Prabhu n Ferrari

He: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
She: Enna ayya semma mood la irukaaru?
He: new year eve aache. Enna panlaam
She: Nee sollu
He: Pub hopping panlaama. Semmaya irukkum atmosphere
She: Vendaam. Over smoke. Palace Grounds la couples kku special programmes irukkume
He: Naan anga ellam varale. Indha musical chair competition indha madhiri kadi ellam irukkum. New year eve la evanavadhu games velayaduvaana?
She: Pinna enna pannanum?
He: Huh? Err. Jolly aa celebrate pannanum
She: thanni adikkanum. adhaane?
He: he he. kaLLi. kaNdu pidichitiye
She: Engayum poga vendaam. Veetlaye celebrate panlaam
He: TV paaka solriya? evlo vaati kamal shirt kazhati poattu ‘iLamai idho idho’ paatuku dance aadaradha paakaradhu?
She: Konjam enna pesa vidariya?
He: Hmmm. Sollu
She: Yaen salichikare?
He: No no. Come on! Sollu sollu
She: Yaen kathare?
He goes near her, hugs her and tells
He: Sollu maa
She: Indha konjal kku onnum korachal illai. We will decorate the house, have candle light dinner and celebrate new year in a romantic setting. Seri. masa masa nnu nikkadhe. Go get baloons, color papers and some candles.
He: Err. How about some drinks?
She: Why not? Fanta mirinda ellam vaangindu vaa
He:
She: Seri seri romba azhadhe. Get a beer for you
He: Unakku. I will get you a wine
She: Edhukku? Naan oru sip adichitu tonic madhiri irukku solven. Mathadha gaali panradhukka?
He: He he
She: Ennamo pannu po
(After 1 hr)
He blowing the baloons, when his bachelor friends keep sending him SMS how they are having fun at MG Road etc. Then He switches on TV and the movie ‘Bandha paramasivam’ is played in indhiya tholaikaatchi for the first time. He switches channel and watches NDTV. They show people partying around. The baloon bursts by mistake
She: Ayyo. Konjam porumaya pannen
He: Hmmm
(She changes channel, and in some channel vivek comedy ‘Eppadi irundha naan ippadi aagiten comes’)
10.30 PM
He is busy setting the table with candle. By the time he lights the second candle, the first candle is off. He tries for sometime and she walks in from kitchen
She: Ananju poradha
He: kaathu. Jannal saathidaren
(He closes the windows. Candles are set. But starts sweating
He: Cha! verthu kotradhu
She: Aaamam
He: Hotel la AC irukkum. Innikinu paarthu its not that chill in bangalore also
She: pona pogattum vidu
They have dinner
12 AM
She hugs He and wishes him Happy New year. Luckily for them the mobile network is jammed, and no one disturbs by sending sms or calling
He lifts She and tries to take her to bedroom. After 2 steps, he gently puts She down
She: Yaen irakki vittute?
He: Illai. Vandhu err I got a itching situation in hand. Adhaan
She: Kai aricha, ippadi moochu vaanguma unakku?
He: No no.
She: Naan weight poattuten dhaane?
He: Illaiye. You look the same as always. Beautiful
She: Poi solladhe
He: Illai ma
She: Enakke theriyaradhu. Nee chumma solre. Kalyanam aana pudhusule evlo easy aa ennai lift pannuve
He: Vayasu aaiduthu maa
She: Ada paavi. Ennai kezhavi solriya?
He: No no. I am saying I am getting old. He he
She: Hmmm
He: Seri seri. ippo lift panren paar
With great effort he lifts she and they enter the bedroom. Thats it . Tamil cinema style la lights are off, and we show sun rising in marina beach

Happy New Year Folks

I live in an apartment. My house is on the second floor facing the road. In the next house a family of 3 or 4 stay. Problem is the lady dries all the clothes in front of my house
Yesterday evening a person from Tata Indicom came to my house, to check the feasibility of broadband connection. When we were walking on the road, I pointed him to my house and asked him how the wiring will be done.
Tata guy: Which house is yours sir?
Me: The one on the second floor
Tata guy: Which one sir? The one in which the ladies garments are hanging?
Me: Err. Yeah. But they are not mine
Tata guy: I know sir. They are ladies garments. They cant be yours
Me: !!!!!!
I wanted to point the finger towards myself and ask in vadivelu style ‘Idhu thevaya, idhu unakku thevaya’
Worst part is she uses my clips and hangs the clothes I have told her twice or thrice, but no use. I told her she can atleast hang the clothes of guys. But it seems that will get mixed with mine! What logic eh? Cha! I think I will throw away the clothes from the next time X( Its so embarassing to bring friends to home. They start bullying me :-L

Today is
Malaysian Mangai
Tag Queen
Birthday Reminder
Modern dress Mangaatha Visithra’s birthday.

Many more returns of the day Visit. Get married soon to coimbatore maapillai

I was watching this Alfred Hitchcock movie ‘The Farmers Wife’ last night. A comedy movie from AH. And it is a silent movie, with stills in the middle containing dialogues.

In the end of the movie there is this dialogue, when the main character proposes to his girl. She asks him if he really means it, since it is all very sudden!

And he responds saying
‘The Lord works the same as lightning and dont give warning when he is going to make sense in a mans heart’

Very meaningful sentence, and suits for many a situations in life!

This is the headlines in Indiatimes website as of now. Do I need to say anything more?

Honorable CM Shri Dharam Singh ji last night said that a high alert has been issued across the state of karnataka. And security has beefed up.
Today morning when I came to office, I didnt see even a single policemen on road!!!!! I checked with my friends, and every one said the same!
Whereas within my office complex, security has been tightened. Everyone was stopped at the gate, ID card was verified and then let in.
Is this what the government meant by increasing the security? Looks like employers will ensure that the office complexes are very secure. Thats very good. But who will take care of the common man on road?
When will the government wake up?

A professor of IIT delhi was shot dead here by terrorists when he came to attend a seminar at IISC. It is really shocking and sick. Deep condolences to the family. Six other professors were injured in this attack For how long we are going to bury our heads in sand and brush away terrorism? It has gone to such a level that a professor who came to talk on operations research was killed!
Dont we have enough incidents to bring very strong anti terrorism laws? What are we gaining by tying down the hand of police and army with these peace talks? It is a shame for the nation.
Open the borders , leave buses to pakistan and talk about peace. Its really frustrating and scary. God knows what will happen next!
Government should start executing the terrorists in jail. We do not want more kandahar episodes. And add to it abu salem partying in mumbai jail!
Anyways who cares. We have important news like Aamir khan getting married and top movies of 2005 etc. For one week there will be talks on terrorism and then people will forget. Wish we take a leaf out of israels book!

I wanted to write about this for quite some time. RC gave me some 6 DVD’s some time back. Movies like Scent of a Woman, 12 Angry Men, Primal Fear, Good Morning Vietnam etc.

This movie 12 Angry men is amazing. A black and white movie. And the entire movie is within a single room. These 12 men are from the jury and they discuss the outcome of the case. Mindblowing!

One of the best movies I have seen in my life time!

குஜிலியின் முன் வேறொரு குஜிலிக்கு
கதவை திறப்பவன் மண்டு

gujiliyin mun vaeRoru gujiliikku
kadhavai thiRappavan maNdu

Is it only me or all of you feel that the standard of refereeing in EPL has come down drastically?
I always felt Graham Poll and Styles were the best in the EPL lot. But I was taken aback by their refereeing in the past week. What has happened to them?
For instance take this Chelsea-Fulham match on Boxing day. So many hand balls went unnoticed!
And lesser said about the linesmen, the better. No wonder many managers are getting frustrated to no end. Its better if FA looks into this matter at the earliest.

Do we have any regulation that the length of the bus should be this much metres or something. Is there any specification provided by the transport ministry?

Or is it that costly to have/maintain a toilet within the bus? Or the greedy bus owners dont want to lose that much amount of space, and have more seats instead? Why dont buses in India have toilets?

Last night I was coming back from chennai to bangalore. There was a lady along with her 4 or 5 year old son travelling. The kid felt like using the bathroom frequently. And every time, the lady used to goto the front and request the driver to stop the bus. Some drivers are rude and dont stop. But this guy was decent enough and stopped frequently. Thanks to the kid, we all got frequent toilet breaks. At the same time, its easy for guys. But very tough for women. I wonder why the bus owners/manufacturers dont think of buses with toilets?

Many people, especially families hesitate to travel in buses mainly because of this reason!

He and She having dinner.
She: Innum konjam sadham podatumma?
He: Hmmmm
After a couple of minutes
She: What are you thinking?
He: Huh?
She: Enna yosichindu irukke?
He: Onnum illaiye
She: Samayal nanna illaiya?
He: No no. Semma tasty aa irukku
She: Edhu thayir sadham aa?
He: He he. Sambhar curry ellam nanna irundadhu
She: Seri sollu
He: Enna?
She: What were you thinking?
He: Onnum illai ma
She: Veedu eppadi katta porom nu yosikaraya?
He: No no
She: Office la edavadhu tension aa?
He: Not at all
She: Naan edavadhu sollitena?
He, on her shoulder left hand keep
He: Come on!
She: Appo ennaa think pannitu irundhe?
He: Think ellam pannalai nu solren la.
Naalaiku saloon poradha illai next week saloon kku poradha
appadinu contemplate pannindu irundhen
She: !!!!!!!