Not much conversations in this one.
He is going for a team picnic. He is in the organizing kamnaati. Actually He is eyeing a cute She, and wants to utilize the picnic as an opportunity to talk to her. This He is single. Lower your eye brows. Its ok.
2 buses are arranged. He stands at the entrance and asks people to get in the bus. Some 2 minutes after she gets into the bus, He gets in the bus and drops his bag in the front seat. She is sitting in the 4th row with her friend. After a while, they start this boring game of introduction in the bus. People get bored and they start playing dumb charades in the bus. He stands somewhere near the She. She’s friend is full enthu and goes to enact the movie. He pounces on the opportunity, and sits next to She. Deliberately He makes wrong but funny guesses. And people get rearranged in the bus, based on who is enacting.
He: Hi, I am He
She: Me She
He: You in which project?
She: XYZ project
He: Oh is it. Your PM is a good friend of mine. I have come that side so many times. But I have never seen you
She just smiles. Slowly but steadily He and She start conversing.
During the break, He is chatting with his friend.
Friend: Enna da. Semma kadalai pola irukku?
He: Huh? Dai. I just happened to sit next to her da. Summa pesittu dhaan irundhen
Friend: Vera yaar kittayavadhu solluda idhai. Enakku theriyaadha unnai pathi?
He: Summa iruda. Seri naan poi yaarukavadhu edavadhu venumaa kaettutu varen
Friend: Figure kitta pesa pore solluda. Ennathuku indha reason ellam?
He: Poda vennai
The group goes on a trek and incidentally(for others) He is loitering around She. And not to make it look odd, he pulls his friend alongside him. He keeps cracking some jokes making she laugh, and friend giving a ‘ippadi oru pozhappu thevaya’ look. And this friend also cracks some jokes pulling He’s leg. He kku ore J
He: Where do you stay in Bangalore?
She: Maruthi Nagar
He: Oh. I stay at madivala. How do you commute?
She: I have a kinetic.
He: You come via this banneghatta road and go straight is it?
She: Yeah. its horrible
He: There is a short route next to this IBM office in bannerghatta road. No signals and pretty short. Try it out
She: Adhu enga irukku theriyaadhe
He: Inniku after picnic, when we are going home I will show you the route
She: Sure
By this time they have reached some spot. She gets busy talking to her friends
Friend: Dai dai. Idhellam romba over. Madivala kku route kaamichu madikalaam paakariya?
He: Ada cha!
Evening. They are about to get into the bus. At this time He kazhatti vittufies his friend.
She: You are so funny. You remind me a lot of my college friend xx
He: Oh (uLLukkula bayam. Whether that xx will be the villain)
By the time they reach back its around 11 PM.
He: Hey. Its so late now. Why dont you leave your bike in office? I will drop you if its ok with you
She: Hmmm
He: And these days its not safe also. Not advisable to go by bike
She’s PM comes by their side and listens to the conversation
PM: Correct. What he says is correct. Come with me in my car. I will drop you at home.
She: Thanks.
Turns towards He and says bye
He’s friend comes towards him
Friend: Enna machi semma bulb aa?
He:!!!!!!
on 23 Feb 2006 at 1:30 pm # visithra
ehheeh aiyoo pavam he
on 23 Feb 2006 at 1:48 pm # Kaps
Is it based on a real incident?
on 23 Feb 2006 at 2:02 pm # nithya
nice one, but pavam he…no luck…
on 23 Feb 2006 at 2:07 pm # srivee
better luck next time 2 ur HE..
Ithu KADHAIALLA NIJAMMA???
on 23 Feb 2006 at 3:32 pm # vee-jay
adhu eppadi, everytime you take a break, you come back with a post like this?
on 23 Feb 2006 at 3:55 pm # yours truly
Idha idha idha thaan naan edhir paarthen
Full day kashtapattu execute paNNina strategic idea thavidu podi 
He: Where do you stay in Bangalore?
She: Maruthi Nagar
He: Oh. I stay at madivala
Yaaraavadhu kaettaangaLa He-a? And HE too stays in Madivala???
on 23 Feb 2006 at 4:29 pm # Aarthi
Ah! evalo naal kechu he-she post! this one was awesome! PM aval purushan-a erupano nu nenachen end la
on 23 Feb 2006 at 5:19 pm # asterix
@kaps : this is something that is going to happen to HE on this 25
on 23 Feb 2006 at 5:33 pm # vatsan
aaha idu ungaloda company la nadandha sambhavam pola irukku!!
or edavathu oru figure ra indha madri madakara ideava?
on 23 Feb 2006 at 5:57 pm # priya
Reminds me of my college days when my friend asked me to give an intro to a gal in my class coz I talk to her..avaluku munnaadi avana sooper aa vaari vittuten intro kudukaren nu
on 23 Feb 2006 at 6:17 pm # rubic_cube
mmmm… nalla irukku. u imagine very well.
ilamai thullarthu
idhayam thuthikirathu
karpanaigal valargirathu
friends oda vayatherichal… erukirathu!
aana ultimate aa enna?
total sothapal nadakirathu!!
hahahaa…
on 23 Feb 2006 at 6:40 pm # ramses
Operation success, patient died-nu oru saying irruku….andha maathiri case
on 23 Feb 2006 at 8:09 pm # kutti
vithiyaasamaana He-She attempt pola irukku?? aana eppavume He-kku thaan bulb!!
on 23 Feb 2006 at 8:42 pm # kumari
Idhellam arasiyalla sagajam thaane. Paavam He. Parava illai, adutha picnic-la jamiachidalam
on 23 Feb 2006 at 9:05 pm # B a l a j i
Dont u agree that the ride HE missed was “priceless”
on 23 Feb 2006 at 9:52 pm # chikuado
LOL! engayo keta kadhai maadhiri irukku..
on 24 Feb 2006 at 12:18 am # aNTi
As the end credits roll, the background score goes…
Ponal pogattum poda… Indha bhoomiyil nilayai vazhundhavar yaarada.. ponal pogattum poda… totttatooooin….
on 24 Feb 2006 at 5:24 am # Vincent
‘oLimayamaana edhirkaalam’ refers to the promising future ahead and not the bulb ‘He’ recieved at the end.
on 24 Feb 2006 at 6:04 am # thetalkativeman
Ferrari, ROTFL on reading “uLLukkula bayam. Whether that xx will be the villain” :-))
Just an observation, ivlo edhaarthama oru debutant-aala dialogue ezhudhave mudiyaadhu. Kandippa anubhavam irukanum! Past experience, right?
BTW, was reading the ‘Which DFers have you seen?’ thread and saw your post ‘I see Maverick every day :-(’
LOL!!
on 24 Feb 2006 at 10:59 am # you-know-me
But don’t you think it is always safe for a girl to go with a person she knows well. Lets assume, for a moment that She is forced to take a lift from He. There is a sure chance of He vazhinjifying with She, telling things like “I want to know you better, in & out of office” etc - Girls dont deserve all this.
on 24 Feb 2006 at 12:00 pm # B a l a j i
idha thaan naan appave sonnen
http://balajiblogs.blogspot.com/2006/01/masterbike.html
on 24 Feb 2006 at 9:15 pm # Sundaresan
superbu…thalaippu kalakkal…hope you He will get She soon
on 28 Feb 2006 at 7:36 pm # Remo
Hi
This is really good.
I have a suggestiosn here
Friend: Dai dai. Idhellam romba over. Madivala kku route kaamichu madikalaam paakariya?
It would have been very nice, if you hav this as folows.
Friend: Dai dai. Idhellam romba over. Madivala kku route kaamichu ‘madivala’nnu paakariya?
on 17 Mar 2006 at 11:53 am # chinna gounder
Ponungala madakarathu emmputu kastam.
Appadiyovvvvvvv !
Chinna gounder
on 22 Jun 2006 at 7:31 pm # Sudhakar
idhathaan namma vuru thamizhla, kaathirundhavan ponchadhiya neththu vandhavan thallittu poittaan!!!!….
on 30 Jun 2006 at 12:54 pm # Blogeswaran
Kalzhuvura maaenula Nalzhuvura meenu namooru ponnu kelappa.
So, a tactical move would have been to ask “She” drop “He” in She’s bike. “He” could have created a scenario where his vehicle would not start ( remove the spark plug cap if it is a 2 wheeler). PM vandha enna, oru sentimental touchoda drop vaangirkalaam, then as a gratitude, treat kuduthurkalaam. “He” could have establisehd very well.
Better luck next time.
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