He and She at home on a Saturday evening. They are kind of bored watching TV all day

He: Hey, pakathaathu kozhandhai eduthundu varattuma? Romba naaL aachu adhu kooda viLayadi
She: aamam la. Kootindu vaa. Evlo neram dhaan un moonjiyaye paathundu irukkaradhu
(He brings the 9 month old baby home. The baby is very happy with all the attention, and plays with the couple. After a while it gets bored, and starts crying. He tries all tricks he knows, including dancing which he has never done in his while. She for her part tries something to entertain the kid)
He: Anga paaru. She aunty paaru. Eppadi aadara paaru siri
(The baby stops crying, and pees on he’s shirt)
He: Adada. Seri naan kozhandhaya ava aathula vittutu varen
(He returns, cleans himself and changes)
He: Semma thuru thuru nu irukku la?
She: Hmmm
He: Time poradhe theriya maatengaradhu ava kooda veLayadina
She: yes
(He senses that something is wrong, at last)
He: Hey! Enna aachu unakku?
She: Onnum illaiye
He: Illai sollu. Enna aachu? Udambu seri illaiya?
She: Udambukku enna?
He: then?
She: ennai paartha unakku aunty madhiri irukka?
He: Huh? Enna ippadi ellam kaekkare? Naan eppo sonnen?
She: kozhandhai kitta enna sonne?
He: hey come on. 9 maasa kozhandhai kitta unnai eppadi refer panradhu?
She: adhukkunu aunty na sollanum?
He: Err. Vera enna solradhu?
She: Thats not the point! Ennai nee eppadi aunty sollalaam?
He: Illai maa. Vandhu. Naan yosikalai. Chattunu solliten
She: chattunu solre appadina enna artham? Un manasula appadi dhaan nenachindu irukke appadinu?
He: cha cha! Enna idhu chinna kozhandhai madhiri
She: oh appo naan kozhandhai aa? Ennai paatha unakku avlo immature aa irukka?
He: !!!!!!!!