 at 6:49 pm # Jacky
Inbuilt silk underwear?
Vibarithamana karpanai! May be you haven’t watched Rasukutti or just forgot one important dialogue
on 24 Aug 2006 at 8:43 pm # Gayathri
Hilarious!
But hey, lungis are reversible? I never knew that.
on 24 Aug 2006 at 9:03 pm # Bindu
hey, nejamaave oru technical flaw in design.. superman’s underwear is supposedly worn as ‘over’ wear.
Appadi paatha, Bret lee should wear the ’silk jatti’ over the lungi.. superaaa irukkum
on 24 Aug 2006 at 11:01 pm # Anonymous
thu ethu oru post ethuku comment vera…shali oda thuparen
on 24 Aug 2006 at 11:01 pm # Prasanna
Thamizhkudithaangi Ladu Labakkudoss Vaazhgha
on 25 Aug 2006 at 1:46 am # Adiya
awesome thalai va.
grt8 hillarious
on 25 Aug 2006 at 7:59 am # visithra
hhehehe funny
on 25 Aug 2006 at 9:27 am # Ravi
as usual soooper appu
on 25 Aug 2006 at 11:54 am # Kanagaraj
Good one! superb imagination….
Veshti one was superb….just to ridicule one community these guyz (maruthuvar goiya Rama dasu) go to any extent….
BTW, underwear is also not acceptable….our tradition is langota….again language issue….so we have to settle by naming the new product (sarakku) as kaileekul kominam…(reminds me of poovukkul boogambam!)
Also film fratenity is supporting this effort by acting in ads….as usual Amitabh Bachan…yes correct the Haagmola Sir maan… to our Surya biscoth payyan….all are endorsing.
Saravana stores is planning to come up with a cheaper version so that everyone can enjoy this ‘traditional’ wear of South India since the current Sangu mark Kaileekul Kominam is way too costly for the common man. (don’t ask me who is a common man, ask CPM)
Beware! Lungi snatchers…..
PTI reports, after Saravana Stores introduced their KKs, the rush has doubled and is learnt lots of people coming in lungis are losing their lungis along with their langota in the mad rush in Saravana stores in T.Nagar.
Illavasa thittam, mudhalvar arrivippu
TN CM Kalaignar, during the free hour of the assembly, has mentioned in the assembly that all the poor people will be give (K)ARUNAkayaru to wear the fashionable kaileekul kominam, ofcourse he told this with his usual yellow shawl intact….
Keep the kailees and kominams flying high….
on 27 Aug 2006 at 8:41 pm # Ravikumar
You think this humour?…duh! Coupla dim-wits praising this…tragedy!
on 06 Dec 2007 at 4:30 am # Keralakaran
That trend of wearing green/black belt with yellow pockets was started in Kerala by the Malayali muslims (thulukan), then became popular in Tamil Nadu.
Kailee and green belt is Kerala/TN trend… I have 3! LOLLL