Dear Hutch,

I know you have a shop in Banshankari 3rd stage. And I have no reason to visit that place. So please don’t send me a message every day about it. I don’t follow cricket. I don’t want to download instant scores. I don’t watch movies either. So the sms messages asking me to download uppi dada MBBS ringtones doesn’t make sense. My astrologer is my boss and my dad. If they are happy, I am happy. That’s it. I don’t want to know what my future is. Nokia has provided me with enough ringtones. I don’t want to download bluffmaster ringtones. I dont want to meet Sonu Nigam at Bishop Cotton. I dont want a special date. No one special is waiting anywhere for me. Everyone who knows me has my contact no. Thank you very much. Please have mercy on me and stop sending me text messages.

-A Hutch Subscriber who is clueless how to unsubscribe to these text messages!