He picks up She from her office.
He: Climate superb aa irukku la. ECR la long ride poalaama?
She: Illaida. Amma kitta office la irundhu keLambaren solliten. ’
He: Inga paaru. Naan unnai beach kku koopadalaia, park kku koopadalai, mahabalipurathukku koopadalai. Long ride kku dhaan koopten
She: Ayyo! Evlo vaati idhe alaipayuthey dialogue solluve. Amma kku naama meet panradhe theriyaadhu. Long ride ellam sonna adi dhaan. Seri adha vidu. I sent you a mail sometime back. Paathiya adha?
He: Which one?
She: Orkut one!
He: LOL!!! Oh god. Too much!!
(She had received yet another mail from some unknown guy asking her ‘Lets be friends?’)
He: idhukku dhaan sonnen, profile la single kku badhil commited poattudu appadinu. Konjamavadhu indha thollai korayum
She: veLayaadadhe. Many of my cousins are in orkut. Naan profile change pannina avlo dhaan. Everyone will call up home and ask, whats happening. Amma has told me not to tell anyone yet.
He: paradesi. Enga irundhu dhaan ippadi vaaranungaLo
She: ayyo da. Sir mattum romba yogyam. Neeyum en company la work panache, tharcheyala we met at cafeteria though common friend. Appuram konjam konjama ennai mayakkite
He: Aaama, ivanga periya raajakumari. Naanga vasiyam pannitoam!
(She hits He. By this time, He takes a turn towards the left. Some construction going on at some building, and the road is filled with sand. The bike skids and they fall down*)
He: skid aaiduthu. Unakku adi edhuvum padalaiye?
She: amma. Nalla velai maNNula vizhundhutten. Light scratches dhaan. Ayyo. Un kai la ivlo raththam.
He: Hey minor scratch dhaan. Bike la dhaan indicator gaali
She: Bike pona pogattum. Enga kai kaatu. Doctor kitta poalaam vaa.
He: Illai ma. Yerkanave late aaiduthu. Nee auto la aathuku poidu. I will goto nearby doctor and then go home.
She: illai naanum varen
He: adam pidikaadhe. Naan kandippa doctor kitta poven. Nee ippo po. Late aaradhu.
(Reluctantly she leaves)
He going to doctor (with repeated sms from she) , calling she, going home, (Questions from she if he took medicines, goto sleep now, don’t stay awake) etc is very common. So lets assume all this happened and skip it.
Next day. At around 11 AM, She’s mom(SMOM) calls He’s mom(HMOM)
SMom: Maami sowkyama?
HMom: nanna irukken. Neenga eppadi irukkeL? She eppadi irukkaa?
SMom: nanna irukka. Nethu dhaan office la irundhu varache, keezha vizhundhutaaLam. Enge paathalum Road la maN kotti vachi irukaan. Slip aaiduthu sonna.
Hmom: ivaLuma??
Smom: enna maami solreL?
Hmom: Illai. Ivanum(That is he) nethu bike la skid aagi vizhundhutaan. Kai ellam kattu poattundu irukaan. oru veLai reNdu perum senrdhu engayo pogache vizhundhutaaLo?
SMom: adada. Enakkum appadi dhaan padradhu. maapLai kku romba adi padaliye?
Hmom: Illai illai. romba illai. ivanum ivan appa madhiriye dhaan irukaan. Avar kooda andha kaalathula ippadi dhaan. En college bus stop kku edavadhu reason solli vandhuduvaar. Inga egmore la oruthara paaka vandhen, higgin bothams vandhen, egmore la perimma drop panna vandhen. Ippadi edavadhu solli adikkadi meet panna varuvaar. Enga appa romba strict. Kalyanathukku munnadi pesaradhu ellam vida maata
Smom: Oh. Seri maami. Naan innoru naaL phone panren. Cooker satham podradhu. Sorgam aarambikaradhukku munnadi ellathayum mudichidanum
HMom: Seri
Evening 7 PM
Hmom: kai eppadi irukku ippo?
He: parava illai ma
Hmom: She amma inniku phone pannina
He: Oh!!
HMom: She engayo nethu vizhundhutaaLame. Kai la konjam scratches aam. Unakku theriyumo?? Nee kadasiya avaLa, marriage fix panache dhaane paarthe. Poi paathutu vaayen
He: !!!!!!!!!!
* - If you are a hardcore fan of bala, KB or some tragedy directors you can kill he and she then and there 
on 08 Aug 2006 at 5:21 pm # Nandu
Nice to see a He-She post which is a bit different
Hats off to ur imagination Ferrari. 
on 08 Aug 2006 at 6:05 pm # X-(
:-)……
on 08 Aug 2006 at 6:16 pm # AM Aravind
gud one!! LOL
Loved the ending!!
on 08 Aug 2006 at 6:18 pm # AM Aravind
and super title too
on 08 Aug 2006 at 6:46 pm # peerless
Nice relief story enjoyed it..I have initiated a discussion on this story in my friends circle too
on 08 Aug 2006 at 7:01 pm # Ram
ஒரே அட்வென்சர் குடும்பம் போலிருக்கு - அப்பா கூட ஸ்கூட்டர் கடலை தானா - கற்பனை ரொம்ப அபாரம் - நடக்கட்டும்
on 08 Aug 2006 at 7:04 pm # Karthik
Many of my cousins are in orkut. Naan profile change pannina avlo dhaan - Romba yosichi/anubavichi ezhudi irukkinga Prabhu
And I am seeing lot of scope for SMOM and HMOM in future
on 08 Aug 2006 at 8:07 pm # Ganesh
This one was way 2 cool, besh besh thodarattum ivaloda adventure
on 08 Aug 2006 at 8:11 pm # s
sooper…aiyo He-She konnudaatheengo plsss!!
nidhanama yosichu one month kku one podunga podhum.
on 08 Aug 2006 at 8:29 pm # sk
SUPERRR!!!! :–))
on 08 Aug 2006 at 10:07 pm # Gayathri
Have been a silent reader and admirer of He-She posts for quite some time now. Good work.
on 08 Aug 2006 at 10:27 pm # Ramya
Great as usual !
on 08 Aug 2006 at 11:07 pm # rubic_cube
After a relatively grumpy day @ work and trying to finish thing (in vain!) … this was such a welcome refresher! nalla ezhuthirukke… SMom and HMom rendu paerum konjam forward-looking thaan… btw, He-kum She-kum kalyaanam eppo? Kalyaanam enga aaga porthu? Chatram aa illa Register Marriage aa? Would love to see all this happening… and one more thing … adoption theme la oru He-She please. KannathilMuthamitaal vendaam… un views ae He-She moolama conveyings please…
on 08 Aug 2006 at 11:09 pm # rubic_cube
btw - orkut aa matrim profile checklist la include pannalaamo?
on 08 Aug 2006 at 11:19 pm # Bindu
he he!! nalla ending idhu.. aanaa HMOM and SmoM pesuradhu thaan namba mudiyila. usualaa rendu perum nallaa bekkaaa irupaa.. easy emathalaaam.
on 08 Aug 2006 at 11:20 pm # Bindu
seri, adi romba balamo? ippo rendu perukkum eppadi irukku?
on 09 Aug 2006 at 1:26 am # arvi
sooper da ambi
on 09 Aug 2006 at 5:22 am # Bala.G
Nannaa irundhuchu….
on 09 Aug 2006 at 5:44 am # selvi
//Questions from she if he took medicines, goto sleep now, don’t stay awake) etc is very common. So lets assume all this happened and skip it.//
Rombe anubavama? Pasama She ketkarangha… ivlo sarva satharanama solringha… konjam kooda sari illa..
Inimel Prabhu kku adi pathaka… ellarum how are you now nnu ketkathingha… Prabhu kku pidikaathu…
on 09 Aug 2006 at 6:17 am # Kumari
Awesome
on 09 Aug 2006 at 8:46 am # Lavanya
nice take on orkut. plus loved the HMOM and SMOM characters. I, for one, would love to see the moms show up more in the future. Your observations, as always, are pretty accurate.
on 09 Aug 2006 at 9:51 am # netcraze
he & she ya kolla venam…muthala ungala kollanum
that was classic
on 09 Aug 2006 at 1:37 pm # visithra
hehehe good one - seri unnaku sorgam endha timele ehpadi terium??
on 09 Aug 2006 at 1:41 pm # Shuba
Good one.. Hmm.. enakkum HMOM and SMOM dhaan supernnu thonudhu.. HE SHE kolladheenga pls.. paavam …
Orkut take was awesome.. aaamam unga she idha ellam pathi enna solraanga?
on 09 Aug 2006 at 1:56 pm # priya
hmom and smom ippdi irundhaanga naa prachanai ye illai
Funny one!!!
on 09 Aug 2006 at 2:25 pm # Kalki
I happened to start reading ur blog recently ,and I couldnt stop reading “He-She ” I started at no.1 and didnt take my eyes of untill i completed all 48.Good work .I have become a fan of your “He-She “episodes.
Keep writing.
on 09 Aug 2006 at 2:56 pm # Krishnan
Kalakita Machi!
Reminded me of the time weuse to spend before marriage.
on 09 Aug 2006 at 4:52 pm # WA
I have been a silent reader for a long time, rombha nannaa ezhudhurel. Epdi ipdi ellam?
on 09 Aug 2006 at 5:41 pm # Girish
Hi Prabhu
As been following ur blog for a long time. Started of with ur He-She series. Its been excellent all the way.
Being a Rahman fan, ur review of JOK was excellent. Also thnx for the lyrics of the ‘New York’.
Keep writing..
on 09 Aug 2006 at 5:44 pm # Aparna
This is one of the best He-She u hav written. Enjoyed it a lot. I hav been a reader of ur blog for quite sometime now.
Yours is my fav blog.
on 09 Aug 2006 at 7:28 pm # Ram
What are the poor SDAD and HDAD doing?
on 09 Aug 2006 at 9:40 pm # karthi-blore
Vendamna.. tragedy ellam Vedungo.
kozlandhai kutti ; project work sharing ..
Evalaoo eruke ?
ethuku tragedy pathi pesIserel ?
on 10 Aug 2006 at 4:48 am # Narayanan
Kadhai nalla dhaan irukku…but…arive illadha ammakkaL can’t be true ! Idhu kooda think panna mudiyamal makkaL indha kaalathila..!! Hmm..anga dhaan konjam odhaikkudhu.!!
on 10 Aug 2006 at 11:20 am # Vidya
Sooper.. nice one.. He’s mom is just like mine
on 10 Aug 2006 at 11:54 am # sundar
wag the dog ?
on 10 Aug 2006 at 11:57 am # Rockii
Very very gud. I loved the lang. Maame summa kalakitta.
on 10 Aug 2006 at 1:10 pm # F e r r a r i
Nandu,
Thanks!
X(,
Smile dhaan panra. But are you still angry with me?
AM Aravind,
Thank you!
peerless,
eh?
on 10 Aug 2006 at 1:11 pm # F e r r a r i
Ram,
He he. Thank you sir
Karthik,
Yosichen, yes. Anubavikkalai
Ganesh,
S,
Seri seri. kollalai. Summa oru idea dhaan koduthen!
sk,
Thank you
on 10 Aug 2006 at 1:14 pm # F e r r a r i
Gayathri,
Thank you!
Ramya,
Nandri
RC,
Dai! Summa oru karpanai dhaane. lets hope they are modern. And regarding adoption, it is a serious topic. Will write about it sometime, but not sure via He-She.
Bindu,
ennada yaarume idhu ennoda real experience aa appadinu kekkaliye nenachen. Kaettuteenga. Same response as always. ‘Idhu nijamalla, kadhai’
on 10 Aug 2006 at 1:18 pm # F e r r a r i
arvi,
Thank you!
Bala,
Thank you!
Selvi,
I didnt mean it is not important. For the sake of this He-She I didnt want to elaborate on it, since it is pretty natural. And that was not the crux of this He-She. i.e. the caring part of she. And if I include that, this episode will become too long. That is all
Kumari,
Thank you!
Lavanya,
Thank you thank you
netcraze,
Naan yenna pannen. Ennai edhukku kollanum
visithra,
I have seen the ad
on 10 Aug 2006 at 1:20 pm # F e r r a r i
Shuba,
Ennoda She aa? eva ava?
Kalki,
Thank you
Krishnan,
Thanks
WA,
and do drop in your comments 
Thanks for the kind words. Please keep visiting often
Girish,
Thank you
on 10 Aug 2006 at 1:23 pm # F e r r a r i
Aparna,
Thanks!
Ram,
Adha vachi vera oru episode ezhudharen!
karthi-blore,
Seri seri. No tragedy
Narayanan,
Idhula irundhe theriyalaya sir, naan ezhudharadhu ellam kaRpanai appadinu. Nalla eduthu sollunga sir ellorukkum
priya,
Do I smell something fishy?
Vidya,
Sundar,
Dog or tail?
Rockii,
Thanks!
on 10 Aug 2006 at 3:05 pm # ramya
very entertaining, good work! I really enjoyed reading this one. This HE-SHE series is going to come up in a big way i feel.
on 10 Aug 2006 at 9:48 pm # Jeevan
Super! unga bloglaiya ennaku pudicha thu intha she, he post’s thaan, very nice:)
on 11 Aug 2006 at 12:01 pm # Adiya
I love u da chellam.. just awesome.
on 14 Aug 2006 at 3:12 pm # Jala
First time writing a comment.
bit sad abt he-she ending.
but ejoyed it lot.
-Jala
on 14 Aug 2006 at 8:21 pm # Aishwarya
This is so refreshing! Kudos
Indeed, orkut’le bayangara anubhavam polrukku! Really enjoyed it.
on 17 Aug 2006 at 4:56 pm # thushar
Hi,
though i’m a mallu. i could make out most of it. tamil is a beautiful language. your words were really engrossing. well written!!
regards
on 19 Aug 2006 at 3:18 am # bharat
hey man
ur doing a good job… dont stop he she…. let it be there ….
keep provide good things
on 09 Oct 2006 at 9:53 am # Pradeep
Hi Prabhu
This is the first time I’m visiting your blog. You’ve got an awesome blog buddy!!
A friend of mine sent me the he-she link and you wont believe, I read all the 50 posts in one shot!! (@office :-))
Waiting for the next he-she post. Keep up the good work!
on 11 Feb 2007 at 9:43 am # Anand
Nice One…very good observation.you might have seen lot of kadalai’s…:-)
I am seeing some uyirottam in he&she…you are having bright future Prabhu..hats off to you..