You too, Brutus!

He and She at home on a Saturday evening. They are kind of bored watching TV all day

He: Hey, pakathaathu kozhandhai eduthundu varattuma? Romba naaL aachu adhu kooda viLayadi
She: aamam la. Kootindu vaa. Evlo neram dhaan un moonjiyaye paathundu irukkaradhu
(He brings the 9 month old baby home. The baby is very happy with all the attention, and plays with the couple. After a while it gets bored, and starts crying. He tries all tricks he knows, including dancing which he has never done in his while. She for her part tries something to entertain the kid)
He: Anga paaru. She aunty paaru. Eppadi aadara paaru siri
(The baby stops crying, and pees on he’s shirt)
He: Adada. Seri naan kozhandhaya ava aathula vittutu varen
(He returns, cleans himself and changes)
He: Semma thuru thuru nu irukku la?
She: Hmmm
He: Time poradhe theriya maatengaradhu ava kooda veLayadina
She: yes
(He senses that something is wrong, at last)
He: Hey! Enna aachu unakku?
She: Onnum illaiye
He: Illai sollu. Enna aachu? Udambu seri illaiya?
She: Udambukku enna?
He: then?
She: ennai paartha unakku aunty madhiri irukka?
He: Huh? Enna ippadi ellam kaekkare? Naan eppo sonnen?
She: kozhandhai kitta enna sonne?
He: hey come on. 9 maasa kozhandhai kitta unnai eppadi refer panradhu?
She: adhukkunu aunty na sollanum?
He: Err. Vera enna solradhu?
She: Thats not the point! Ennai nee eppadi aunty sollalaam?
He: Illai maa. Vandhu. Naan yosikalai. Chattunu solliten
She: chattunu solre appadina enna artham? Un manasula appadi dhaan nenachindu irukke appadinu?
He: cha cha! Enna idhu chinna kozhandhai madhiri
She: oh appo naan kozhandhai aa? Ennai paatha unakku avlo immature aa irukka?
He: !!!!!!!!

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28 Responses to You too, Brutus!

  1. vee-jay says:

    Too good :)
    But connection with the title – puriyala!!!

  2. curses says:

    hehe, naan solla vandhadha vee-jay soleetanga :)

  3. nithya says:

    hi good one!!!

  4. Krithika says:

    Idhu konjam over- exaggeration. Lot of kids call me aunty – I don’t mind at all.

    And you named it You too Brutus because “he” refers to “she” as Aunty, like everybody else does?

  5. prabukarthik says:

    SLA maintain panninadhuku nandri :D

    9 maasa kuzhandaiku kooda ivanga aunty illaya?

    enna aniyaayam ba!!

  6. prabukarthik says:

    idukku ellam orey theervu she amma aaganum :)

  7. WA says:

    Don’t understand why she gets wound up if she is referred to as an aunty to a 9 month old baby! Big deal

  8. aNTi says:

    Pirabhu: ROTFL! I actually agree with Prabhukartik… :D

  9. Imsaimannan says:

    haha ferro…you have once again made a very lively and truthful He-She. I agree with you totally. Girls never want anybody to call them aunty till they are about 35 or 40 years old.Btw I feel you have a very strong observation power. Otherwise it is hard to write HE-SHE w/o any experience

    Imsai

  10. Bindu says:

    Adhellaam seri.. adhu enna? eppovum she-ya thaakindu? He – mattum romba chamathu pillaiyo?

  11. shub says:

    bullshit! and you know it. :p

  12. fun2fun says:

    good one.. adha vida idhu nallave purinjudhu.. ;)

  13. kumari says:

    I object. I actually adore it when kids call me chithi, athai, aunty etc.

    Unga He adi vaanga poraru. She-a rombave thakkararu :p

  14. Madhu says:

    I know…y is it always ‘she’ starting the fight or getting upset over little things….’he’ romba nalla payan madhiri kamikiringaa….hahaha…but a good one…!!!

  15. visithra says:

    lol it depends on the age i think –

    one more observation – mothers of young children tend to point out single women as auntys to their children while fathers say akka –

    ehn ehn?? Hummmmm

  16. Boo says:

    Ferrari – So true. I did nt want to be called aunty until I became a mom.(Even then reluctantly!!) Kids calling me aunty was ok but “aunties” asking their kids to call me “aunty” was unforgivable! So ‘HE’ was a brutus indeed! :)

  17. B a l a j i says:

    Enna kodumai Ferrari namma He-ku. Ippadi oru She namma He-ku thevai dhaana. pesaama He-kum , She-kum divorce vaangi kuduthudunga.

    Ippadi dhinam She kitta kadipadaradhukku, bachelor-aavey irukkalaam.

  18. Rubic_Cube says:

    rendu naal kapram padikaren intha he-she aa… meesai dhaadi ulla ella pasangalaiyum kids uncle na thaan koopdum, if the pasangal are strangers to the kids. clean shaven aa iruntha oru sila pothu bhaiyya na kooda koopduvaanga.. aana athu north india la thaan jaasti prevalent. south la laam uncle thaan! ditto with the ladies.

  19. vee-jay and curses,
    Boo comment padinga :)

    nithya,
    :)

    Krithika and Kumari,
    In this episode, the She is not bothered about the kid calling. It is about the He referring that way :)

    prabukarthik,
    He he :D

  20. WA,
    Ellorum ungaLa madhiri illaiye ;-)

    aNTi,
    :)

    Imsaimannan,
    Thanks :)

    Bindu,
    Err. I have written some, poking fun at He as well :)

    shub,
    :P

    fun2fun,
    edha vida?

    Madhu,
    Not at all! Ok. Next few he-she will portray he as villain. Ok?

    visithra,
    Is it? I havent observed!

    Balaji,
    Acho. enna aachu? Yaen ivlo tensan aa irukeenga?

    Boo,
    Thanks for the comment. Idha paathavadhu neraya perukkum puriyattum indha he-she :D

  21. jamuna says:

    hi… i got the id for this site from one of ur friends… he-she romba nalla irundhudhu… aanaalum ponnungala romba thaan kindal pandringo :) … but not all girls r the same… anyway nice work… u r very creative…

  22. fun2fun says:

    anniku YM la oru he-she sonnengale..adha vida :)

  23. Rajesh says:

    So very true !!!

  24. Samyuktha says:

    hi,
    edha apdiye old song style la try pannu

    NAN PARTHADHULIYE UN ORU BLOG DHAN
    ROMBHA SUPERB ENPHEN, ROMBHA SUPERB ENBHEN,

    NAN PADITHADHULEY ENDHA HE-SHE DHAN
    ROMBHA PIDIKUM ENBHEN, ROMBHA PIDIKUM ENBHEN…

    SUPERBA AZHUDHARINGA NINGA…

  25. jamuna,
    thanks :-)

    fun2fun,
    oh adhuva?

    Rajesh,
    :-)

    Samyuktha,
    Aaaha. asathareenga. Thanks a lot :D

  26. Sandhya says:

    Yamma… idhu over! Paavum ipdi women-folka comment pannadheenga!:D Nevertheless, very good read!

  27. karthiks says:

    aiya en veetu pakkam eppovavadhu vandhiya ??

  28. chinna gounder says:

    [b] Akka [/b] nu solli iruntha sathosama irunthirukum she ku.

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