Pasangala,
Indha poNNunga keerangaLe. Bada kaedi maa. Edavadhu sodhapiduvaanga. Namakku kovamaa varum. Edavadhu kovathula solliduvom. Avlo dhaan. Adha pidichupaanga. And we end up feeling guilty and consoling them. Main matter maRandhe poodum. Ushaar kaedinga indha ponnunga.
Naama dhaan konjam jagradhaya irukkanum 
Updated on 15 November 2005. Little did I know that this will be the beginning of the He-She series 
He he 
on 22 Aug 2005 at 6:39 pm # IBH
enna ma kannu…..yaru andha ponnu ? inna problem?:)
on 22 Aug 2005 at 6:43 pm # Uma
Hahahah So true So true and I am so proud of those skills
Anyway, who upset you? yaara pudichu kenjeettu irukeenga?
on 22 Aug 2005 at 6:57 pm # F e r r a r i
IBH,
Problem aa. Cha! Cha!
Uma,
Illai. Oru observation dhaan. Yaarum illai andha madhiri
(Enna vambula maati vida plan panreenga :P)
on 22 Aug 2005 at 7:15 pm # Jacky
Ponnunga kova pattaley thani azhagu than! Romba therinja ponna iruntha azhagu, unga 60 vayasu landlordini kova patta Asingam!
I hope latter is not the case.
on 22 Aug 2005 at 7:17 pm # F e r r a r i
Jacky,
60 vayasu landlordini aa irundha I would referred to as lady. poNNu appadinu solla maaten sir. Ponnunga kova pattaa azhagha? Paarunga sir. Indha madhiri naama nenaikarom appadinu avanga poi kovapaduvaanga. Adhu theriyaama naama dhaan thiru thirunnu muzhippom
on 22 Aug 2005 at 8:42 pm # Jacky
Yethuku Muzhikaringa? If you know it’s a Poi Kovam, Keep a smiling face, Agree but don’t apologize. So it’s up to her to strech an argument just for the sake of it but if you keep agreeing she’ll have to concede it to you. After all no girl will say I was forcing for a mere Sorry!
on 22 Aug 2005 at 9:00 pm # kaleidoscope
LOL so true like Uma said am too proud of that skill
on 22 Aug 2005 at 9:20 pm # Ganesh
Prabhu
enna matteru ?!
ore polambala irukku
on 22 Aug 2005 at 9:56 pm # J
oyeee Ahem !!
but correct thaan :p it happens u see
on 22 Aug 2005 at 10:06 pm # vijay
very tru
on 22 Aug 2005 at 10:13 pm # Neha
Totally agree with WA. Its fun to watch a guy (OR a gal) plead. jus for a few minutes though. approm thoraththi thoraththi adivaanguvaen :D. but its fun n yea its devilish too
on 23 Aug 2005 at 4:21 am # Krithika
Idhu bayangaramaana generalization. I’m guessing that the particular situation demanded such action. Careful what you post, appa padikarrar-nu soneengale.
on 23 Aug 2005 at 5:22 am # GP
Unmai Unmai Mutrilum Unmai..
Ponnunga kooda maathiram koba padaradhukku munnadi yosikka vendiyadhu: Anger is one letter short of danger..
Anger is a vent.. but, that ends up sucking you..
on 23 Aug 2005 at 6:56 am # vatsan
edavathu ponnu matterilla matteKittengala??
padu bejarpa inda ponnu matter ellam, ora thalai vali.
on 23 Aug 2005 at 8:55 am # Praveen
ha!! u know urself ill agree max to this
on 23 Aug 2005 at 9:12 am # F e r r a r i
Jacky,
Good idea
kaleidoscope,
Idhy nyayama?
on 23 Aug 2005 at 9:13 am # F e r r a r i
Ganesh,
No matter. Just an observation
J,
It happens. Hmmmmm Naanga paavam!!!!
on 23 Aug 2005 at 9:14 am # F e r r a r i
Vijay,
he he
Neha,
You little devil
on 23 Aug 2005 at 9:18 am # F e r r a r i
Krithika,
Ungaludaya saga thozhiyargaL enna cheppi irukaanga appadinu paarunga
True there are some exceptions. But irrespective of situation, idhu dhaan nadakudhu at many places 
And enga appa idha padikkatume. Idhula enna irukku 
Gp,
Poondhu vilayadareenga. Anger, Danger appadinu
on 23 Aug 2005 at 9:19 am # F e r r a r i
vatsan,
Luckily no. Engayum maatikalai
Praveen,
I remembered you, when I was composing this post. He he
on 23 Aug 2005 at 10:17 am # Nandu
Did i say somethin wrong??
Not that gals are only kaedis ..even guys are kaedis 
on 23 Aug 2005 at 10:54 am # Maverick
Yengeyo padichen…
25 things guys hate about girls
Guys love girls, or do they? After reading what they’ve got to say, you will certainly be left wondering!
•They Bitch About Other Girls
“You can never talk to a girl without hearing some or the other nasty thing about some other girl!”
Sanjoy Chakraborty, 18, Calcutta
Woman’s greatest enemy is woman. There is not a single girl alive in this world who doesn’t hate one or the other specimen of her own species. Other girls always ‘dress up’ too much, are always trying to steal someone else’s bf… God! There is so much hypocrisy amongst girls that if it all comes out, no girl will have any girl friends left! Then, who will they bitch about guys with, eh?!
•They Use Emotional Blackmail
“I can’t point out anything I don’t like about girls without getting into a messy conversation about how I don’t care about them.”
Ritesh Raina, 16, Baroda
Girls have an evil mind-personally trained by the devil. They plan and plot ways to make a guy’s life as miserable as it can possibly get. Every time you disagree with them slightly, they jump into a quick if-you-had-cared-you-wouldn’t-have-said-that nonsense, which basically means ‘I’ve got you!’ God, now only you can rescue guys!
•They Talk On The Telephone For Too Long
“Talking on the telephone can be only a girl’s idea of fun. They never do anything else!”
Biplabh Ghosh, 17, Calcutta
Did someone tell girls that talking on the telephone costs money? And that there are only so many hours a guy can paste the phone receiver to his ears without losing them forever? A girl’s definition of a (boy) friend-someone who calls fifteen times a day. (To say what??!!) Not only that, they will leave movie, tv, games-ignore everything in life-just to hold a meaningless conversation over the line. Someone ring their brain’s bell!
•They Are Over-possessive
“I hate the way girls don’t let their boyfriends say even hi to other girls.”
Manish Gupta, 19, Chennai
All girls think that the moment any guy becomes their friend, he has become their property. They look at anybody (gals and guys!) who comes to say so much as ‘hi’ as if, if they had their way, they would tear them apart with their bare hands. From whom do all girls learn to behave in this you-are-mine fashion? Find and kill that person. Now.
•Their Over-made-up Look
“I hate babes who wear dark nail polishes and lipsticks… plus they pierce their tongues, noses and what not. What for?!”
Shanaver Siddiqui, 19, Bangalore
If someone asks you to imagine a creature with red lips, purple cheeks, black eyelashes, blue eyelids, green or blue pupils… what picture have you created in your mind? Exactly. Well, that is the way an average girl looks, and they do it deliberately! What kind of people take a perfectly normal face, destroy it completely and absolutely, and then expect others (guys) to like it!
•They Spend Too Much
“If you give girls a 100 million dollars, they will spend it in a day and ask for more.
It is amazing!”
Amit Prabhakar, 17, Haryana
If you see a t-shirt you really like for Rs 100 in a flea market and the same thing at a highbrow shop for Rs 500, where will you buy it from? If you’ve said highbrow shop-gotcha! You are a girl! Anyway, you get the idea. For what unearthly reason do girls spend so much, and make guys spend double the amount on them?! (If they don’t, they are cheap.) Somebody has been paying them the you-are-like-a-princess compliment again.
•They Analyse Everything
“You can’t say a thing to any girl without hearing about it for the rest of your life!”
Paramjit Singh, 18, Chandigarh
Girls have honorary doctorates in psychology. And they seem to have all the time in the world. When a guy says something to them, a process starts. A process so long, complicated and messy that only a girl’s (twisted) mind can make it happen. They sit and think about why he said that particular thing, in that particular tone, at that particular moment. What could he mean by that, maybe he’s trying to say something but can’t, directly. For god’s sake, girls! Sometimes things are exactly the way they seem to be.
•They Talk Too Much
“When this particular friend calls me, I keep the receiver down and see for how long will she keep going on without realising that I’m not listening!”
Puneet Sharma, Delhi
If you overhear a conversation between the average guy and the average girl, major chances are that out of the 20 words you hear, 19 and three-fourths are spoken by the female voice. If this surprises you, you are one of the very, very few blessed people alive in this world who don’t know many girls! You lucky so and so…
•They Gossip Too Much
“Girls tell everything to everybody, and on top of that they admit it!”
Gaurav Sood, 19, Ludhiana
Life is full of simple things. One of the simplest things is to tell a million people what you are thinking, or what is going on in your life. Don’t agree? Try pouring your heart out to just one of your girl friends, and sit back, relax, and enjoy the result! The girl’s entire inner, outer and middle circle of friends would be calling you to help (more likely to get more juicy gossip). Wish lipstick meant something else!
•They Want Us To Change All The Time
“A girl can never be happy with the way you are, so all you guys might as well stop trying!”
Mritanjay Lowe, 18, Faridabad
If the making of a guy was left to a girl, there would be a striking resemblance between guys and mercury… only mercury can bend and twist and change shape as fast as girls want guys to change. They force guys to eat health food and then think ‘he is too much of a health freak’, so he has to change again! What about a little mercurial act yourself, girls?!
•Their Ego And Nakhras
“Girls think they are something special. They are always in the air… get a life and touch the ground, girls!”
Nirav Mehta, Mumbai.
When you want to go for a movie, your girl friends will want to go for a drive. When you want to eat Chinese, they want Italian. If you don’t agree, you have hurt their bloated ego. Girls specialize in throwing tantrums (at the rate of 16 per millisecond). They make guys feel that they can’t do anything right, and that everything they say or do hurts them. Hey, is their ego made of cellophane or what?!
•They Ignore The Guy Who Likes Them And Go Crazy Over Another Guy
“I hate the fact that girls never realise that they will be happy with a guy who likes them and not with
the one they like.”
Saurabh, Delhi
There is one word which describes every girl very aptly-masochist. They will cry, get hurt, lose sleep, not eat for days, look miserable… do any other terrible thing you can think of, for the affection of a guy who doesn’t even give them an iota of bhao. And most of them will happily ignore a perfectly sweet guy who genuinely cares for them. One would think they actually want to suffer!
•They Are Self-conscious And Always Want To Look Good
“When my girlfriend asks me how she’s looking, I never know what to say! Abs nothing pleases her.”
Amit Puri, 19, Gurgaon
Wanna know what’s the toughest test of patience made for guys? Ever tried to take your girl friends out to a bash or something? You got it. The most futile thing to do at a time like this is to try telling your friend that she’s looking fine. Fine is not so good, good is so-so, great is forced, beautiful is lying. For a race which claims to be so high on ego and confidence… doesn’t say much, does it?
•They Are Techno-challenged!
“Girls are useless. They can’t fix even a bulb!”
Arpit Jalota, 16, Delhi
Ever seen a female electrician? Yup, that’s what we meant. Girls don’t know tuppence about anything that has even remotely to do with technology. A fused bulb-and they’ll wait for some guy to come around and help them. Something goes wrong with the comp, and they’ll start sending SOS messages to all their guy friends… Then they say guys have a superiority syndrome!
•They Praise Other Guys In Front Of Us
“I hate girls talking about other guys. They keep saying something ‘great’ about them always!”
Kalyan Rajeev, Hindupur
All girls are born with one huge skill. They all excel at irritating the hell out of any guy! They think the ultimate cool thing to do, to get a guy all edgy, is to start an hour long, mushy description of their admiration for other guys. How other guys dress well, talk smoothly, look fab… Well, they certainly sound much more interesting than girls!
•They Are Too Sentimental
“Girls are tooo touchy… say anything and they take it straight to their heart. They start crying over trivial matters.”
Gaurav Sood, 19, Ludhiana
Girls cry when they are sad, when they are angry, when they are frustrated, when they have nothing to feel… gawd, they even cry when they are happy! They get hurt by things which guys never even dream can be upsetting. They have their own weird definition of a ‘caring’ friend and they will force you to death to become that. Boo-hoo!
•They Try To Dress Us Up
“Girls keep telling us how to dress. If we need their opinion, we’ll ask!”
Vikrant Achrekar, 17, Mumbai
When you wear that fave t-shirt, get into the neatest pair of denims, comb your hair just right and are feeling great… don’t! There is sure to be a girl lurking around, to let you know at least 17 things that are wrong. Who told them that the dress-designing God is a girl?!
•They Think All Men Are Animals
“All girls think we get some great pleasure in hurting them and making them cry! It’s ridiculous the way all guys are always supposed to be bad and heartless.”
Rohit Sharma, Mussoorie
Girls think the sole reason for a guy’s existence is to destroy a girl’s life at the first given opportunity. Puhleeze! Somebody go and tell them that there are other, more important things in a guy’s life-they hardly need to waste time constantly thinking about girls, let alone planning and plotting how to hurt them or break their hearts.
•They Nag
“I know all guys will agree wholeheartedly that girls nag. They nag and nag and nag… almost as if they are programmed to do it!”
Sajal Sapra, Delhi
When a poor guy says something, girls go back, take each sentence, dissect each word, ponder over it for two hours, and then come back the next day and ask what he meant by any word that they found suspicious (which will include 90% of them). Girls kill poor guys over everything. Why did they talk to the girl she doesn’t like? Why did he not wear the t-shirt she had gifted him? Why, why, why? Tell Me Why takes on a new meaning…
•They Always Want To Know ‘Where You Are’
“Girls ask so many questions. They must make great policepersons!”
Mansoor Adil, 17, Faridabad
Never ever make the mistake of telling a girl that you are going somewhere. The minute you do that, a harassing game of 20 Questions starts. “Where are you going?”, “Why?”, “Who are you going to meet?”, “Why?”, “Will there be any girl there?”, “Why?”, “When will you come back?”, “Why?”… let’s not even get into the rest. A guy has to watch every word he says lest it starts off another round of you-know-what from a new and completely different angle.
•They Are Never On Time
“I’ve missed so many movie beginnings because of girls that now I just go with my guy friends.”
Tuhin Mishra, 17, Jamshedpur
All guys who want to take any girl out-listen carefully. If there’s a 5 o’clock movie, tell them it’s at 2:30. If there’s a party at 8, tell them you’ve got to reach by 5. And, most important-keep harassing them that you’re getting late, even if you’ve got 2 hours to go (to make them feel that they are succeeding in delaying you)! By this simple cleverness, you can avoid getting late for any bash, or missing that all-important beginning of a movie. Eeeenjoy!
•They Never Agree With You
“All girls want to do is fight. They will never agree with you, even if both of you want the same thing.”
Pranav Trikha, 18, Chandigarh
What do you do to get a girl to wear denims instead of some shabby skirt? Tell them that you don’t think denims would look great on them. Simple! If you tell them to wear pink, they wear black. If you ask them to play basketball, they come all ready with tennis racquets. If you try to tell them something, they never believe you. Girls seem to have never-listen-to-any-guy bones fitted at odd positions in their body!
•They Take Advantage Of Being The Weaker Sex
“They talk about equality but they never do any guy-work!”
Vasu Jagannathan, 17, Bangalore
They will never stand in a line to get things done because ‘they are ladies’, they will not carry bags, when out together on picnics or something, because ‘guys are stronger’, they will hit guys, but scream the ears out of everybody within 10 km if a guy so much as gives them a glare… why? Because they are the weaker sex-when it’s convenient for them.
•They Are Pseudo
“Girls always say something and mean something completely different.”
Akshay Mathur, 16, Lucknow
When girls want something really expensive (for their b’day or something), what do they do? They tell you that they don’t want anything, insist upon it, and make you swear that you won’t waste any money on them. And when a poor, innocent guy believes them and doesn’t get them anything, hell breaks loose! Gawd, heard that when a girl says no it means yes, but do they have to apply this rule to everything in life?!
•They Worry Too Much About ‘The Future’
“Guys live their ‘today’ to the fullest extent but girls save from their today to build a better ‘tomorrow’!”
Dibakar Chakraborty, 20, Guwahati
Girls are superhuman. When everybody is trying to do their best to handle their present, they devote 75% of their time thinking about what may happen 5, 10 or worse, 20 years from now! Whether they’ll marry the man of their dreams, get the perfect job, have good health… everything that may or may not happen in the future concerns them. Trying to impress a girl? Just gift her a crystal ball!
on 23 Aug 2005 at 11:15 am # vee-jay
yaaru kitta vangi kattinda - ippadi polambi theekkara…. un crush list increase aiducha????:D
on 23 Aug 2005 at 11:35 am # F e r r a r i
Nandu,
Nee onnum sollaliye
Maverick,
Too good da. And it is very very true!
vee-jay,
Oruthara irundha sollalaam
on 05 Sep 2006 at 5:41 am # Singh
Maybe you should all think about becoming gay - then you wouldn’t have to worry about girls at all. Problem solved!
on 21 Jun 2007 at 1:23 pm # Prabhu n Ferrari » History…
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on 05 Sep 2007 at 11:28 am # Grace
hey enna he she series niruthitingala? yennoda ella friends ithay rasichi padichit irunda…please continue panungapa………..