Flash News!

Exclusive flash news after India lost out to England.

  • Angry mob circles around Rahul Dravid’s house. When asked, one of the angry fan said, he bunked office to watch cricket match. And he was disappointed that Indian Cricketers were not doing their job properly!
  • Vayasuaaiduthupaa from Basavanagudi, a former book-cricket player is being interviewed by CNN-IBN tonight. He will answer queries from viewers, on why India lost the match.
  • Amar Singh alleges Flintoff for tapping into Pitch Curators phone. But when reporters mentioned that it was Dravid who won the toss, Mr Amar Singh said he will meet everyone in the supreme court.
  • DMK Chief M Karunanidhi writes a letter in Murasoli blaming jayalalitha for the defeat. He said, Dayanidhi Maran tried his level best to shift the match to chennai, since chepauk was supposed to be a happy hunting ground for the indians. He mentioned with regret that the state government did not pursue this.
  • Dravids decision of winning the toss and electing to field, is to be discussed by Manmohan Singh when he is meeting Tony Blair next week.
  • All newspapers and newschannels didnt have time/space to cover Indians winning many more medals in the commonwealth games :)
  • BCCI signs a deal with mosquito repellant ALL-OUT to sponsor the Indian Team
  • Captain Vijayakanth included in the ODI Team as Punch Hitter. He has been included in the team, so that he can stand in the slips and let out punch dialogues to frustrate the english batsmen.
  • LK Advani to go on a rath yathra from Eden Gardens to Wankhede, for India to play well :)
  • Who knows, any of these might happen!

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    22 Responses to Flash News!

    1. B a l a j i says:

      “Vayasuaaiduthupaa from Basavanagudi”
      was super…

    2. shyam says:

      This question has nothing to do with this post :) Why no He-She posts any more?

    3. AM Aravind says:

      >>BCCI signs a deal with mosquito repellant >>ALL-OUT to sponsor the Indian Team

      LOL :D

    4. Mani says:

      but the predictions of Nambungal Narayanan was correct :)

    5. kutti says:

      Gabtan idea seems all the more possible…. punch hitter!!

    6. All were gems but the ones which take the cake are

      1) “Vayasuaaiduthupaa from Basavanagudi, a former book-cricket player is being interviewed by CNN-IBN tonight”

      2) “so that he can stand in the slips and let out punch dialogues to frustrate the english batsmen.”

      Still LOL :)

    7. rsubras says:

      yea yea a pure gem of a post

      prabhu annathe kalakiputta :) :) :)

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    9. Ram says:

      the felicitations prior to the match must have been a contributing factor — it is rumoured saurav made special arrangements to put a pill in the drinks of the indian players !!

    10. Newton says:

      ALL-OUT sponsored by Indian cricket team!! Haha, I can imagine that device jumping and eating everyone in the Indian Team by sticking out its tongue.
      Btw, first time commenting here. Long time reader:)

    11. priya says:

      Radio Mirchi Suchi will hold a contest..
      Vote podu..
      India England kitta lose panna kaaranam enna?
      a) Rahul Dravid ku vaythu vali
      b) India bat panna aarambichadhu “ravugaalam” and “yamaganda” nerathla
      c)Indian team bird flu aala baadhika pattadhunaala

      Onga mobile la Vote apdinu type panni A alladhu B alladhu C nu type panni 8888 ku anupunga.. u will get free tickets(how much ever u demand) to Sudeshi film!!!

    12. rubic_cube says:

      as usual, top rate post. the bookie name is very creative…

    13. Prabha says:

      ha ha :-) all-out one was good…!!!

    14. Balaji,
      Thanks :)

      Shyam,
      I just posted one. I had one incomplete one pending for sometime. Finished it and posted it :-D

      AM Aravind,
      :)

      Mani,
      Avar enna predict panninaar :-?

      kutti,
      :)

    15. Bala,prabukarthik and rsubras,
      Thanks a lot :)

      Me,
      :D

      Ram,
      ha ha. Good one :)

      Newton,
      Thanks for the comment. Please keep visiting often :)

      priya,
      Ungalukku mirchi suchi pidikaadho ;-)

      rubic_cube,
      Thanks. It was not a bookie BTW :D

      Prabha,
      Thanks :)

    16. thomasajith says:

      hi im really disappointed that u r criticising great leaders like L.K.Advani.Stop criticising others first

    17. DontheCat says:

      I also hear that the CEC has ordered transfer of Dhoni since he was supporting the bowler during the match, which for some reason best known to them is against the moral code of conduct

    18. Nice one buddy… hope to hear more flash news

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