He and She buy a labrador puppy ‘Joe’. They are all excited for first few days, troubling it to the core thinking they are taking care of it ;-) After a week.

He: Romba naughty aagindu varadhu Joe.
She: aamam. He is soooooooo sweeeeeeeeeet
He: Kazhuthula red collar irukku la. Adha kazhatradhukku enna ennalamo try panran paaren. Tharai la paduthu vizhundhu poraandi try panraan
She: Paavam. Kazhattidalaame. veLila pogacha mattum poattu vidalaam
He: no no. Thalaivar ippave indha aatam aadarar. Izhuthu pidikaradhukku edavadhu venum
She: Hmmm. Master kku oru nyayam. Joe kku oru nyayam
He: Huh?
She: Pinna ennavaam. Ennikaavadhu kazhuthula nee edavadhu poattundu irukkiya. Kalyanathu bodhu kooda chain poattuka maaten nnu evlo adam pidiche. Unna madhiri dhaane joe vum irukkum
He: !!!!!!!!!!!!!