Everyone is coming up with a prediction for 2006. Now its my turn.
Am using a new technique to categorize people. Till now you have seen people categorized based on their sun/moon signs etc etc. Whereas I used traffic signs, did some very complex calculations like (a+b)*2 etc and arrived at this.
Category 1: People whose birth date falls in between 1 and 31.
Yes. Just a single category. But you will be surprised to note that, it is true product of a genius.
Category 1:
Prediction:
In this year, your birthday will come somewhere between 1st and 31st. You will eat food, listen to music, news and watch movies, sports etc. If you are married, then you are not single. If it gets cold, you will wear sweater. You will also get to drink water when you are thirsty.
You will get to buy new garments, and use old banians to clean your bike/cars. There are high chances of you going abroad with the help of Gaja Annan*
When your vehicle fuel level is low, you will visit petrol bunks to fill in petrol.
You are a very rational person. This will be evident, when you visit restaurants. You will tend to order 2/3 or 3/4 soups etc.
Your lucky stone will be Sharon Stone.
If you are a male
Buy jasmine flower and halwa regularly to increase the possibility of a peaceful life ![]()
You will get to drink beer, and then worry about your pot bellies.
If you are a female
Try to demand for variety and not halwa always ![]()
You will get to eat lots of chocolates, ice creams and later worry about the extra calories!
Thats it
Merry Christmas!
*Gaja Annan is a famous guy in Tamilnadu, who runs a ferry service from Chennai to Cochin
on 23 Dec 2005 at 12:08 pm # prabukarthik
accurate predictions
andha rational example super. but enakku rombo pidichadhu ’stone’ dhaan
on 23 Dec 2005 at 12:36 pm # yadhvi
ferrari,
ore, oru prediction balikaadhu..
I can go to petrol bunks and fill diesel
on 23 Dec 2005 at 12:41 pm # Ram
nostradamus, cheiro, bezan daruwala, agasthiyar ellarum kalandha oru koottu madhiri irukku!
on 23 Dec 2005 at 1:42 pm # Srivat
Ferrari,
Off the Whole, I liked the Rational part.But agree these predictions are a true product of genius.:-)
‘If you are Male’ - (Married or singlennu sollathathu intentional or non-intentional):-D.
on 23 Dec 2005 at 1:51 pm # B a l a j i
Adede….Neenga dhaana adhu daily kaalaila ella TV-layum, “ungaLukku anukoolamaana thisai vadakku, raasiyaana niram veLLai”-nu adichi vidaradhu.
on 23 Dec 2005 at 2:00 pm # yours truly
“Rational person” - Am ROTFL. Shall finish laughing and read the rest
2/3,3/4 eppdi adhu??? Unga Maths teacher-a paakaNum enakku
on 23 Dec 2005 at 2:00 pm # Sri
Ariya pala thatuvangala koothu oru kalakkal josiyam solli irukeenga….
anyways, it was funny
on 23 Dec 2005 at 2:57 pm # visithra
hehehe super predictions
on 23 Dec 2005 at 3:13 pm # Rubic_Cube
When I read about Gaja Annan.. for a moment I thought.. @#$%% and then read the footnote. Hmmm…
Like many above, I am hung up on “Rational” person.
Ration potte vaazhpavan evano, avan Rational person.
Aama… appo antha “Ration”al software aa pathi enna idea?? Ungal vidai??
on 23 Dec 2005 at 6:07 pm # cellvi2003
Thangamudialada samy…..
on 23 Dec 2005 at 6:22 pm # aNTi
Gaja Annan! ROTFL!
on 23 Dec 2005 at 7:42 pm # rsubras
Gaja anne nu sollanum….. Avaru kathanayagam padathula pandiyarajan and s.v.shekar ah kappal moolama dubaai ku kootitu povaaru
nice movie…….
intha prediction panravanga thollai thaangaathu..appapa ethu season oh athai adichu viduvaanga..election time na intha katchi intha kootani sernthu aatchi pidikkum soluvanga.. tremors vanthuchunna innum 1 year la periya poogambam varuthunnu solluvanga…… hmmmm…….
on 23 Dec 2005 at 11:13 pm # Neha
*if u r married than u r not single* rotfl!!!
on 26 Dec 2005 at 10:50 am # F e r r a r i
prabukarthik,
Enakkum andha stone romba pidikkum
Yadhvi,
Just miss. I should have mentioned Pterol/Diesel/CNG
Ram,
He he
on 26 Dec 2005 at 10:52 am # F e r r a r i
Srivat,
Un intentional appadinu vachukalaame?
B a l a j i,
Cha cha! Idhu dhaan naan 1st time solradhu!
yours truly,
No cross questions
Sri and Visithra,
Thanks
on 26 Dec 2005 at 10:54 am # F e r r a r i
Rubic_Cube,
I knew I knew. Adhukku dhaan foot note!
cellvi,
aNTi,
rs,
Andha padam nalla irukkum
Neha,