A leisurely Saturday morning. He reading the newspaper, and She watching TV resting her back on he’s shoulder. Tough to visualize? Let me make it more clear. He sitting on the extreme left of the sofa. He is perpendicular to the TV. Now she is sitting facing the TV, using He’s shoulder and arms as the backrest 
‘Thoongadha vizhigal reNdu’ is on in Sun Music. Song gets over, and She gets bored. After sometime and starts playing with He’s ears. She rolls her dupatta end and slowly inserts into He’s ears
He: eh? hey!
She: Enna?
He: Illai. Onnum illai.
(Saying this he continues reading. She repeats the game. He gets the hint and drops the newspaper. *He is feeling kinda ticklish in his ear, takes a johnsons bud and starts cleaning the ear. Then he applies foam all over his face, and is about to shave. And by Murphy’s law the mobile phone rings. And luckily for he, it is a guy who calls. He keeps talking for a while to his friend. She takes the razor and starts shaving for he. Within 2 minutes He finishes his conversation.
He: Kodu
She: Enna?
He: Razor kodu ma
She: Naan paNNi vidattuma?
(The tone is more of an order than request)
He: Ok
She: Chair la ukaaren. It will be easy for me
He: Err. Ok.
(Slowly she starts. After a while She brings the razor somewhere above the throat)
She: Evening engayavadhu poalaama
(He stiffens)
She: Yaen un body ivlo stiff aa irukku? Bayama?
He: Cha! Cha! I thought it will be easy for you
She: Safina plaza la Hyderabad kal vaLayal sale poattu irukaanam, poalaama?
He: Hmmm. Poalaam
(After some 10 minutes, she is done with her job. With a huge sigh of relief, he gets up and looks at his face in the mirror)
She: Ellam seriya irukka?
He: Ya ya 
She: Irukkara moonji dhaane theriya poaradhu
He: He he
(Saying this he picks the towel and is about to enter the bathroom for a quick shower)
She: Enna ivlo seekram kuLikka poare?
He: Feeling stuffy!
(After a while He comes out)
She: Inga kitta vaa*
(With all great plans He approaches She)
She: Nee maRubadiyum shave panniya enna?
He: Shave pannala. Just konjam adjust pannen
She: Poi sollaadhe. I can easily spot the difference!
He: Hey come on!
She: Cha! Kannadila paartha boadhu naan kaetten la, seriya irukka appadinu? Appave solli irukkaradhu dhaane
He: Idhula enna ma irukku. You did a good job. I just adjusted a bit
She: If I did a good job, why should you adjust?
He: Err
She: Naan evlo aasai aasaya paNNi vitten. Pch!
He: Hey hey! I am so happy for it. Next time la irundhu neeye paNNi viden
She: Ennai paartha unakku barber madhiri irukka
He: Chee chee! I was just kidding!
She: So appo naan seriya pannalai appadinu solla vare. Seri. Indha madhiri en kitta evlo solli irukkiyo!! Aaandavanukku dhaan veLichcham!
He: !!!!!!!!!
* You expected the story to proceed in a different direction, didnt you? Naughty naughty 
on 29 Nov 2005 at 12:08 pm # visithra
heheheh good one the razor at the throat was priceless
on 29 Nov 2005 at 12:29 pm # Hari
Hi Prabhu,
Anyways I was reading the story from a different direction only. LOL. Anyway, well shaved.
on 29 Nov 2005 at 12:33 pm # yours truly
proceed in a different direction - ferrAri prAbhu post paNNinadhu, endha direction-la veNNaalum pogalaam
on 29 Nov 2005 at 12:38 pm # Maverick
Mayir pudungarthukkumaa?
on 29 Nov 2005 at 12:44 pm # Vijai
Good one Ferrari.
on 29 Nov 2005 at 1:15 pm # B a l a j i
Ayyo paavam He. Avaraala She kitta “veetula ennatha seraikkira”-nu kekka mudiyaadhu
on 29 Nov 2005 at 2:15 pm # Sri
Ferrari,
onga throatla yaravadhu razor vechha anubhavama unmaiya sollunga??????
In all ur HE-SHE series y do u portray “SHE” as if she is arguing 4 silly things and “HE” enovo romba adjust pannitu pora mathiri ????
Sri
on 29 Nov 2005 at 2:32 pm # chikuado
ROTFL! this was crazy! esp the razor near the throat.. LOL again! n good question, Sri
enna pa.. no answer??!
on 29 Nov 2005 at 2:40 pm # Rubic_Cube
Yaen pa Ferro. Naan padicha He She ellathilume He thaan “!!!” expression ku varaar. Oru thadava kooda She antha expression pannamaatala? Romba paavama irukku He aa paartha.
on 29 Nov 2005 at 3:56 pm # Filtered sambhar
hehehehe! gud one…. endula ungalukku razor throate paravellainu adikume?!
Get sambharred!!!
Filtered by sambhar….
on 29 Nov 2005 at 5:28 pm # cellvi2003
I do have the feel, that she is arguing for silly things, oru velai, SHE’s ellarume appadithano
on 29 Nov 2005 at 5:38 pm # nithya
LOL! Hilarious one!
on 29 Nov 2005 at 5:53 pm # Cinefan
2 very good HE-SHE posts.esp this one,damn good.Keep it going.
on 29 Nov 2005 at 6:33 pm # F e r r a r i
Visithra,
Thanks
Hari,
on 29 Nov 2005 at 6:34 pm # F e r r a r i
yours truly,
Maverick,
Dai! Adhu mazhikaradhu or savaram panradhu
on 29 Nov 2005 at 6:35 pm # F e r r a r i
Vijai,
Thanks
B a l a j i,
Ayyo! Appadi ellam kaekka mudiyuma enna?
on 29 Nov 2005 at 6:39 pm # F e r r a r i
Sri,
Not actually. If you observe, it is more of things from the view point of a guy and hence its like this. I will be extremely happy if some girls/ladies come up with She-He
Chik,
Adangu
on 29 Nov 2005 at 6:44 pm # F e r r a r i
Rubic_Cube,
You are married right? Please tell me the last time, when your wife had this expression
Filtered,
Enakku enna? This is not my real life experience you see
on 29 Nov 2005 at 6:45 pm # F e r r a r i
cellvi,
Cha cha! You should not generalise women
Thats dangerous!
Nithya and Cinefan,
Thanks
on 29 Nov 2005 at 9:17 pm # vijay
Endha he-she storyla ..how come she is always portrayed some what idiotic ?? ethaavathu kaaranam unda??
on 29 Nov 2005 at 9:18 pm # sk
Ferrari sir!
I order you to let me know where you get inspirations for all this stuff.
Appadi puttu puttu vekkareenga.
Seriously, eppadi??
on 30 Nov 2005 at 12:23 am # Smyta
hahahahaha:-))
Hey someone tells me tht I get too influenzed by ur he-she posts ….Instead of “Nee vara vara rombha cinema paarthu kettupora” , i m told by this someone that,”nee vara vara rombha he-she series padikara..idhu nallattuke illa”:-)))
:p
hahahaha..I enjoy it so much teriyuma..exp..cz someone gets so irked when i flash dialogs frm this ;-)).keep posting more…angendhu (frm tht someone) adiyo odhayo vizhundhudu naa….tell me I will send u iodex:p
Smiles etc.,
Smyta
on 30 Nov 2005 at 1:01 am # Neha
vara vara neenga over a pesareenga er type panreenga :p
on 30 Nov 2005 at 1:23 am # Narayanan
kazhuthula kathi :O risk’aana velaya irukke
anyways i too thought it would end up the other way 
-narayanan
on 30 Nov 2005 at 4:54 am # anand prabhu
he he…chance illa… unga imagination is toooooo good… unmaiya..sollunga prabhu..eppadi ippadi eluthureenga? engayo othaikuthey… something something irukku?
sk keta athey kelvi… ?? sollugo..
on 30 Nov 2005 at 9:10 am # F e r r a r i
vijay,
No kaaranam and all
sk,
My He-She stories can be compared to a sambhar. The base ingredients are the same. That is, a guy has said something which he shouldnt have said at that point of time. Or he hasnt said something which he should have said at that particular point of time. I splash it with some real life things which I observe. In this instance, couple of weeks back one of my colleague came to office with a cut on his face. I asked him what happened, and he said that his wife shaved for him and there was a small mistake:-D That is it. As simple as that
on 30 Nov 2005 at 9:12 am # F e r r a r i
Smyta,
Aaaha. Naan varala indha viLayattuku
Neha,
on 30 Nov 2005 at 9:13 am # F e r r a r i
Narayanan,
Snake leg snake knows
anand prabhu,
sk kku sonna adhe badhil dhaan. solliten
on 03 Dec 2005 at 4:09 am # aNTi
Kannu,
Idhu ellam seriye illa. Onnaku kalyana kalai katti nikkara maadhiri oru feeling. Paathu ma…Edhavadhu ponnu kitta maatikka pora! Enna irundhalum, ponnu, padhavi panam. All three, we no go behind. All there come behind us. Then only life valama irrukum. All this words from a gnani!
on 05 Jul 2008 at 7:23 pm # Rimma
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