Exclusive flash news after India lost out to England.

  • Angry mob circles around Rahul Dravid’s house. When asked, one of the angry fan said, he bunked office to watch cricket match. And he was disappointed that Indian Cricketers were not doing their job properly!
  • Vayasuaaiduthupaa from Basavanagudi, a former book-cricket player is being interviewed by CNN-IBN tonight. He will answer queries from viewers, on why India lost the match.
  • Amar Singh alleges Flintoff for tapping into Pitch Curators phone. But when reporters mentioned that it was Dravid who won the toss, Mr Amar Singh said he will meet everyone in the supreme court.
  • DMK Chief M Karunanidhi writes a letter in Murasoli blaming jayalalitha for the defeat. He said, Dayanidhi Maran tried his level best to shift the match to chennai, since chepauk was supposed to be a happy hunting ground for the indians. He mentioned with regret that the state government did not pursue this.
  • Dravids decision of winning the toss and electing to field, is to be discussed by Manmohan Singh when he is meeting Tony Blair next week.
  • All newspapers and newschannels didnt have time/space to cover Indians winning many more medals in the commonwealth games :)
  • BCCI signs a deal with mosquito repellant ALL-OUT to sponsor the Indian Team
  • Captain Vijayakanth included in the ODI Team as Punch Hitter. He has been included in the team, so that he can stand in the slips and let out punch dialogues to frustrate the english batsmen.
  • LK Advani to go on a rath yathra from Eden Gardens to Wankhede, for India to play well :)

    • Who knows, any of these might happen!