If you see the current scenario, there are bigger and important things happening in the world. Triseries confusion in srilanka, Bipasha Basu’s harrasement, John Wrights book, Jothika’s career after her wedding etc are a few samples. At the same time if you ask a common man, the problem he faces might be completely different and it doesn’t align with the bigger picture at least directly. That that man (woman) that that problem. If you very much observe, the he she series was very much out of context to the current world problems, very much like this video(Lowfi Scene,Hifi Scene ). Err, the first 20 seconds in both the videos are the same. Same beneadryl in new bottle It was like telling all of a sudden ‘A tonsured grandpa fell into a lake’.

To further elaborate; let’s say a girl is having an affair with her sister’s husband. Now she is desperate to get out of this mess. In this state of mind, she wouldnt be in a position to understand important messages of rahul dravid like ‘We dont live in a perfect world’, or worry if Bipasha will get justice. So, it is here, my dear gentle women and gentlemen I surface. Am starting off with a new series, where in I will solve problems of one and all. If these issues are taken care of by me, people can start focusing on bigger problems.

Am sure you would have read about ‘Agony Aunt’. Similar to that, am coming up with a new series called ‘Nachu Namasivayam’. Thanks to my visible friend, who wishes to remain invisible, for this idea :) Here, in this column, I will pick up some questions from various media and post my answer to it. Sometimes I will twist the questions, so that it is in tune with my answer. Ok. Here we go!

Question 1:
Reader:
Dear Nachu Namasivayam(NN),
I am an unmarried girl. I am feeling guilty about having an affair with my sisters husband. Please guide me!
-Rosemary Lele, Bhosri, Pune, Maharashtra

NN:
Dear Reader,
I am not very clear with your question. Guide as in? Anyways it doesnt matter what you ask. My answer is simple. I am not sure if you are aware of a famous movie director called Karan Johar. He is looking for a new movie plot, after his ‘Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna’. You can contact him with your life story. He might make a movie ‘Kabhi Jiju Na Kehna’ out of this, or better a teleserial with help of Ekta Kapoor or Radan TV. In this way you will become popular. Once you become popular, polygamy is accepted and cheered by Indian media. Your sister will also forgive and accept you. See how Udit Narayan is leading a happy family.

Question 2:
Reader:
Dear NN, one of my friend has gone abroad. She is not responding that much to my mails off late. I am feeling bad :(
-Subhramanya rombakadiyappa, Gundlupet, Karnataka

NN:
Dear Reader. Next time you have a masala dosai take a photograph of the same. And send it to your friend on a weekday at 4 PM their time(4 is the time when most people very hungry). There are very few indians, that too living abroad, who dont like Masala Dosai. For better effect, send the mail on a tuesday or wednesday.

P.S. Please watch both the videos. Please please!
P.P.S A million thanks to all my friends, who gave me valuable feedbacks on the video.