I stayed in this GTDC Resort in Goa.
GTDC Manager : Aapka naam aur address yeh register par enter kee jiye (Pls enter your name and address)
Me: Sure
(I entered all the details)
GTDC Manager: Madam nahin aayi kya? (Madam didnt come?)
Me: Madam?????Err. Mera Shadi nahin hua(Am not married)
GTDC Manager: Fikar mat kee jiye. Jaldi ho jayega(Dont worry. It will happen soon)
Me:!!!!!!!! Room kahan hai? (Where is the room?)
I entered the room. Since it was very humid, I felt like taking bath. I opened the tap and closed the bathroom door. Was unpacking, when the room service guy entered
Room Service Guy(RSG): Saab, lunch ke liye kya chahiye? (What do you want for lunch, sir?)
Me: Do butter roti, ek paneer butter masala aur fried rice
RSG: Madam ke liye?(For madam?)
Me: Kounsi Madam?(Which Madam?)
Actually the AC Suite was like this. First thing you find when you enter the room is bathroom, and then the hall.
RSG pointed his hand towards the bathroom, and I was scared for a second. Whether he brought some girl to the room. Actually, the guy was pointing towards the bathroom. Since the water was running and the door closed, the guy assumed that Madam was inside taking bath 
I opened the bathroom door, and then told the guy
Me: Koi nahin hai. Mein akhele hoon(No one there. Am alone)
RSG: Theek hai saab (Ok sir)
Till I left the resort, everyone was looking at me in a strange way. Is it so weird to go alone on a vacation?
P.S. Am not responsible if you feel hungry and feel like eating butter roti and paneer butter masala
Ungalukku kalyanam panni vekka avangalukku enna ivalo aarvam?
Innikku Madam kahaan hai-nu kaettavan, naalaikku oru madam-a kootittu vanthu Madam yahaan hai appadinu solla maataan-nu enna nichayam? Ensoy!
hahaha …. lol on praveen’s comment …
had fried rice today…so thapichiteenga
The guy must have been looking for a DCH type Swedish madam (Saif Ali Khan)
The type that looted Saif
Hehehe tsh tsh ungaluku married muthirai stamp pahnithan – so ithule enna teriyidhuna it s time u get married – oore solludu ;p
prav heheheh nalla comment
Unga mugathula enna kalyana “kalai” vandhudicha??;) Avan kannukku theriyudhu pola… adhaan hints kudukkaran..:D
Ungala sutthi neraya peru KalaiMamaMani viruthu vanga try panirkanga
hey! nice blog..
all good things will come to an end and so has to be your bachelor life..:)
btw naanmum tamiltha
Hahahahaha What a ROTFL post!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Me J..me wants to go on a vacation……alone:((
Yethukkum neenga konjam ungaloda muliya konjam maathi paarunga.I think there lies the problem
LOL @ Praveen
Me,
Welgum welgum
Sebastian,
I also had the same doubt!
Nithya,
kaLai pathi theriyalai. Naan romba kaLaippaa irundhen
Jacky,
Adhe adhe sabapadhe
Sathya,
Tamizhan endru sollada, thalai nimirndhu nillada
Sangeeta,
Hmmmm
Raj,
En muzhi thani muzhi
Aab ka number kab aayega?
Ferrari said :Tamizhan endru sollada, thalai nimirndhu nillada
Prabhu said: Appadiye konjam Hindi katru kol ada..