Ok. Bush is coming to India. And media as usual has gone mad!
Rediff has an image of Bush leaving for India.
Dont be surprised if you get to read such news items in the next few days. Remember. You first read it here
1. Bush is right handed
2. Bush has 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 mouth.
3. Bush gifted lifebuoy soap by Indian government. It seems Bush was under the impression, Indians who use lifebuoy soaps are red indians.
4. Bush sleeps at night
5. After eating chicken patiala at maurya sheraton, bush said its very spicy
6. While meeting manmohan singh, bush had his left leg over right leg(ofcourse his leg), but while meeting sonia gandhi, his right leg was over his left leg.
7. Bush hugs mani shankar aiyer
8. In an exclusive interview with Times Now, Bush said he brought only 3 pair of trousers to india. He also quoted that he has taken only 1 trouser for pakistan
9. Bush cuts his own finger nails
10. After getting up in the morning, Bush brushes his teeth
11. Sonia gifts Laura bush a kancheepuram silk saree
12. Laura rides in the delhi metro with Ms Sheila, the delhi CM
13. While getting out of delhi metro, Bush stamped on a piece of shit. Immediately Dayanidhi Maran shouted cheetangol. Dayanidhi Maran then explained to Bush the history behind cheetangol, and also the pachai thodaradhu logic.
14. Captain Vijayakanth requested Bush to sponsor for chennai metro. And said that chennai metro would resemble london 2B(Tube)
15. Vijay Mallya gifts 2 air hostesses for Airforce one
The last one is ultimate “15. Vijay Mallya gifts 2 air hostesses for Airforce one “
Nejamave idu pola edachum matter la bush maatanum. shud get bushwhacked.
Indha link check panunga its bout bush paya pulla (from “Uncyclopedia” a spoof of wiki..)
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Test0000.gif
This is atrocious. Bush’s visit to India and his agenda has been kept TOP secret. How did you get your hands on this. I am sure the secret service will be on your back soon. Good one. Exactly my feelings on the issue. Too much buildup and importance to a damn puppet who is visiting for no particular reason. Most hilarious one was the one with the lifebuoy soap.
hehehe..superappu..Cheetangol and Pachai thodara logic hilarious. Good one
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ROTFL!! good one!
Number 7 is a definite. 11 & 12 highly possible…
You forgot: “Mani Shankar Aiyar cuddles up to Bush”
“2. Bush has 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 mouth.”
Rephrase that as “Bush has 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 mouth and 0 brains”
I’d add a few more
16. Bush ate Aaloo Tikki and feels that Aaloo should be made the official spelling of Potatoe[sic] following the request of Dan Quayle.
17. When asked his opinion on Weapons of Mass Destruction, he admitted that he’d be raiding Mountain View, CA to stop the Google Bomb.
18. Bush and Gabtun had a private meeting at the latter’s residence. At a press meet after the meeting, Bush credited Gabtun’s Perarasu for the origin of “Theory of Intelligent Design”.
19. Bush saw “Maramando” at a private screening in his Hotel Suite and was impressed by the director’s logic and film-making skill. He asked AR Mottaiboss to do a documentary of his life. Mottaiboss agreed and will soon start shooting. He’s currently negoitiating with Gabtun to play the role Bush. After hearing this news, Michael Moore was so shaken by the “magnitude” of this project that he shelved his sequel to “Farenheit 911″ and was planning a holiday to a distant country under a false name.
Nalla sirichen!!Cheetangol ha ha
“Bush stamped on a piece of shit. Immediately Dayanidhi Maran shouted cheetangol”
LOL
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Obviously Dayasadhi Moron shouted to the piece of crap, didn’t he?????
LOL !! manishankar’s and maran’s joke were too good..
Adhu enna left leg/right leg logic? Paavam Sonia ji!! why bringing her into pic?
cheetangol!! ithu kettu ethana naal aachu…. ROTFL!!
cheetangol…..best part
haha, Cheetangol OMG
Prabhu super karpanai, ana sollarathukku illai msm idhaellam publish panninallum pannuvanga
london 2B sirippu thaanga mudiyala.:)
Awesome , as usual.
13,14,15 Hilarious
Impressed by Gabdun’s talent in killing ‘dheeviravadhis’, Bush requests for his services to tackle the Al-Qaeeda.
But our Gabdun refuses since Damil Naaddu bolice cannot speak their language
Is the American president that dumb as they portray in most of the forwarded emails that I get(which most of u would’ve also received)??
Neways,t’was a good one..LOL!!
And is ur spam control working fine..if it is then why comments like 17 are allowed?Highly indecent!!!
Billa,
Vinod,
That poland part was hilarious!!
Natti,
Captain fans have access to all top segret!
Srivat and Sowmya,
Thanks
WA and Shyam,
He he. Lets wait and see if they post some pictures
Krithika,
) Reference to maramando was hilarious!
ROTFL
Vidhya,
Thanks
Bala,
Ya ya
Bindu,
Sonia ji podavai dhaane gift panraanga
kutti,
mottai boss,
thanks
Ganesh,
Redif paatunga. They are publishing worser things than this!!
sheky,
Kumari,
Thanks
Balaji,
I thought gabtun will teach them damil
Priya,
Spam control takes care of this auto generated spam. Not the above mentioned stuff. freeya vidunga!
Ignore it
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too good.. nice post!!
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