Do such things really happen? An italian lady (No, not Sonia Gandhi) suffering from a terrible headache quipped to her co-passenger that ‘She had a bomb on her head’. Immediately the alert (?) Co-Passenger tipped the air hostess. Result? The flight was stopped, searched and delayed. The italian lady is still being interrogated! Do read how Slimes has reported the same incident.
“What is a dream for many — having a “bomb” of a co-passenger on a long flight — turned out to be a nightmare at the Delhi Airport on Saturday evening. ”Anyways. Coming to the point, typing Alert Co-Passenger is cumbersome. So for this post sake, Alert Co-Passenger will be called as ass
Did you know that I know mind reading? Here are my guesses
1. The ass subscribes to Times of India
2. Ass watches CNN-IBN/NDTV regularly. Especially the breaking news section
3. Ass has always longed to be in the media glare atleast once in lifetime.
There are many asses in the world. Media Managers spend their time and energy, catering to these masses. Now. Lets see, what future holds for us
*Mallika Sherawat detained at Heathrow, London after a NRI ass mentioned her as a ’sex bomb’.
Actor Mallika Sherawat flew to London, since she was acting in the tamil version of the popular Hindi Flick DDLJ. The name of the movie is ‘DeepavaLikku thuNi eduthu thachaacha’. The movie is to be directed by P Vasu. When Mallika was at the immigration counter, a NRI ass ogled at Mallika and uttered ‘She is a sex bomb’. The immigration officials immediately surrounded Mallika and interrogated her. Mallika refused to be searched in private(:P), and she demanded to be searched in public. Some asses missed this action, and were seen screaming ‘Once More’ to the interrogation officials.
*Black Money unearthed.
IT officials came up with an innovative idea to unearth black money. IT officials dressed as yama (or his equivalent in other religions), mentioned ‘What the hell?’ a bit loudly. Immediately, the asses next to them wondered whether they were really in HELL. Some even tried to switch on their mobile phones to check if there was network connectivity in hell, and whether it was covered in National Roaming(?). At that moment, the IT officials mentioned to the asses they will be sent to heaven if they confessed where their black money was hidden. The air hostesses were showcased as angels of heaven to lure the asses. The trick worked, and IT officials got crucial information with respect to black money.
*Vivek Oberoi suspected of Poaching Actor Vivek Oberoi was returning from jaipur to Mumbai, after shooting a song sequence for his latest film. He mentioned to an ass next to him, that he generally doesnt take care of his finances and ‘passed the buck’ to his dad. The moment the flight landed in mumbai, the ass went to the police station and registered a complaint against Vivek Oberoi for smuggling bucks. Sources say that the ass was a big fan of Salman Khan.