There is only one TamilNadu right? And there is only election commission if am not wrong? When that is the case, I was amazed today morning watching the various channels.
In Sun TV they say DMK leading in 100+seats, ADMK in 25+ seats. Funny, but not as funny as Jaya TV.
In Jaya TV they say ADMK leading in 50+ seats, DMK in 23+ seats. LOL!
NDTV seems to be the most reliable. They show the results in a separate window and let the figures talk. Communist Boy(Prannoy Roy) talks, only when Burkha Dutt opens her mouth and blabbers something. That is to silence her 
And yes. You can see the otherwise sober Communist Boy, grinning and expressing his opinions with cheer 
Looks like Rajdeep Sardesai hasnt slept last night. Or he must be suffering from headache or something. Every sentence he speaks contains atleast 2 to 3 mistakes. At one stage he commented that AIADMK is leading at 100 seats and that was a great news for DMK. But thats ok, since the bearded fellow with him immediately corrected Rajdeep.
And some quotes of Rajdeep.
‘If the DMK implements its poll promise of free color TV, its good news for TV channels like us’.
‘Our team will be relieved if DMK wins the election, since we predicted the same in exit polls’.
I forgot the bearded guys name. Rajdeep said ‘If DMK wins, we will have a quiet drink. But he(the bearded guy) doesnt drink. So we might celebrate with a cup of tea’.
Last but not the least. Times Now. They were busy telecasting some programme on Bipasha Basu. Maybe they thought Bipasha Basu’s name rhymed with Jyoti Basu(former CM of WB) , and that had something to do with West Bengal elections 
on 11 May 2006 at 10:40 am # Anonymous
Hi Prabhu,
In a way that Comrade Prannoy Roy is related to Comrades Prakash and Brinda Karat
on 11 May 2006 at 11:26 am # Bala (Karthik)
Ferrari,
If DMK winning was not bad enough, Rabi Bernard went completely beserk in Jaya TV. So mad, it wasnt even funny. He was exclaiming “Nanbargale!, Thanjai delta pagudhiyil kattu kattaga, KATTU KATTAG A Thi Mu Ka virku seatukkal kidaithulladhu….” “… Engu parthalum Amma alai, edhirkka yevarum illai” or some shit like that.
Kali muthiduthu!
on 11 May 2006 at 11:28 am # Bala (Karthik)
By the way,
Captain Vijayakanth-in magathana Vetriyai otti ungal arikkayai aavaludan edirparkkiren!
on 11 May 2006 at 12:00 pm # Siva
LOL!! I was watching Jaya TV’s “Comedy Time” a.k.a the election results. They are still stuck up with 23+ for DMK and 86+ for ADMK.
on 11 May 2006 at 12:57 pm # Lazy Geek
hey prabhu, enna unga aalu, visayakanth oothikinaru !!
on 11 May 2006 at 1:25 pm # vinod
lol nice one.. esp basu matter
on 11 May 2006 at 2:11 pm # Karthik
captain jeyichitaru. seems like there was a data problem with ndtv site. now it is corrected.
on 11 May 2006 at 2:58 pm # priya
Unga katchi ku evlo votes?
on 11 May 2006 at 6:31 pm # Arvind
Jaya TV elkection report was a real comedy Show. May be Ravi Bernard should anchor time ku comedy which was previously shown in Jaya TV :))))
on 12 May 2006 at 8:29 am # Dhanya
Your last paragraph was funny :)…and yeah I dunno why they make Burkha speak at all….she’s so totally…urgh…i dunno..i dun like that female…I still cant forget how she behaved like a perfect dud-head when the Tsunami thing happened….
on 12 May 2006 at 12:59 pm # Raju Bathija
Very funny post. The name of the bearded person with Rajdeep Sardesai is Yogendra Yadav, if I remember correctly.