Chances of meeting a beautiful girl in an engagement or marriage, is directly proportional to a maami/maama coming in between and spoiling it!
Addendum:
Chances of maami/maama leaving you alone is nil, if they know you are single!
27 Responses to “Chances”
on 27 Jan 2006 at 3:54 pm # Arun
ferrari ji..
enna aachu..why this mathematical hypothesis?
on 27 Jan 2006 at 4:01 pm # a rebellious mind
hmmmm, udhai vaangineera ??
on 27 Jan 2006 at 4:02 pm # vee-jay
What are the chances of the gil coming back and talking to you after the maami/ maama have left? Is it proportional to anything?
on 27 Jan 2006 at 4:06 pm # a rebellious mind
“Chances of meeting a beautiful girl in an engagement or marriage, is directly proportional to a maami/maama coming in between and spoiling it!”
Wow, so does it mean that more maami’s the more chances of meeting a beautiful girl?
So again, maami’s = (atleast some % of beautiful girls) is it?
So, more maama’s more gotcha’s heheh.
Or, is it directly proportional to either one coming in between like a Aaanai
on 27 Jan 2006 at 4:23 pm # prabukarthik
vee-jay,
that is proportional to so samathu payyan ferrari is. since he is not samathu chances are zero
on 27 Jan 2006 at 4:45 pm # yadhvi
Prabhuji,
The number of times that beautiful girl crosses your eye is directly proportional to your ratings on her appraisal!
on 27 Jan 2006 at 5:00 pm # yours truly
Periya periya scientists and mathematicians ellaam pichai vaagaNum un kitta
on 27 Jan 2006 at 5:01 pm # Gops
Nammala madhiri alaga irrundhaley indha madhiri tholaigal irruka thaaan seiyum…
lol
on 27 Jan 2006 at 5:30 pm # Rubic_Cube
Ferro.
Ippa thaan math laam nyabagam vartha? Ratio and Proportion chapter nyabagam vanthurthaa?
I had made 2 laws in 2002 - JLT JFK! Kaelu!
LOLO - Law of Lost Opportunities. “Good girls are already taken”
LOOp - Law of Optimistic Opportunities. “The better ones are still out there”
Ithu eppadi?
on 27 Jan 2006 at 6:49 pm # Neha
indha maths enakku nalla puriyudhu :). idha madhiri matters a syllabus la include panna sollungalaen. naanum konjam nalla mark vaangittu poraen
on 27 Jan 2006 at 7:06 pm # invincible
So true
I cud never dodge those overtly interested match-makers
on 27 Jan 2006 at 7:43 pm # IBH
Congrats!
on 27 Jan 2006 at 8:21 pm # Ramya
Ohhh… How true!! Indha maths laam syllabus la vecha.. mark atleast varum! Engalukkum irukkey!! cha!
on 27 Jan 2006 at 8:36 pm # aNTi
Pirabhu: Congrats machi….
IBH: Nice job of focussing on what Pirabu wants us to focus
on 27 Jan 2006 at 8:40 pm # Imsaimannan
Eppadi ferro eppadi ellam..nan ninakuren negha yarukitayo pesanum ninachu wait pannikitu erundhapo neriya makkal vandhu disturb panni erukanghanu…final la pesingala ellaiya
on 27 Jan 2006 at 10:04 pm # shyam
Heheh… Do I hear the voice of frustration, Ferrari?
Mind you… if the beautiful girl is the daughter of the interfering mami, you have to patao the mami first, right? 
on 27 Jan 2006 at 10:55 pm # Boo
Cut it out people! This does nt happen in He-She, so most probably this is imaginary!! LOL!
Right, Ferrari?
on 28 Jan 2006 at 8:49 am # F e r r a r i
Arun,
Summa dhaan
a rebellious mind,
No no. Not at all
vee-jay,
For that the maami/maama has to leave right?
on 28 Jan 2006 at 8:51 am # F e r r a r i
a rebellious mind,
Atleast from what I have seen 
Maami’s usually accompany the beautiful girls
prabukarthik,
aaha! Naan romba chamathu sir
yadhvi,
Ippadi vera oNNu irukka? Adada. Observe pannama vittutene! Sigh!
on 28 Jan 2006 at 8:52 am # F e r r a r i
yours truly,
Gops,
He he
RC,
Dai dai, eppadi da indha madhiri ellam thonradhu? Monday anniku I will mail you some more acronyms
on 28 Jan 2006 at 8:54 am # F e r r a r i
Neha and Ramya,
kaNakku podradhu ungaLukku puriyaama irukkuma?
vinci,
Long time no see! Howz you?
IBH and aNTi,
Hello. It was not my engagement function. Enakku edhukku congratulations? Crazy Mohan drama madhiri irukke?
Imsaimannan,
Ennatha pesaradhu. Adhu oru periya kadhai. Appuram post panren adhai pathi
shyam,
Thats true. But to talk for 15 minutes, do i need to pataufy the maami too
Boo,
He he. This happened for real
on 28 Jan 2006 at 12:09 pm # sundar
another addendum..
unless it is your sister, brother , cousins wedding in which case all gujilis will be lined up to meet you (the eligible one)!!
on 29 Jan 2006 at 7:29 am # talkativeman
There’s a surefire solution.
U: “I’m least bothered about property, looks or the girl’s earning potential”
Them(edging closer, beaming): “Excellent, when can we meet your parents?”
U: “Before that uncle, what do you think would be a reasonable frequency for pre-marital sex?”
Life will be peaceful from now on
on 30 Jan 2006 at 12:34 pm # Aarthi
yet another addendum….
Probability of picking up a bai/gal @ a wedding is inversly propotional to the mami’s n mama’s present there!!
on 30 Jan 2006 at 6:34 pm # Ravi
Prabhu-ji,
Re: “Naan romba chamathu” Yup, if you are so “chamathu”, then I’m the “naughty” one too!
on 30 Jan 2006 at 10:21 pm # Priyamvada
Reminds me of
O pyari panipuri Bambai nari needhan endhan Nagma, Nagma, Nagma….
Sylvester Stallone pola appan-kaaran kooda vandha thaguma, thaguma, thaguma
Priya.
P.S: let me see if your spam filter will allow this.
on 30 Jun 2006 at 10:12 pm # ssww
en chunnia vanthu urinchundi thevar ponadattikala