Ok, looks like this wardrobe malfunction in some fashion show is creating the news. I was watching TV sometime back and this was the main news item in CNN-IBN, Times Now, NDTV and Star News!!

Taking this further, Machi TV brings to you exclusively a breaking news.

Youth Arrested for Wardrobe Malfunction.
Bangalore. April 4. Subramani, a Software engineer was residing in Koramangala, Bangalore. Mr Subramani has the habit of wearing lungi at home. It so happened, on the 2nd of april Mr Subramani opened the door of his house in the morning to collect newspaper. At that time, his lungi malfunctioned and fell down. This was spotted on google earth by some people. The media rushed to Koramangala within a minute and caught subramani lungi handed just sporting Sudermani undergarments.
This started creating waves in India, with MMS clip of lungi malfunction spreading everywhere. Within 15 minutes, the moral police landed in bangalore and rushed to Koramangala, shouting ‘Shame Shame puppy Shame. Subramani, Shame shame puppy shame’. CM Kumaraswamy rushed to the spot and ordered a CBI Probe in the area(Koramangala I mean)

Radio Sudermani..err..Radio Jockey Vasanthi, announces this on Radio City 91 FM and asks listeners to send in a sms with latest updates.

Planned Incident
Meanwhile, in a separate development Mr Thangamani CEO of Sudermani undergarments is being interrogated by the police. They are trying to find out if this was a stage-set show, to promote Sudermani undergarments. Interestingly the police found that Mr Thangamani himself was wearing Jockey undergarments!

Political Developments
The moment this news started trickling, the political parties in TamilNadu were immediately cashing on it. DMK has made a last minute adjustment in its election manifesto. They have promised to give free Belts(Green Color) to all people wearing lungi, if elected to power. Communist party of India, expresses its support to Subramani since he was wearing a desi underwear that too red in color.

Lungi Idle
Times Now is coming up with a new series called Lungi Idle, to capture the untapped potential in the indian youth. Industry watchers say that this program will provide a tough competition to indian idol

Blog Impact
A group of enraged bloggers, were upset that this was infringing on their lungi space. And says every one deserves by birth right, freedom of air. So they have got together and are contemplating on a group blog called as lungipundit, showcasing the best of lungi sphere(?)

Religious Impact
RSS chief Sudrashan issues a statement saying that wearing langot is hindu culture, and hindus should refrain from wearing western under garments. Meanwhile, the secular leaders have requested people to remain calm and hold on tightly to their lungies and came up with a mission statement ‘Lungi chaddi bhai bhai’

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