Chances

Chances of meeting a beautiful girl in an engagement or marriage, is directly proportional to a maami/maama coming in between and spoiling it!

Addendum:
Chances of maami/maama leaving you alone is nil, if they know you are single!

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27 Responses to Chances

  1. Arun says:

    ferrari ji..
    enna aachu..why this mathematical hypothesis?

  2. hmmmm, udhai vaangineera ?? :)

  3. vee-jay says:

    What are the chances of the gil coming back and talking to you after the maami/ maama have left? Is it proportional to anything?

  4. “Chances of meeting a beautiful girl in an engagement or marriage, is directly proportional to a maami/maama coming in between and spoiling it!”

    Wow, so does it mean that more maami’s the more chances of meeting a beautiful girl?

    So again, maami’s = (atleast some % of beautiful girls) is it?

    So, more maama’s more gotcha’s heheh.

    Or, is it directly proportional to either one coming in between like a Aaanai :)

  5. prabukarthik says:

    vee-jay,

    that is proportional to so samathu payyan ferrari is. since he is not samathu chances are zero :D

  6. yadhvi says:

    Prabhuji,
    The number of times that beautiful girl crosses your eye is directly proportional to your ratings on her appraisal!

  7. yours truly says:

    Periya periya scientists and mathematicians ellaam pichai vaagaNum un kitta :)

  8. Gops says:

    Nammala madhiri alaga irrundhaley indha madhiri tholaigal irruka thaaan seiyum…
    lol

  9. Rubic_Cube says:

    Ferro.

    Ippa thaan math laam nyabagam vartha? Ratio and Proportion chapter nyabagam vanthurthaa? :-)

    I had made 2 laws in 2002 – JLT JFK! Kaelu!

    LOLO – Law of Lost Opportunities. “Good girls are already taken”
    LOOp – Law of Optimistic Opportunities. “The better ones are still out there”

    Ithu eppadi?

  10. Neha says:

    indha maths enakku nalla puriyudhu :) . idha madhiri matters a syllabus la include panna sollungalaen. naanum konjam nalla mark vaangittu poraen ;)

  11. invincible says:

    So true :)
    I cud never dodge those overtly interested match-makers :D

  12. IBH says:

    Congrats!

  13. Ramya says:

    Ohhh… How true!! Indha maths laam syllabus la vecha.. mark atleast varum! Engalukkum irukkey!! cha!

  14. aNTi says:

    Pirabhu: Congrats machi….

    IBH: Nice job of focussing on what Pirabu wants us to focus ;)

  15. Imsaimannan says:

    Eppadi ferro eppadi ellam..nan ninakuren negha yarukitayo pesanum ninachu wait pannikitu erundhapo neriya makkal vandhu disturb panni erukanghanu…final la pesingala ellaiya ;)

  16. shyam says:

    Heheh… Do I hear the voice of frustration, Ferrari? :) Mind you… if the beautiful girl is the daughter of the interfering mami, you have to patao the mami first, right? :D

  17. Boo says:

    Cut it out people! This does nt happen in He-She, so most probably this is imaginary!! LOL! :) Right, Ferrari?

  18. Arun,
    Summa dhaan ;-)

    a rebellious mind,
    No no. Not at all ;-)

    vee-jay,
    For that the maami/maama has to leave right? :-(

  19. a rebellious mind,
    Maami’s usually accompany the beautiful girls :-D Atleast from what I have seen ;-)

    prabukarthik,
    aaha! Naan romba chamathu sir :D

    yadhvi,
    Ippadi vera oNNu irukka? Adada. Observe pannama vittutene! Sigh!

  20. yours truly,
    :P

    Gops,
    He he :-D

    RC,
    Dai dai, eppadi da indha madhiri ellam thonradhu? Monday anniku I will mail you some more acronyms ;-)

  21. Neha and Ramya,
    kaNakku podradhu ungaLukku puriyaama irukkuma?

    vinci,
    Long time no see! Howz you?

    IBH and aNTi,
    Hello. It was not my engagement function. Enakku edhukku congratulations? Crazy Mohan drama madhiri irukke?

    Imsaimannan,
    Ennatha pesaradhu. Adhu oru periya kadhai. Appuram post panren adhai pathi ;-)

    shyam,
    Thats true. But to talk for 15 minutes, do i need to pataufy the maami too :-(

    Boo,
    He he. This happened for real :P

  22. sundar says:

    another addendum..

    unless it is your sister, brother , cousins wedding in which case all gujilis will be lined up to meet you (the eligible one)!!

  23. talkativeman says:

    There’s a surefire solution.

    U: “I’m least bothered about property, looks or the girl’s earning potential”
    Them(edging closer, beaming): “Excellent, when can we meet your parents?”
    U: “Before that uncle, what do you think would be a reasonable frequency for pre-marital sex?”

    Life will be peaceful from now on :)

  24. Aarthi says:

    yet another addendum….
    Probability of picking up a bai/gal @ a wedding is inversly propotional to the mami’s n mama’s present there!! :-D

  25. Ravi says:

    Prabhu-ji,
    Re: “Naan romba chamathu” Yup, if you are so “chamathu”, then I’m the “naughty” one too!
    ;)

  26. Priyamvada says:

    Reminds me of

    O pyari panipuri Bambai nari needhan endhan Nagma, Nagma, Nagma….
    Sylvester Stallone pola appan-kaaran kooda vandha thaguma, thaguma, thaguma :)

    Priya.
    P.S: let me see if your spam filter will allow this.

  27. ssww says:

    en chunnia vanthu urinchundi thevar ponadattikala