Who said Traffic police is not friendly? Or caring? Bangalore Traffic Policemen are very friendly. And extremely brilliant. They are very caring towards the youngsters, especially guys.
For instance, if a guy finds a cute girl overtaking him he gets extremely curious. To see how the girl looks like and try to impress her. Bangalore policemen have devised the signals keeping this in mind. Dont believe it? Read the following proofs.
1. Every 500 m there is a traffic signal
(This means, at the most the girl can overtake the guy and reach a maximum distance of 500 m. There is ample time for the guy to catch her)
2. The bangalore signals are ergonomicaly designed. That if a signal turns from red to green, you zoom past only to find the next signal turn red just when you are about to cross it
(This is for slow riders of bike. Assume that your girl overtakes you and crosses the signal, whilst you are stuck. Worried? Dont worry dude. She will surely be stuck at the next signal. Still you can go ahead and catch her)
3. This is an adhoc case. That is if guys are not able to catch the girls using methods one or two, the policemen switch off all the signals. And they manually control the traffic flow.
4. You can park your bike at some corner. Cross the road and walk some 100 metres. For all known reasons, the girl might be taking a 3 km journey just to goto the other side of the road. You know, Bangalore Police feel Bangalore is a ultra modern city. And it is old fashion to take U-turns and all. So they have banned it on 90 % of the roads.
Tell me folks. Can any other city in India boast of such friendly traffic cops?
Oh my this one is really good – hehehehe so those menaging cops are mens best friend?
ops meant menacing ;p
nalla experience pola erukku?;)
Enna nadandhudhu indha weekend?
Nice one.
Enna sir, veetulendhu officeku evalo singals?
u forgot the millions of pot holes and speed breakers that will make sure the girl is going so slowly that u can reach her.
Visithra,
Oh yes. They are
Prabha,
Yaen solla maate. Daily naanga padra paadu unakku enga theriya poradhu
Wickedu,
Nothing happened. Am getting tired of this bangalore traffic!!
Vasanth,
Thanks
Somwya,
Adhu next part. BDA kku pughazhanjali seluthache ezhudharen
ada ada ada, bangalorologya ???
irunga jakartavoda jallikattu aadittu vandu commentaren
Kavitha,
Neenga Virumandi Annalatchumi madhiriyo? Adhu ennanga Jakarta Jallikattu?
aduvagapatadu,
j2ee kondu ,open groundil ,”aapaisatha kurangu pol” vilithukondu ,voyamal support vendi mail sandai pottu, “unna vida inda ulagathil oosiyaga kidaipadu onnum illa, onnum illanu padinthey namma pasunesan maadiri jallikattu velayadaradu
inda notes poduma ?? innum konjam venuma….
Hmmmm…I c somebody talking in VERY sarcastic tones about my city of birth! Hmmmm….i’m wondering if I should talk to my friends in the police about ‘interrogating’ you? What say, Prabhu?
Kavitha,
Snake leg snake knows. Replace J2EE with .NET
Ravi,
No problem
I will tell them you are close pal of Mani Shankara Aiyer 
Hi Ferrari,
Truly a novel way of letting out your frustration and being content with whatever the great Bangalore gives you.
Hail Bangalore Mamas…they definitely are mamas!
o! neenga ‘suryavamsam’ illaya
Hari,
Bangalore doesnt give anything. It takes
Praveen,
Ulle Veliye Parthiban madhiri kedayadhu. Nejamave nallavanga
Kavitha,
Adhula ennanga sogam?
Well ! My first time here. Nice post. Bangalore police are certainly the best. Apart from all the signals to help U get your girl – they drop you home when you are drunk(dont ask the agony of retreiving your bike back).
Nalla experience pola eruku hehehe.
bablu,
Thanks
kaleidoscope,
err. Experience at observing. Avlo dhaan
neenga bike-la ponnai thoratharathu pathi pesureenga..
imagine people like me travelling in public transport:-)
ithe pathiyum konjam ezhuthunga (maamikku theriyaama naan padikanum!)
remember what Vivek said in movie Minnale
“ennama burunu pona”
ranganathan,
Enakku Madras PTC la poi dhaan sir pazhakkam. Idhu thelledhu
kris,
he he