He chatting with She. This He and She are friends
He: Hey you know what? There is a very cute girl in my office
She: veLLakaariya?
He: Err. Indha ooru. Blonde hari and blue eyes. Wow
She: Blonde hari aa? Ada paavi
He: cha! Typo. I meant blonde hair.
She: ada raama! Appo un Bangalore crush?
He: At a time oru crush dhaan vachikanumnu edavadhu rule irukka enna? Whats the point of a crush, when you cant see her
She: Seri. Porum thathuvam ellam. Pesiniya ava kooda?
He: Illai. En department la dhaan irukkaa. She is on leave now. Vandha udane pesuven eppadiyum
She: Paathu da. Edakku madakka edavadhu panni unnai jail la poattuda poraanga
He: Jail aa? He he. Indha oor jail la veg food kedaikkuma theriyaliye?
She: Kashtam!!!
After a week
She: Enna sir. Konja naaLa unga crush pathi peche kaanom. Pesiniya
He: ya. Enna irundhaalum namma oor ponnunga madhiri varaadhu
She: Thittitaala?
He: chee chee. Yaen ippadi kaekkare?
She: Sour grapes aa irukkum nu nenachen
He: Adhellam onnum illai. She is on the family way anyways
She: adapaavi. Vekkama illai
He: Hello. How will I know that she is expecting? And I never knew she had a partner. Cha. Indha oru ponnunga kalyanam aanavangala, partner kooda irukaangala idhellam onnume puriya maatengudhu
She:ada ada ada. Enna oru research. Romba mukkiyam naatuku. By the way how do you know she is expecting? Nee kaettiya?
He: Aaamam. Ava kitta poi, ‘Hi. I want you to be my crush. Are you pregnant?’ appadinu kaetten. She was mentioning it over coffee.
She: LOL!!!
He: Siri siri. Anga mattum enna vaazhudhaam. Surya kku kalyanam theriyum la?
She:po da. Aana oNNu. Surya – jothika kalyanathula avangaLa vida thamizh naatu pasangaLukku dhaan romba sandosham nnu nenaikkaren
He: 
Ok. This is He She no 50. And the final one in this series. I take this opportunity to thank my good friends who gave me themes and also helped in giving me a honest feedback of the draft versions. If not for their suggestions/ideas I doubt if I could have written this much. Will try to come up with a new series sometime later.
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