Our finance minister is under severe pressure from the left parties, the coming assembly elections etc etc. Looks like he has exhausted all areas of income, whereas the expenditure arena keeps on expanding. To help the finance minister, here are some more taxes and subsidies that will help the government, and also the citizens.
Datetax:
If you observe carefully, off late there is a gap between the engagement date and wedding date. There are some lucky couples who stay in the same city. Their life is like RB Chaudhary/Ram Gopal Verma movies. Low budget/Super hit. But in many cases, the guy is in one city whereas the girl in some other city. Like Shankar/Subhash Ghai movies. Big budget. This is unfair advantage to people staying in same city.
So the people staying in same city must pay a dating tax. This tax amount can be utilized by the government to provide subsidized season train tickets, reduced pricing for mobile charges etc for the big budget couples.
TanTax:
Travelling within India has become very popular. With the introduction of low cost airlines, people have started exploring lots of tourist locations. Some people utilize this opportunity to get themselves tanned 
Hence the government can levy a tan tax from the tourists. In addition there are some gundu(fat) uncles clad in tantex, showcasing their thoppai(tummy) and terrorizing the other tourists in swimming pools/beaches etc. Nuisance tax can be levied on them.
Soap Serial Tax:
All soaps(mega-serials) should be made cry per view. err. pay per view. Every person is allowed to watch 2 serials per day. If they want to watch more than 2 serials, then they need to pay a soap serial tax. Am sure the entire male community and young girls in the country will vote for the ruling party if this tax is in place.
HornTax:
There are lots of people, who honk unnecessarily in traffic. A honk meter can be fitted in every vehicle. Every driver is permitted to honk 50 times in a month. From 51 to 100 honks, per honk can be charged at 10 Rs per honk. From 101 to 250, 12 Rs per honk, and 250+ honks must be charged at a flat rate of 20 Rs per honk.
DedicateTax
There are umpteen music/FM channels in the country. We have viewers/listeners calling up these channels, and dedicate songs. Every person who wants to dedicate a song has to pay 250 Rs as tax/ song.
By implementing the above mentioned taxes, the economy will really boom 
Some more –
SinTax – All fans of Asin need to pay this.
SighTax – For all people caught in the act of sight adichufying
He-She Tax: For all those ignoring their He / She
LOL, if the DATE tax is implemented, i will be the first one to chase you down. Regarding… HORN tax, actually i love the idea and SOAP SERIAL tax also should rock well.
How about Bloggers Tax? Almost every Indian in the cyber blogs.
Punch Dialogue tax – could actually improve Tamil Cinema.
White Dhoti Tax – We can see the man in colors and would siphon money from corrupt politicians.
Flash News: Ferrari calls for ban on tantex in beach
What abt SMSTax?? There are so many programmes on TV and FMs having hell a lot of SMS contests(most of those questions being so damn stupid like the ones that Radio Mirchi RJ Suchitra asks)
Every person who sends SMS to such contests will have to pay extra Rs100 apart from the Rs6/SMS charges.
Tantex can be levied on those who wear their pants way below their jetty
Hi Machee
Been reading ur blog for the past few days..was so engrossed in ur archives that I did not comment.
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Gujili bits inbetween is awsome lolzz..
Keep writing more
Something related to cricket can fetch more money.
Ferro… expected something more serious, something along the lines of the Railway Budget post. But then this one is a Laughter-Challenge piece de resistance!
Was wondering if Horn Tax can actually be implemented. Damn, I hate it when I hear all the honk-happy drivers going ballistic! I drive with my windows shut and listening to some good music and the blaring horns can create a cacophony so loud that you can get unnerved!
How about these?
- Public Spitting & Peeing Tax : Should drive some civic sense into the populace!
- Driving with Cellphone Tax : Should put the drivers in place. Get a handsfree or shutdown your cellphones!
- 2+ passenger on 2 wheeler Tax : The HAZARD should STOP!
(suitable amendment of the above tax to cover overloaded rickshaws, buses, vans, trucks and ambassadors are permissible!)
What say?
Tag tax-nu onnu kondu varanum.
For every person tagged by a blogger, he/she should be taxed Rs.100 for unnecessarily troubling others
Ferro,
How abt these ones….?
Emailfwd Tax:Those who are fwding as well as receiving fwds will have to pay tax
Blogcomment tax:Every person who comment for a blog will have to pay tax
Imsai
Date tax??? Lol ithu konjam over!
Lol at tantax
Ohhh i love the Soap Serial Tax – could someone kindly ask ur minister to tell our minister – or they could u know use hug man (i know hes gone but u could bring him back like ganguly n throw him out again) to hug in the Soap Serial Tax
Kaps,
Thank god you didnt mention about shriya 
Sin tax is a good one
Murugavel,
There will be lots of people to save me
Jacky,
Bloggers tax aa? Adhan yerkanave IT kattarome
thetalkativeman,
Lol
Praveen,
ROTFL
Priya,
SMS Tax is a good idea
Vinod,
Thanks for the kind words. Do keep visiting
Noorul,
Cricket? Hmmm!!
rubic_cube,
Peolpe who spit on roads must be jailed!!!
Imsai,
E-mail fwd tax is an excellent idea. Network bandwidth korayum. nalladhu dhaan
Visithra,
Hug man?
LOL!!
hello prabhu ANNEY.,,,,
ellathuku tax pottinga… but you forgot one main TAX…….. endha mari blog create panni comment adikkarvangalku COMMENT TAX,,,,
Through blog friend pidikarthuku BLOG TAX
blogger friends meet pannarthuku MEETING TAX
edhelam marandhutingaley….
hey one more tax…
BGL lirundhu chumma chumma chennai varavangalkum Tax poodanum :p heheheh
Well said man