Machi TV Special Programme:
Big Sight anchored by the famous anchor Ms Gutkha Butt!

Topic of the day is ‘Does it sweat more at Chennai or at Mumbai?’. Eminent personalities like Cycle Puncturewala, andhar baniankar, jambajar jaggu, kandasamy mavan participate in this show!

Gutkha Butt: Good evening everybody. Today we are here to discuss the all important topic of where it sweats more.
Audience guy 1: I think it sweats more in the forehead
Gutkha Butt: Sorry. I didn’t mean that way. We are here to discuss whether it sweats more in Mumbai, or at Chennai. It is a sticky topic! Before that, we are really really running short of time and we need to take a break now
Audience guy 2: But then the show hardly started. Why do you want to take a break?
Gutkha Butt: I need to goto the loo immediately. Else this place will become galeej

(After the break)

Gutkha Butt: Mr Cycle Puncturewala. Your thoughts on this please
Cycle: Ji. I have been in this industry for 25 years. Of which, I have spent some 2 years in Chennai. You see. For checking where the puncture is, we use water in Mumbai. Whereas in Chennai I place a bucket next to me. And stand in the sun for 15 minutes. After that the sweat in my body is enough to fill the bucket
Gutkha Butt: What do you have to say for this Mr Jaggu?
Jaggu: See. In Mumbai there is no water problem. So he doesn’t need to stand in sun for 15 minutes. Where as in Chennai, we face acute water crisis. That’s the reason you have to stand in sun for 15 minutes.
Gutkha Butt interferes: You just have 10 seconds to talk on this
Jaggu: What 10 seconds? I want country arrack quarter
Gutkha Butt: Very sorry. We will be having a short break now. Don’t go anywhere. Stick to your seats for this sticky topic

(After the break)

Now let us hear from Mr Andhar Baniankar, communist MP
Andhar Baniankar: Ji. Chennai is considered as a manufacturing hub. Unfortunately all of them are multinational companies. Because of this, so much toxic waste is over Chennai air. That’s why people sweat more in Chennai. I think the finance minister and prime minister should reconsider the decision of inviting manufacturing giants from the world to India. People should travel by bullock carts.
Kandasamy Mavan interferes: Hail aatha. It is aatha, who is responsible for bringing multinationals to India. Hail aatha. Because of her, everyone in India is able to dream of a car. Hail aatha. As you know, all cars have AC. Hail aatha. Because of that no one needs to sweat. This is a false propaganda by the central ministers. Hail aatha.
Gutkha Butt: But then it is an alternative situation. What is the government doing about toxic waste? Looks like the TN govt failed to do its duty
Kandasamy Mavan: But madam
Gutkha Butt: Sorry, we are really running short of time and need to take a quick commercial break!

(After the break)
Gutkha Butt: Welcome back to the last segment. Here we get the view of the audience. There the guy in green shirt
Green guy: I am from Chennai. But I spent last week in Mumbai. There are so many hot babes in Mumbai. Looking at them I started sweating more. I don’t sweat that much at Chennai.
(The girls and Gutkha booo him)
Gutkha Butt: This is a very chauvinistic statement. Anyone else. There the girl in red
Red girl: I am from Mumbai. But studying here in elder brother university. It is the moral policing in Chennai that’s the cause for this. We are not able to wear dresses based on comfort. And more over the mobile phone is banned. I miss my parents and family most of the times. Feel suffocated. And the dress is not comfortable as well. So I sweat more in Chennai.
Gutkha Butt: Brilliant! We need more speakers like you. How many of you agree with her?
Half the people in audience raise their hands. And the camera focuses only on those people.
Gutkha Butt: As you see most of the audience feel, it sweats more in Chennai due to the indifferent attitude of government, and also due to the moral policing
Kandasamy Mavan: Hail aatha! But madam, we didn’t discuss much about Mumbai. Hail aatha!
Gutkha Butt: Sorry there is nothing much to discuss. And we are running short of time. Thank you everybody for participating!