Coming Soon
Air Machi
India’s latest low cost no frill airlines to be launched on the 1st of April. For the first time in history of world airlines, we have the following classes
Floor class:
A blanket will spread across the floor. People can sit on the floor. During take off and landing, people can hold onto the ropes hanging from the roof. Bangalore-Chennai will cost 50 Rs, Bangalore-Delhi 375 Rs etc
Standing class:
During take off and landing, Passengers legs will be chained and tied to the floor, and hands will be tied to the roof. Passengers are requested to control their urge for scratching, while take off and landing. Bangalore-Chennai will cost 35 Rs, Bangalore-Delhi 242 Rs.
Since airports charge service tax of 221 rs for every passenger, we have decided to use the cargo complex for check in and check out. And bullock carts will be used to transport the passengers from the cargo complex to the flight.
No need to buy the tickets in advance. After getting into the flight, you can buy tickets from the air-conductor on board. Please tender exact fare for tickets.
Vendors are requested to contact us for monthly passes. Sale of oranges/samosa/vada pav etc allowed within the flight.
P.S. Footboard travel is strictly prohibited.
heehee… places can be booked unofficially by dropping a dirty towel or handkerchief as reservation?
what about air hostess?
Will you have ticket checkers to check people travelling on ‘without’?
Air Machi…idhu three much!
Hi,
Have been quite a regular reader of ur blogs. They are very interesting. Keep ‘em coming!!!
ferrari,
wait for Railway Budget!! Lallu is devising methods to fight competition for first class ticket fares from such low-rate flights. Waiting to see his creativity oust yours!
One sure cost-saver is cow-dung water replacing disinfectants
Without la pona, padhi journey la eranga solluvaangala?
rotfl reading this one! bombay local trains mela inspired mathiri irukku!!
if only!
Adutha thadavai veetukku pogum podhu, suthi poda sollunga…enna aRivu, enna creativity! :p
err… realllly?!!
lol. will there be a ladies special?
we can pay 99rs and still get seatsss n pretty air hostess ;p
hehehehe but good one
Looks like April fool from the inauguration date. You are right in the fares though – I know the Chennai/Mumbai fare used to be Rs. 144, and if you use the NAMS (Night Air Mail Service) the fare was 98 — and these were before you were all born – And would you believe a London ticket oneway cost you 1333 (i.e. L Stg. 100 at Re.13.33 exchange rate) and twenty years ago india/usa/india ticket was Rs. 4004/00
=))
I remember Vadivel Parthiban comedy. Checking Varuvangala?? Checking Varuvangala?? Checking Varuvangala??
shyam,
Thats under consideration
Kaps,
No air hostess. Only aaya
Priya,
Thanks. Please keep visiting often
yadhvi,
Lalu minja mudiyuma?
Aravind,
ThaLLi vittuduvaanga
RC,
Exactly. I got inspiration after travelling in mumbai local couple of days back
ramses,
if only
kumari,
. Ennai suthi engayavadhu poattuda poraanga 
Danks Danks
SK,
Naan dhaan aarambikalaam nu irukken
j’adore,
Thats a good idea
visithra,
You want a pretty air hostess? :O
Ram,
Ippo mattum appadi irundha it will be too good
shub,
billa,
kaNdippa
hi prabhu,
Kallakara daa….. rombha nalla azhudhara.. seekaram oru book poodu…
bye.
eranga vendiya edathilay eranga parachute service undaa?
dai prirabhu!
machan nee genuis da….va da arambikalam..yeppo da runway podlam?
Hi Prabhu,
Very very funny post
. Air Mirchi, wow what a name for a airline.
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