He and She watching TV. Technically speaking He watching TV, and She cooking inside
He is watching the Natwest trophy finals of India-England for the 23rd time. She comes out
She: indha vendakkai konjam cut panni koden
He takes the vegetables and knife
She: Evlo thadavai indha match paape
He: Vera edhuvum nanna illaiye
She: Remote enga!
She changes to Sun Music channel. Oru maalai ila veyil neram is coming on tv.
She: Evlo smart aa irukkaan la. He is good
He: Ivan ennatha nalla irukaan. Ghajini la andha memory loss character la he has made a fool of himself.
She: Sanjay Ramasamy character la semma smart aa irundhaan. Adhuvum andha suttum vizhi sudare paatula wow!
He getting all J and starts cutting the vegetable fast
She gets back to the kitchen, and promptly He changes the channel
She shouts from kitchen
She: Channel ennathaku change pannine
He: Nee uLLa dhaane irukke. Adhaan change pannen
She: Adhanaala enna. Paatu kaadhula vizhum illai
He: Cha!
He gets in the kitchen, gives the vendakkai plate and walks out in a huff. He opens the door, takes the mobile and walks out of the house.
He is standing at the gate for a while, watching the dogs playing in the sand. Calls a couple of his friends and gets back inside the house after some 15 minutes.
TV is off. She has finished frying the vendakkai. Rice is on cooker. She is in the bedroom
He: Samachu mudichaacha?
She: hmmm
He: Kaekkaren la?
She: Ippo ennathuku kathara? Paatha theriyaliya? Cooker la sadham vachi irukken. Sambhar curry panni mudichaachu
He: Naan onnum kathalai!
Saying this, he switches on the TV and is watching News. After a while cooker whistle starts coming on. After 2nd or 3rd whistle
He: Cooker kathindu irukku illai. Adha konjam aNachu tholayen!
She walks out of the bedroom pretty fast, switches off the cooker and gets back to the bedroom.
Sensing something wrong, He switches off the TV and goes to the bedroom
He: Enna aachu unakku
She: Onnum illaiye
He: Appuram edhukku inji thinna korangu maari urrr nu irukke?
She starts crying
He: Ippo naan enna solliten nu azhudhu aarpaattam panre?
In between the tears
She: Naan surya smart sonna thappu, nee asin paathu drool panna thappu illai la
He: Err
She: Nee office la irukkara ponnunga paathu sight adippe. And adhayum en kitta vandhu solluve. Aaana naan oru cine star smart aa irukkan sonna thappu
He: Cha! Naan appadi ellam onnum sollaliye
She: Enakku theriyaadha unnai pathi. Vendakai visiri adikaadha kuraya kitchen la poatte. And appadiye kadhava thirandhuttu poite
He: Sorry ma! Naan edho tension la irundhen
She doesn’t say anything and is crying lightly. He comes closer to her, and hugs her. She pushes him away. He hugs her even tightly and kisses her on the cheek. She bursts out crying.
After a while, she wipes her face and goes to the kitchen.
She: Seri saapdlaam vaa
He: Sorry di. Naan appadi panni irukka koodadhu
She: Hmmmm
He: Konja neram kazhichu saapadalaam. Vaa TV paakalam
He changes channel to Sun Music. Guess what song is playing?
Suttum vizhi sudare. And so this He-She episode ends with he having a asattu sirippu on his face, and she having a resigned look!
on 22 Dec 2005 at 3:01 pm # Sri
Unlike other HE-SHE , he is not showing “!!! “emotions this time..good
on 22 Dec 2005 at 3:11 pm # Neha
I agree with sri. N yeah indha time konjam emosonal irukku. she azharadhukku badhila he ya thoraththi thoraththi adichirukkalaam :D. that is what gals known to me do anyways
on 22 Dec 2005 at 3:35 pm # vee-jay
Neha, I dont know you
on 22 Dec 2005 at 5:51 pm # cellvi2003
I dont think any she will cry for this matter, just as neha said, after he returning to house, sandai venumna innum perusa irukkum. But the finishing touch what u gave, athu superappu.
on 22 Dec 2005 at 6:24 pm # Sundaresan
thalaippu pramadham…me too felt what Sri said!!!
on 22 Dec 2005 at 6:29 pm # nithya
agree with cellvi, she crying for this is too much… what she shud be doing instead is surfing every other channel where they show Surya/some other smart guy and keep on drooling… nalla veruppethanum… till the he starts behaving normally without being a inji thinna korangu..:D
on 22 Dec 2005 at 6:47 pm # Bala (Karthik)
“And so this He-She episode ends with he having a asattu sirippu on his face, and she having a resigned look!”
Since it’s Suttum Vizhi, shouldn’t it end with him walking the robo-aerobics-head-nodding walk and her gazing into the distance???
on 22 Dec 2005 at 7:00 pm # Boo
“He: Cooker kathindu irukku illai. Adha konjam aNachu tholayen!”
This statement alone is another fight material!
This is not the HE I know!!
on 22 Dec 2005 at 9:34 pm # i am not
When He manages to tell his wife about the girls in his office, the wife couldn’t have thought in this manner for his actions.
on 22 Dec 2005 at 9:35 pm # NEW
This is the first time iam readign your blog. Inda HE-SHE matter mattum podumya , ne engayao poita. Unnala pala kudumbathala Prichiniya , elalrum expect pannuvangala avanga spouse must be like this. Ur HE-SHE blog actually goes into the heart . Superb
on 23 Dec 2005 at 12:03 am # Rubic_Cube
Ferro. Nariya sollarthukku irukku. Semma ragala… Check your email. Mav.. you too!
on 23 Dec 2005 at 6:01 am # B a l a j i
Ferrari anne,
Indha He-She different-aa keedhu.
on 23 Dec 2005 at 6:35 am # prabukarthik
chinna vayasile neenga dhaan bhgayaraj ku script eludhi kuduthadha solraangaley? unmayaava?
Good one!
And i dont agree to some of the comments, u never know what girls cry for. Sometimes they themselves would not know…
on 23 Dec 2005 at 7:20 am # visithra
Pk ethuthukehlam pasange J avangeh but gals cry pannalehnu sohna nambamtringehleh - 3 much ;p
lol but yeah the gal wouldn’t have cried but would have used the opportunity to poke fire - vehnda punnuleh vel kutuvangehnu sohluvangeleh ;p
Hehee but nice nice
on 23 Dec 2005 at 9:46 am # Rubic_Cube
Ferro…
Just a little attempt.
Cut to the scene… where he hollers at her to switch off the cooker…
She: Yaen katthare? Naan dhaan paarthundirukene…
He: Ennatha paarthundirukke? Inga Surya va dhaane paarthundirukke!
She: Eno romba avanaiye paarkara mathiri na chollare…
He: Pinna enna… Naan kaalaila office poidaren… apram veetla enna
nadakartho?!
She: Enna chonne nee? Enna pathi sandhega padariya??
(She standing in front of him, obstructing his TV view, glaring at him)
He: (cowering a little, kinda ready to take a hit if it comes…) Enna?
Onnum illaiye.. Naan enga sandhega padaren…??
She: Illa.. Nee athu thaan mean panne. Enna chonne chollu? Naan appdi enna
pannitten? Enna kurai vechchen unakku? (really angry now)
He: Huh? Illai ma… Naan unna sandhega paduvena? Ennikavathu sandhega
paturukena? Chollu??
(He gently keeps the TV remote on the center table, folds his legs under
him and kinda relaxes… trying to cool himself and cool her off)
She: Intha vilayatellam vendaam en kitta… Enna mean panne… chollu?
He: Cool… Chumma etho vilayaatu la.. ok! Cool… Amaithu.. Shanthi..
Shanthi.. 2 min Shanthi.. Baad mein kranti … Peace!!…
(He waving the peace sign at She…)
She: Hmmm… en mela chumma sandhega patte… nadakarthe vera…
terinchukko
(She waving her hands wildly at him)
He: Yeah… Chill Pill, Baby!
She moves into the kitchen, our He is slumping into his posture..
He: Phew! Nalla velai.. Pozhaichen… Enna aayirukumo?!
She: Hmmm… enna muru muru na monathundirukke?
He: illaiye ma… naan virum periya moochu vittundirunthen….
She: Nee yaen vidare? Peri moochu naan thaane vidanam… Unnai poi
kattindathukku!
He: (under his breath) Hehehehe
Sometime later, they are watching TV and “Dhoom” is playing on local Cable
TV for the umpteenth time. John Abraham makes an appearance on the
screen…
She: Oooooohhh.!! John Abrahammmmmmmmmm… !! Semma handsome paa… Chance
ae illa…
He: Yeah… Hmmm…
(thinking to himself… machaan… moodittu po.. illa inikki rathiri illa
sivarathiri thaan unakku!!)
Hope everybody likes this one! Esp. the gals… dont you think you can identify with this one, now? :-))
on 23 Dec 2005 at 10:40 am # rsubras
“adichathukku onnu pudichathukku onnu pudavaiyai vaangikkuva…pattu pudavaiyai vaangikuva……..”
intha song thaane kadseela paaduvaango
Rubic cube -nee neenga oru parallal series aarambikkalam pola irukke..kai vasam niraya idea vachirukeenga
on 23 Dec 2005 at 10:43 am # yours truly
She: Naan surya smart sonna thappu, nee asin paathu drool panna thappu illai la
Inga Shreya-ku badhila Asin-nu marandhu poyi poattutiyaa
And She crying is too much!! Sentimental-romantic touch-aa?
on 23 Dec 2005 at 12:18 pm # chikuado
over senti one.. enna pa aachu unakku?? and rubic_cube, unga version padicha it sounds like She is a tyrant, and He is a coward.. LOL! i know ferrari also comes close.. LOL!
on 23 Dec 2005 at 2:48 pm # F e r r a r i
Sri,
Neha and vee-jay,
Rendu perum pesi theerhtukonga
cellvi and Nithya,
Atlast something which people dont agree to. Idhula irundhu enna theriyudhu? Ennoda He-She ellame kaRapanai appadinu
on 23 Dec 2005 at 2:52 pm # F e r r a r i
Sundaresan,
Thats a nice song
Bala,
Appuram, manasula surya appadinu nenappa appadinu oru kelvi vandhu irukkum
Boo,
He he
i am not,
Really?
NEW,
Thanks
Rubic,
Maama! Kalasitta. That was too good!
on 23 Dec 2005 at 2:56 pm # F e r r a r i
Balaji,
prabukarthik,
Adha othukka maatanga sir!
Visit,
rsubras,
Rubic Cube wife kku indha matter theriyadhu. I will forward these details to her. Appuram annachi kadhai kandhal dhaan!
yours truly,
He he. Andha he naan illaiye
Chik,
Ammaaa thaaye! Konjam adangariya?
on 23 Dec 2005 at 10:05 pm # Neha
RC,
enna chappathi kattai eduthurukkalaam. tch…paravaala there is always a next time 
Thats more like it
on 23 Dec 2005 at 10:05 pm # Neha
vee-jay,
wat the matter?
on 23 Dec 2005 at 10:37 pm # shub
like it!
on 27 Dec 2005 at 10:57 pm # dumbs
That final is the best cricket match I’ve seen till date. Is it available online?