He and She are engaged. He is visiting Chennai
He: Its been some time since I explored good restaurants in Chennai. Lets go to some good place. Am bored of eating rice
She: I will take you to an excellent restaurant today
He: Enga? Rain Tree aa? I have heard a lot about that place.
She: No. Rain Tree innoru naaL pogalaam
He: Amethyst aa? Andha Peters road saravana bhavan pakkathula irukkaame. I have heard that you get the best chilli toast in madras there
She: No. not that 
He: Ivlo build up kodukkare. Seri. Lets see. I somehow have a feeling its Don Pepe in cathedral road
She: I am sure you cant guess it.
Afternoon
He: Inga oru hotel irukkaa enna?
She: yes. Its called Sanjeevanam. Natural food
He: Natural food aa?
She: Yes. You have been having lots of junk food recently. Indha edathula you get amazing natural food
He: Hmmm
She: Inga ayurvedic massage ellam kooda uNdu
He: massage aa?
She: alayadhe. Traditional ayurvedic massage.
He: He he 
She: Seri. Enna saapadre sollu
He: enakku inga enna kedaikkum nu theriyaadhe. Neeye enakkum serthu order panniden
She orders something, while He is busy calling his friends. After a while, food arrives. There are 2 glasses containing some liquid. He takes a gulp and immediately starts coughing
He: Ennadhu idhu? Taste illama irukku
She: arukampul juice
He: ennadhu? Arukampul juice aa? Naan enna piLLayaara?
She: piLLayar dhaan arukampul juice kudipaara? Its good for health
He: hmmm. Err. Menu enna sollu?
She: Rice veNdaam nu sonne la. I have ordered for boiled vegetables and some more natural items.
He: Err. Parava illai. Rice sollidu. Eppadi irukku try panlaam
She: adhaan dhinom saapadriye. Have this boiled vegetables. Very good for digestion. Still if you are interested we can have. Inga godhumai saadham kedaikkum
He: huh? Its ok
After a while
He: err. Indha ilaya kooda saapadnuma?
She: chee. Kindal panriya?
He: no no. Natural food naan saaptadhu illai. Adhaan theriyalai. Oru veLai ilaiyum serthu saapadnumo appadinu nenachen.
She: So how did you enjoy it?
He: err. Ya. Pretty interesting.
She: udambukku romba nalladhu.
He: ya ya
She: Anything else?
He: No am done. No space
He drops She at her place, and after a while
She calls him
He: Hello
She: Yaen un kural indha madhiri irukku
He: Endha madhiri
She: Illai. vaaila enna vachindu irukke?
He: Onnum illaye
She: poi solladhe. Paaku poattundu irukkiya?
He: Illai ma. Unnai drop pannenaa. Appuram i felt thirsty. Vazhi la saravana bhavan irundadhu. Lime juice kudikka dhaan stop pannen. But andha sambhar vadai paatha udane semma tempting aa irundadhu. Bangalore la thithipu sambahr saaptu aluthu poachu. Chumma try panlaame nnu. Vera onnum illai
She: !!!!!!!
on 23 May 2006 at 2:08 pm # selvi
Enakku onnum puriyala… ithule vara he-she ellam ore aal a illa vera vera aal a… sila samayam enggage panni irukangha, sila samayam kalyanam pannavanghala irukangha and sila samayam vera yaarodayo enggage panni irukangha???
Etho office le innaikku oru velaiyum seiya vendam nnu mudivu panni ellam he-she padichu ippo ore confusion…
on 23 May 2006 at 2:11 pm # F e r r a r i
Selvi,
This is an imaginary series 
It is a different He-She in every single episode
on 23 May 2006 at 2:24 pm # selvi
vera vera he-she a…. hmmm ippo puriyuthu
ok bye bye… 5 pm aachu… time to go home
on 23 May 2006 at 2:25 pm # Karthik
‘He: err. Ya. Pretty interesting.
She: udambukku romba nalladhu.
He: ya ya’
— Yaar odambukku? Hotel owner udambukka??
Anyway I am leaving early today.. for that saravanabhavan sambar-vadai. Sometimes I feel the greatest invention ever is Sambar and not ‘The Wheel’
on 23 May 2006 at 3:07 pm # priya
Puli pasithaal pullum thingum pola onga He case la?
on 23 May 2006 at 4:19 pm # suds
Yeah.. indha maadhiri natural food is a must for the guys who go to the gym after engagement who are scared that their tummy will show, during their marriage when they wear veshti..
on 23 May 2006 at 4:47 pm # shub
hehe loved it! very cute
lol @ Naan enna piLLayaara
on 23 May 2006 at 5:34 pm # yours truly
ROTFL
Good one!!
Am still laughing over He’s nakkalish “He: err. Indha ilaya kooda saapadnuma? Natural food naan saaptadhu illai. Adhaan theriyalai. Oru veLai ilaiyum serthu saapadnumo appadinu nenachen”
Btw, does this restuarant really exist in Chennai??
on 23 May 2006 at 6:56 pm # Anonymous
Dude no offence on the engaged comment. Since she(L) had an entry on the same restaurant at chennai.metblogs I made that comment. Apologies to you and L……
on 23 May 2006 at 7:42 pm # B a l a j i
enga appees-la kooda salad-nu edho onnu ela-thazhai ellam pottu oru kutti plate-la tharaanga…
adhayum lunch-ku vaangi ponnunga saappidaraanga…
starters-ke 2 full meals saappidara namakku, natural food ellam endha moolaikku
on 23 May 2006 at 8:42 pm # GCB
ha ha good one
Should try some boiled vegetables, when I visit Chennai next time :-p
on 24 May 2006 at 2:01 am # gladtomeetin
Hahaha….Hey good one….
Guys never say “No” to girls, but they make it a point to get what they want too ;-))
on 24 May 2006 at 7:22 am # visithra
hehehe pavam he
on 24 May 2006 at 10:24 am # F e r r a r i
Karthik,
Sambhar is amazing
priya,
Indha puliya yemathitaanga
suds,
shub,
Long time! How have you been?
on 24 May 2006 at 10:28 am # F e r r a r i
yours truly,
Yes it does exist. Though I have never been, and never intend to visit either
Anonymous
You seem to be a decent anon when compared to the abusive ones I have encountered! Having said that, it would be better if you can keep your assumptions to yourself.
Balaji,
Adhellam velaikku aagadhu. Good for health appadina forest la ukaandhu kashayam kudikka vendiyadhu dhaane. ilai thazhai dress poattukaradhu. adha ellam vittutaanga. saapadu vishayathula kai vakkaraanga
GCB,
gladtomeetin,
Is it?
visithra,
on 24 May 2006 at 1:16 pm # xyz
you must try their lunch
its definitely an experience worth having
go for the full lunch there is a modified one dont have that
on 24 May 2006 at 1:54 pm # PrincesS
hi!
I’ve been reading all your ‘he - she’ comments …. v interesting… i was able to have a gd laugh whenever i got short breaks.
Can’t wait to go to India again after reading this again !
on 24 May 2006 at 4:00 pm # S
LOL…loved it, one of the funniest He-She episodes. lol @ nan enna pillayaraa?
keep ‘em coming…
swarna
PS: great QT on ammani’s double take!
on 24 May 2006 at 4:05 pm # ganeshram
Super Super Super
on 25 May 2006 at 12:15 pm # sundar
ferro, i have never tasted arugampull juice.. looks like you have.. how was it ?
on 26 May 2006 at 3:45 pm # ramkumar
this is the first time I am leaving a comment on this blog, though I have read all your posts in this category till date
(Awesome job! I must say!! dhool kelappra pa!!) what prompted me to post now was the fact that I had the (mis)fortune of taking my friends out for a treat to this place, thanks to the advice of a moron back at college :).. well. as if to console myself, I was left saying after we came out (with a good samaritan of a friend for company) — “saappaada nalla irundhadhu la, different a irundhadhu pa… eppo paatthaalum 3/5 star hotel la dhaan treat kudukkanuma… ellaam oru change dhaan…” 
on 26 May 2006 at 4:48 pm # satya
n1 ..
i have been frequenting your blog .. lolz
on 26 May 2006 at 5:05 pm # Arun.N
This is my first comment on this blog. I have read all your He-She segments. All Good Ones…
“He: ennadhu? Arukampul juice aa? Naan enna piLLayaara?”
This line is too gud.. Nowadays, When I come across the word JUICE, I remember this line n I cant stop laughing…
I had even mailed u askin how to create a blog??? U remember!!!!
Keep Going
on 05 Jul 2006 at 3:42 pm # akilan
good one