By now, I hope you are aware of the developments in Karnataka. Rediff has quoted what Ms Ambika Soni has said. Please read that and have a good laugh.

Now coming to the main topic of this blog post. Unfortunately Ms Soni, doesnt speak much and entertain us :-( So here, lets assume how she will respond to various issues. Ofcourse they are imaginary. And to make it realistic, lets assume the person interviewing is none other than Sonia Gandhi fan club president Mr Rajdeep Sardesai.

Q. CBI has allowed defreezing of Mr Q’s accounts in London. When the Bofors case is going on, dont you think it will hinder the progress of the case?
A. No no. Only the accounts have been defreezed. Ms Gandhi has requested Mr Q not to withdraw any money from the account. Congress Party will let law take its own course.

Rajdeep turns towards the audience and says ‘This is another instance, where Ms Gandhi is showing her patriotism towards the country. We need more such leaders’

Q. Ms Jayalalitha is charging that there has been a delay in allocating the flood relief funds to TamilNadu. And she says for Maharashtra, the funds were released on the same day
A. Oh come on! Everyone has a right to have their own opinion. There are 12 ministers from the state of tamilnadu, including the Finance Minister. They went and inspected places like Anna Arivalayam and Gopalapuram. They assessed the damage and were ready to release the funds. But Mr Karunanidhi intervened, and said that TamilNadu has enough funds and no need to allocate more. He was magnanimous enough to request the government to allocate the funds for discussing crucial topics like Saurav Ganguly’s inclusion in the Indian Team, tapping Amar Singh’s phone etc

Q. Your opinions on Amar Singh phone getting tapped?
A. See. We gave this sting operation to a shoddy media group. Actually the plan was to expose Mr Amar Singh’s personal life. But unfortunately, the issue got leaked before it could be used as a sting operation. Ms Gandhi will hereafter personally oversee this issue. A new committee called as Tap-to-Sting committee will be formed, with Ms Gandhi chairing the committee.

Q. Final question. How is the government going to tackle terrorism?
A: We have come up with an innovative idea. An all party women delegation led by Ms Brinda Karat will host a kitty party at Kashmir. This is exclusively for the women in the terrorists family. Then Ms Gandhi, will play a shuttle badminton match with Mrs Musharaff. Every one will be happy, and terrorists will turn as new leaves.

Thats it. End of interview. Rajdeep turns towards the camera and says ‘As we see, the UPA government is making a progressive step in various issues. Please dont go anywhere. Right after a short break, we will discuss why Gujarat has the maximum cycle tyre punctures in India. And what the BJP has to say for this’