Dear Ms Sonia Gandhi,

Most people do not know, how much wonderful qualities you possess. And they are ignorant. Let me cite few examples, and show why you are such a great and noble person.

1. Volcker Report Controversy. What a control you have over the parties senior person like Natwar Singh. A minister with cabinet who hadnt done any wrong, became a minister without any portfolio and is now licking his wounds. But, didnt the commitee indict both natwar singh and the congress party as beneficiaries. When thats the case, Natwar Singh was punished. Good. But what about the congress party? Who is heading it? Thats buried under the carpet? What a command you have over your party? Mindblowing!
2. Tirumala Tirupati Devasthanam is world famous. And you made a stunning move, with the help of Y Samuel Rajasekhara Reddy, the CM of Andhra Pradesh to divert the temple funds to catholic run hospitals. Brilliant! Secularism at its best right? But if the funds of some christian missionaries is diverted to hindu mission hospitals, it becomes communalism right? What a secularist. wow!
3. Karunanidhi and Deve Gowda should learn from you how to make political parties a family business. What a right time to introduce Rahul Gandhi at a higher level? Pray madam, what has he done to make a speech at the annual congress summit? And has your son sacrificed his love for the colombian girlfriend or is he going his father’s way? Your family affairs is none of our business. But then, we would need to get prepared for having a colombian as the party president right? Congress is really a global party. And how much love for your children matters over the country or your party. As a mom you have done so much for your kids. What a mom!!
4. And your dear friend, Mr Q has recently said that he is proud of his friendship with your family. Are you also proud of it madam? Please do answer Gurumurthy’s questions that appeared in Indian Express on saturday. Scantless of what the country thinks, you just ordered your law minister puppet to defreeze Mr Q’s accounts. How much you do for friendship? Your friends will really feel proud of you!
Great! I dont think there has been or will be any other leader in the history of Indian Politics like you. Even Lalu is terrorized of you madam. Brilliant!

Long live your service to the congress party and secularism!